Dear Ralph - Say whatever you want to Ethan Ralph

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Ey Ralph, I'll be in your neck of the woods in the near future. Checking out a couple Eastern seaboard states to move to. It would be a real shame if I took some time during my paid time off to huck a bunch of corn at your shit shack.

As a man with a real job, I can huck said corn at your shitty hovel and get paid to do it without streaming myself.

BTW your mom is the epitome of garbage and it's only fitting that she would shove a fat garbage slob like you out of her diseased cunt.
 
Burd Turglar said:
Ey Ralph, I'll be in your neck of the woods in the near future. Checking out a couple Eastern seaboard states to move to. It would be a real shame if I took some time during my paid time off to huck a bunch of corn at your shit shack.

As a man with a real job, I can huck said corn at your shitty hovel and get paid to do it without streaming myself.

BTW your mom is the epitome of garbage and it's only fitting that she would shove a fat garbage slob like you out of her diseased cunt.
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Make sure you wear a mask and cover your license plate. He has a door camera and will put out the video doxing you and your license plate if you try that.
 
Dear Ralph, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my telegram, and my discord at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses, too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Daddy Ronnie too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Seattle4Truth
I got a room full of your merchandise and your pictures, man
I like the shit you did with on Stream.me too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Stan
 
Dear Ralph,

I try to not even get into your threads, let alone your sub forum. Today is fathers day, you have failed both your children, you ignore both and go play with your adult gay friends and do all you can to ignore your children. You are scum, I'm probably going to rack some top hats up and it doesn't bother me.

You used two dumb women just to put your name on the map as a father, it's some kinda OWN some kinda genetic pass on, some kinda WIN. No, your son who you abandoned has no dad. Don't fucking try to weasel your oh I got tricked/black mailed/didn't understand etc. No Ralph, we know you are fucking SCUM a nigger. You didn't want Xander aside proof you made him.

You do all you can to leave Re roll with a pedophile. Do you WANT her to be raped? You put your seed into a pedophile, and leave them alone. May is going to FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER RALPH. This isn't a joke or troll or own. For a "super dad" leave your fucking kids with John Wayne Gacey for better results. The last time May's foul cunt got wet was changing time, not with you.

As some sicko mean kiwi bully, there's nothing I want more in the world than the best for your kids. I want them to get MDs, JDs, union jobs, what have you. I want them to win because when they make it in life they will know YOU were not there and never bail you out when Nickers doesn't let you live on his couch anymore or when you your murse stolen in another 3rd world nation again.

You want your kids to fail. I know it Ralph, look who you are, you can then blame kiwi farms if your kids go no where. Just, have a stroke and fucking die Ralph.

And on that lovely note, I'm going to eat some more peanut butter pretzels.
 
Dear Ralph,

You are fat and I would not travel to beat you up

Or have sex with you

Regards,

Me
 
God knows you are a heretic pretending to praise His name. However, He is merciful and is keeping you on this earth to let you put your life back together the best you can and truly follow Him. You can start by making up with all your old friends you burned bridges with, and stop your bad habits.

Don’t waste time, this offer won’t last long.
 
JAKL II said:
Imagine self owning yourself this hard Gunt. The thread title is WHITE, which means THERE ARE NO NEW POSTS TO READ

Keep pretending what we say doesn't bother you, just like you keep pretending that Ronnie didn't fuck you in your ass when the world knows he did, its why you groomed Nora and Faith and why you raped Alice. Your repression of being fucked in the ass by your Ronnie.

Seethe for me twinky.
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Faith used a toy on you and it made you whimper.

Maybe Ronnie really did get horrified and abandon his family because he fucked his son until he loved him faggot.
 
Hey Ethan! Your mom hated you! I'm sure not having to see your ugly face before she died was a God send for her, she probably declined going to heaven because it doesn't have anything as good as that!
 
Ralph

Ignore the losers on this site. You are the Kang! All the alowgs don’t want you to succeed. Keep going to Portugal, spend your money on coke and manpurses because it makes you look manly; especially with your cigars.

People here think you like to get pegged but we all know that’s not true and it’s Mr Medicare that has started those rumours. You should release another sex tape to prove otherwise. You should also snort limes on stream so that the alawgs know your not a pussy.

I know your not 5ft 1”; your more 5ft 8” and you could easily prove this probably measuring yourself live on stream. Maybe even going to the doctors and releasing medical records.

Ralph the loosers on this website want to see you give up; I say go harder, smash a second bottle of Makers Mark on an evening

Regards
A concerned fan.
 
Ralph

Youre unphased by your dumpster fire of a life. I take solace in that, because I realize my life could be a lot worse - I could be you.

Thanks
AaC
 
Every day that I wake up and realize that I'm not Ethan Ralph is a W.
 
Id tell you to log off but your complete inability to control your emotions or even basic on the moment Impulses would ruin your life eve quicker irl.

You will neither get daddy jims approval or one up on him, ever.

Oh and you've taken Chris" place as person I quote for shits and giggles.
 
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Poop is not food. I'm sorry your parents failed your toilet training, but it's still not acceptable.
 
Dear gunty chad,

Keep being based and start selling ragepig/gunt merch like strap-on plastic gunts, corncobs and little speakers that do the iconic scream when you push a button, you'll sell millions

Also start GuntCon and hold it at the maker's mark brewery

Thanks and don't die in the next couple years before you reach your peak
 
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