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Death Fat Death Pool

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Tammy might have survived covid but her newfound hobby of daily drinking and whoring could lead to a quick death. Imagine being that heavy/immobile and drunk. The possibilities are endless.
 
I had to change my vote to Tammy because she is really getting close now. It was around a year ago that she went to the doctor who told her she had an 80% chance of dying within 5 years and I think that percentage has gone up, since she has not lost any weight.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
I had to change my vote to Tammy because she is really getting close now. It was around a year ago that she went to the doctor who told her she had an 80% chance of dying within 5 years and I think that percentage has gone up, since she has not lost any weight.
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That was back in season one so I believe maybe 2019. But I always thought that within 5 years was an over statement, I would have told her 3 years which seems more realistic. She won't make it past this year especially looking r her tik toks it feels of death.
 
I stick with my vote of Chantal. I'm expecting her to race across the Deathfat Finish line in a last minute death by misadventure (personal bet is on traffic incident involving drugs)
 
Weak, vote changing faggots.

Fat Amy has the coof, but like all deathfats, she's made entirely of indestructible fungus, which is apparently no match for covid.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Weak, vote changing faggots.

Fat Amy has the coof, but like all deathfats, she's made entirely of indestructible fungus, which is apparently no match for covid.
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We should put a little star on the people that changed their votes, I've been loyal to my girl tammy since day one and I have faith she will win this grease covered, gilded race to the afterlife, her scooter shall put all the others to shame
 
I tell you Tammy will cling on through sheer tard power, even with every cell in her vomit-inducing body begging to be released from their hellish existence she will keep living out of spite.
 
I'm cheering like a degen at the race track for TAMMY! Ain't no way ol' gal is making it past this year! I mean this bitch breaks a sweat sitting down, her heart is ready to give in anytime now so she can eternally rest in her doublewide coffin.
 
Tammy and Jen are both knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door, but they keep on trucking. I would guess Tammy myself at this point, but I have a feeling that someone we never even considered is going to surprise us.
 
I went back and forth between Tammy and Fat Jen and ultimately chose Jen because of the considerable age difference. Although with recent events, Tammy could give Jen a run for the money.

Chantal remains the ultimate wildcard. She has a laundry list of deathfat comorbidities, any of which could take her out by natural causes. With her past/present hard drug use and recent psychotic break, overdose (accidental or intentional) is another possibility.

The race to the finish is getting very interesting farmers. If anything can be gleaned from our collective years making fun of deathfats, that is to expect the unexpected.

Also only faggot cheaters change their vote..haha.
 
dollastoho said:
I went back and forth between Tammy and Fat Jen and ultimately chose Jen because of the considerable age difference. Although with recent events, Tammy could give Jen a run for the money.

Chantal remains the ultimate wildcard. She has a laundry list of deathfat comorbidities, any of which could take her out by natural causes. With her past/present hard drug use and recent psychotic break, overdose (accidental or intentional) is another possibility.

The race to the finish is getting very interesting farmers. If anything can be gleaned from our collective years making fun of deathfats, that is to expect the unexpected.

Also only faggot cheaters change their vote..haha.
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I neen riding the big Tammy vote since joining. Looking at her tik tok she looks like she will be dead soon.
 
Hmmmm we could put Jazz in the pool, but he's not quite in the same category. He might keel over from complications from extreme surgeries and hormones as an adolescent. Or considering his mental health issues that kept him out of college for two years, 41% himself. Is that cheating?

As for Simply Sara, I would personally take her off the list on account of just being an amusing cook and not an actual lolcow. Laughing at her 6,000g of fat recipes and the ever-encroaching hoarding problem is just not in the same league as, for example, Chantal and her Stabbeuse saga or Jen's incredible ballooning face. Her dying first would be a bit of a sad anticlimax.
 
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