Dear Ralph - Say whatever you want to Ethan Ralph

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Dear Ralph,
You dropped the bag Andy tried to grab with you. Now you are coping on cozy as you get shit on by nick and the generals. Your income is now contingent on how a homosexual catboy is feeling daily. You are on the way out the door of cozy and you could have gotten around 60k from fighting Andy instead you got beaten in the street for free when you attacked a tosser on the doll. Be a man and fight Andy or you will fade into irrelevancy when you are inevitably kicked from cozy because nick will be over you.
 
Dear Ralph,
You don't post here directly because you can't handle the bants, you fat bitchmade faggot. Keep hiding behind twitter's apron:
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Dear Ralph,
You don't post here directly because you can't handle the bants, you fat bitchmade faggot. Keep hiding behind twitter's apron:
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Imagine self owning yourself this hard Gunt. The thread title is WHITE, which means THERE ARE NO NEW POSTS TO READ

Keep pretending what we say doesn't bother you, just like you keep pretending that Ronnie didn't fuck you in your ass when the world knows he did, its why you groomed Nora and Faith and why you raped Alice. Your repression of being fucked in the ass by your Ronnie.

Seethe for me twinky.
 
Congratulations on marrying Daimyo on this faggot pride month.
 
Dear Ralph,

when will you go on your next Portugal trip?
Don't tell me you're afraid of it now just because you got beaten up the last two times.
Because that would mean you got bitchmade by a bunch of eurocucks.
You're not that much of a pussy, right?

xx
your friend byuu
 
Dear Ralph

It is a rookie mistake when trying to kill yourself with a gun to just lazily put a gun up under your chin and pull the trigger. This is how we end up with people who are still alive with no face and an even deeper desire to be not alive. What you want to do is make sure that you hit the brain stem with your shot. I've not run this past professionals in the field of killing yourself but my best speculation is that if you take a revolver and square it up against the bridge of your nose then if you pull the trigger you're pretty solidly in the fatal triangle region.

Good luck, Ralph. We're counting on you.
 
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Dear Ralph
I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my Skype, and my discord at the bottom,I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans.
 
Dear Ethan:

Go to rehab
Get counseling
Get counseling for your weight.
Go to church
Pray to God to give you the strength to avoid your sinful nature
Apologize to your firstborn.
Pray to God that someday you will be a man worthy of both of your children.
Apologize to Jim and forgive Jim for whatever things he has done that make you upset at him. If he dies of Cancer-Aids and you hold this shit back....you will become a sorrier sack of shit then you already are.
Don't hang out with shitty people like Catboi Nick. Hang out with people who encourage you to be a better person
 
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