💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

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Death Fat Death Pool

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Chantal
Anyone going thru 4 drive thrus in 30 mins and eating their feelings is bent on self destruction and it can’t happen fast enough IMO
The best would be if she stroked out with Peetz in the car with her and she somehow managed to kill them both without injuring anyone else
 
Motion to amend an entry to the Deathfat Derby:

Chantal and Peetz as a 1 & 1A coupled entry

Hoping she strokes out while driving Peetz somewhere and they both get taken out (while of course avoiding any other casualties)
 
Tammy won't make it past 2022. She is already on a trach tube and I heard she is now immobile in some facility. As he has survived many things like a cockroach but I think her luck is ran out. I have her on my my stiffs deadpool list as a write in.
 
I’m hoping fat Jenny squeaks out a win here, but it will probably be Tammy. All the people who succumbed to COVID the past 2 years and all these cows still around. Fucking amazing.
 
Potato tits said:
I’m hoping fat Jenny squeaks out a win here, but it will probably be Tammy. All the people who succumbed to COVID the past 2 years and all these cows still around. Fucking amazing.
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I had that covid with pneumonia in January of 2021 and I almost died 3 times in the hospital from it.

How Tammy survived at her weight with her slew of health problems is a mystery. But like I mentioned her body is so damaged beyond repair already she won't survive 2022.
 
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The thread. Anyways my vote is on Gunt. For a surprise last minute Royal Rumble entry.
 
I’m not adding anybody til somebody dies in order to keep the vote history untarnished by my dainty hands. When one of them kicks the bucket of fried chicken, we’ll let the winners brag, award them the appropriate stickers, start a “who should be on the list” weeklong slap fight, then I’ll pick the list arbitrarily, forget a major cow, pretend it was on purpose, and everybody will be upset with me. Just making sure we all get on the same page before we get there.
 
Actually since nobody has died yet and the thread is therefore slow, it’s a good time to discuss criterion for the next pool.

- how fat is sufficiently fat?
- this thread was originally just considering laydees because i was positive at the time that Chantal or amber were going to die from fat hysterectomy complications, then I included other fats for lols. Should we include men?
- if we include men, should we exclude boogie because he’ll kill himself just to finally get a W, which is fucking cheating?
- do we exclude trannies for the same reason? I’d be willing to include Kevin because he’s too much of a coward to kilo himself, but i don’t think he’s a death fat. (I don’t think peetz is a death fat either jmo)

If you feel strongly on these matters let us all know so I can pre-prep.
 
tiggles said:
Actually since nobody has died yet and the thread is therefore slow, it’s a good time to discuss criterion for the next pool.

- how fat is sufficiently fat?
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I'd say if you look at them and your like fuck how are they breathing then they are fat enough.

I'd add Ash and Corissa/Jay to the next one. Considering their current situation of being unable to bath or even use their normal toilet they are probably gonna get some interesting conditions.
 
Juliana definitely belongs in the poll. I bet she'll be bedbound by summer, but she's only 30 so she might not pass for a while.
 
Male, female, trans or furries - if they're fat enough, fuck it let em play.

As far as weight, the morbidly obese category is defined as being 100 pounds or more above your ideal body weight. Or, having a Body Mass Index (BMI) of 40 or greater. So at least 350lbs to compensate for height variations.
 
dollastoho said:
As far as weight, the morbidly obese category is defined as being 100 pounds or more above your ideal body weight. Or, having a Body Mass Index (BMI) of 40 or greater. So at least 350lbs to compensate for height variations.
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I don't think "morbidly obese" by the standard BMI groupings should necessarily define people as deathfats for a site like this....I'd suggest the minimum BMI be at least 60. Even at Chinny's fictitious 330lb, it would still be enough to include her. I agree @tiggles that Peetz doesn't even come close to being a "deathfat".

Another possible line for inclusion might be as simple as anyone claiming they can squeeze in to 3XL clothing, that is clearly delusional. We all know most of our favourite BP cows seem to draw the line at saying they are only 3XL.
 
I call shenanigans said:
I don't think "morbidly obese" by the standard BMI groupings should necessarily define people as deathfats for a site like this....I'd suggest the minimum BMI be at least 60. Even at Chinny's fictitious 330lb, it would still be enough to include her. I agree @tiggles that Peetz doesn't even come close to being a "deathfat".

Another possible line for inclusion might be as simple as anyone claiming they can squeeze in to 3XL clothing, that is clearly delusional. We all know most of our favourite BP cows seem to draw the line at saying they are only 3XL.
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They need to be fat enough to impress the internet.
 
tiggles said:
Actually since nobody has died yet and the thread is therefore slow, it’s a good time to discuss criterion for the next pool.

- how fat is sufficiently fat?
- this thread was originally just considering laydees because i was positive at the time that Chantal or amber were going to die from fat hysterectomy complications, then I included other fats for lols. Should we include men?
- if we include men, should we exclude boogie because he’ll kill himself just to finally get a W, which is fucking cheating?
- do we exclude trannies for the same reason? I’d be willing to include Kevin because he’s too much of a coward to kilo himself, but i don’t think he’s a death fat. (I don’t think peetz is a death fat either jmo)

If you feel strongly on these matters let us all know so I can pre-prep.
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This is the death fat death pool. Anyone outside here isn't allowed. I'm pretty sure they have their own death pools anyways. aka no boogie tyvm

Peetz isn't a death fat, he's just a parasite to one. No one outside Chantal lore knows who he is. No one ever well.

I think the bigger the gorl and the bigger the thread number = higher priority to be added.
Also take in to account votes from the prior round.

Someone better fucking die soon!!! EVEN IF ITS ME.
 
stupid frog said:
This is the death fat death pool. Anyone outside here isn't allowed. I'm pretty sure they have their own death pools anyways. aka no boogie tyvm

Peetz isn't a death fat, he's just a parasite to one. No one outside Chantal lore knows who he is. No one ever well.

I think the bigger the gorl and the bigger the thread number = higher priority to be added.
Also take in to account votes from the prior round.

Someone better fucking die soon!!! EVEN IF ITS ME.
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Would Nikocado Avocado count? I know he is not grossly deathfat like Hammy Tammy or Chantel but he does look like a major lard ass with his weight distribution since he is basically self destructing for clout.
 
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