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It's not interesting at all, it's just goddamn annoying especially when you're trying to tell a story about one character in particular.
That's down to the quality of the writing.

I don't give a fuck about obscure Wildstorm characters that haven't been relevant since the fucking 90s or Guy freakin' Gardner hogging the screen, I want to see Superman.
I would prefer the wildstorm stuff stayed separate (I loved that line but it works because they have Mr Majestic instead of Superman), but DC is hellbent on using the stuff they've purchased with their existing line.

no, the reason why other Marvel characters don't show up in Spider-Man has little to do with licensing and everything to do with Raimi wanting to tell a story about Spider-Man specifically.
I'm happy with a singular character in a story or multiple characters in a story, but the ability to compare and contrast characters usually does add to them.

And when the MCU did start the crossover crap, it was fun and exciting for about 3 movies before becoming dull.
It got dull because the writing turned to shit. When Hulk and Thor fought in a well made movie, it was interesting. When Bruce and Cap had that exchange on the helicarrier, it was interesting.

Shit writing ruins everything.
Hell, take Elseworlds stories. You don't see Green Lantern or Wonder Woman showing up in Batman's Gotham By Gaslight or the Dracula trilogy but all three of them show up in Red Son.
And Superman appears in The Dark Knight Returns, and it's pretty great. I just pretend all the followups to that original story never happened, because they're fucking terrible. For The Man Who Has Everything has some great interactions between characters; if you rewrote it so it was just Superman and Mongul fighting it'd probably suck.

I like reading the interactions when the quality is there; Superman interacting with Hitman was one of the best moments in comics, and in the next interaction when he learns he's an assassin, it was somewhat amusing. When Oliver Queen came back to life, his interactions with the other heroes were pretty great.

It’s not a good showing for either and usually makes Clark look better.
That's sort of the point I'm trying to make. These characters exist in a shared universe, and seeing them play off one another or compete or fight or reminisce or celebrate together can add to the story you're trying to tell.

I like Superman interacting with other heroes but the approach this movie is going for is the literal opposite of how I want to see that on screen, EVER. it's a bunch of heroes who don't respect him or think he sucks or whatever.

I haven't gathered anything from the trailers I've watched of the new Superman movie that indicates the other heroes are dismissive or critical of him, so maybe I'm missing something. I know Guy sneers at whoever he's blocking off with the ring in that one shot, but I thought that was giving Superman and the rest some privacy. Maybe I need to rewatch the stuff they've released so far.
 
For The Man Who Has Everything has some great interactions between characters; if you rewrote it so it was just Superman and Mongul fighting it'd probably suck.
think clean thoughts, chum
but yeah "it's superman's birthday" would be kinda lame if only one asshole villain showed up
 
think clean thoughts, chum
but yeah "it's superman's birthday" would be kinda lame if only one asshole villain showed up
That story is a moment of awesome for all four heroes and the villian, it’s so damn good as a bookend for the “I wonder what my life on Krypton would be like” plot that pops up from time to time.
 
I know other people have said it, but we really need Superman villains who aren't a rich egotist with a green crystal
I’ve never once seen Lex actually win, or even look competent for more than a minute.

I’ve said this before, so scroll past if you’ve no stomach for another sermon, but: If superheroes are defined by their villains, then having one sorta-defined bad guy—who changes wildly depending on who’s writing him and what decade it is—does absolutely nothing to help Superman. Which might explain why audiences don’t rank him that highly.
 
I’ve never once seen Lex actually win, or even look competent for more than a minute.

I’ve said this before, so scroll past if you’ve no stomach for another sermon, but: If superheroes are defined by their villains, then having one sorta-defined bad guy—who changes wildly depending on who’s writing him and what decade it is—does absolutely nothing to help Superman. Which might explain why audiences don’t rank him that highly.
That’s because we have never gotten Post-Crisis Lex onscreen outside Smallville, they insist on redoing Donner Silver Age Lex, every single time.
 
Superman Returns is a weird movie because its trying to appeal to an era of nostalgia that predates it by almost 30 years, only elevated to modern era. People had gotten tired of the whimsical John Williams themed Superman and wanted something different. But...

I've never heard anyone complain it has too much action. The action itself is just really chaotic and unfocused and it gets a bit boring when all the kryptonians do is punch and kick. Sure it was different to see Superman finally do something cool, but Zack Snyder really isn't creative with the characters he adapts. The man is Michael Bay adjacent.

I know other people have said it, but we really need Superman villains who aren't a rich egotist with a green crystal or another kryptonian army who wants to genocide humanity. Do Parasite, Atomic Skull, Toyman, hell do fucking Lobo cause at least that would be fun.

I equate the excessive collateral damage/violence with "action-packed", sorry, I don't know how to explain the tone shift from SR to MoS any better.

Luthor should be a central character in any Superman story. Superman: The Animated Series or Season 1 of Lois & Clark are the best examples of what I'm talking about. He's not always the main villain of the story but he's a constant thorn in Superman's side and usually the main cause of most of his issues.
 
I equate the excessive collateral damage/violence with "action-packed", sorry, I don't know how to explain the tone shift from SR to MoS any better.

Luthor should be a central character in any Superman story. Superman: The Animated Series or Season 1 of Lois & Clark are the best examples of what I'm talking about. He's not always the main villain of the story but he's a constant thorn in Superman's side and usually the main cause of most of his issues.
Exactly, Lex should be there but not always the centre villian, even though most problems can be traced back to him.

He’s a central cast member moreso than the antagonist in all the good stories, that whole, “the embodiment of humanity isn’t a human being at all and the perfect human is an amoral sociopath with no humanity” thing he’s got going on with Superman.

Plus the new film outright makes him a comical incel, which is wrong, Lex has very weird and very bizzare relationships with women but he’s a player, Lex surrounds himself with things that validate his ego, women included. It just so happens that after Superman enters his life and buck-breaks Lex by simply existing that Lex goes fucking insane and starts cooking up women in test tubes and making a Lois Lane robot to literally be his morality pet.
 
new film outright makes him a comical incel, Lex goes fucking insane and starts cooking up women in test tubes
Wait a second, this feels familiar.

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Anyone remember Superman: Birthright? Mostly forgettable. Except for the part where Luthor, having zero time for Lois’ nonsense, casually yeets her off a balcony. Honestly, kind of respected it.
 
tbh the more I think about it "Big Cape has a birthday party, literally only one asshole villain shows up" might work for one of the not-Supes
like, most of the heroes either think Big Cape is a prick, or there's gonna be a giant brawl for sure, similarly all the villains think it's a trap or concerns of a brawl, and then just like only The Atomic Bum shows up because it's a free meal, and Big Cape realizes he really doesn't have any friends
 
I’ve never once seen Lex actually win, or even look competent for more than a minute.

I’ve said this before, so scroll past if you’ve no stomach for another sermon, but: If superheroes are defined by their villains, then having one sorta-defined bad guy—who changes wildly depending on who’s writing him and what decade it is—does absolutely nothing to help Superman. Which might explain why audiences don’t rank him that highly.
I feel like theres some baseline traits and backgrounds writers should adhere to and stick with and maybe apply them to a modern setting rather than completely altering what makes an antagonist work. But the issue is, comics and movies aren't written by the same people and these same people either dismiss or are completely ignorant of that history. Like Zack Snyder trying to turn Lex into some Mark Zuckerberg analogue completely devoid of charisma or even likeability. Lex at his should obviously be a billionare genius who wants to elevate humanity for his own ego, but Superman or even other heroes and aliens "gets in the way." Now just take this and make it work in the 2020's.
Luthor should be a central character in any Superman story. Superman: The Animated Series or Season 1 of Lois & Clark are the best examples of what I'm talking about. He's not always the main villain of the story but he's a constant thorn in Superman's side and usually the main cause of most of his issues.
I agree. More stories really need to build up to an overarching scheme from him rather than using him as the focal point of every book or movie premise. They could easily tie his antics into origins of other villains or motivations.
 
It's all simple in concept until it doesn't make money. I wouldn't accuse Tim Burton and co. of not giving a shit about the characters but the reality is Batman Returns made a lot less than Batman (not to mention complaints from stupid parents who can't read MPAA ratings) so Joel Schumacher was brought in. Same thing with Bryan Singer. The only thing he did wrong in WB's eyes was make a film that underperformed financially.

Nolan got a pass because there was a huge return on investment. If BvS made a billion dollars WB would've insisted Batman kill everyone he laid eyes on in Justice League.
Should have responded earlier, but all those films mentioned had issues.

Tim Burton wasn't really a fan of Batman. While I love his style in terms of Gotham, he never really understood the characters and his autism kept him from being able to read most comics. Returns suffered from him being let off the leash to do whatever he wanted to do. He made a very bizarre film that had Penguin as some mutant monster man that bites people's noses off and Catwoman going from a bugler to some spiritual being that has nine lives. Tim needed to be reeled in a little like with the first as the Burton-isms were a little too much.

Superman Returns was boring as sin. Bryan Singer made a sad continuation that was more about Donner than Superman. The plot sucked as it was yet another Lex real estate scheme, but this time it was mixed in with a weird Superman cuck-to-stalker plot. It really did a disservice to both Supes and Donner.

As for Man of Steel, it also suffered from a weak, derivative plot (It is Zod, again), though I think its worst sin was the "realism". The big fight scenes probably could have worked had there been more color and Synder decided to not try and make the destruction reminiscent of 9/11. The movie is too much of a product of the Dark Knight era to really work as a Superman film. Also, I think @el bandito loco put it best:
I don't love (or even really like) that movie, but I think those two arguments have always been the least of it's problems. Pa Kent and Superman himself being sort of a reluctant lost weirdo unsure of himself are much worse.

This is incorrect, sorry. Superman interacting with other characters in his world is one of the most interesting aspects of his character. Maybe they revere him, maybe they're annoyed by him, maybe they're intimidated, but I would expect they respect what he does and can do. He doesn't exist in a vacuum, and when I see any of the earlier comic movies from the 90s/2000s it becomes super obvious early into the movie that licensing is the reason we get a Spiderman movie without Ironman or Fantastic 4 or the New Warriors in background shots.
The superhero universes take away from the universe of the specific hero. It works a bit more with Marvel as past Spider-Man and the X-Men, most of Marvel really lacks a distinct location, cast and rogue gallery. For DC, each hero has their own well-defined city, cast and rogues. Constantly mashing action figures would take away the distinctness of each hero. In a superhero cinematic universe, the team-ups should be relegated to their own event films - primarily Justice League. Past that, we should have films exploring the uniqueness of their respective IP, not cluttering it with others.

In the case of Superman, he is just below Batman in having a large wealth of material to use. It would suck to miss out on the variety of villains and allies Superman has because writers decide cramming in the Flash is better. I already pointed out how Mercy got axed for the authority bitch in this new film, which is such a sad loss given how great she can usually be for Lex. I would say the same for them going hard on other heroes when I would rather see Clark interact with his cousin, or his clone, or the wide variety of people that make up the Super family yet get shafted every adaptation.

Same goes for all the other DC heroes. With Flash, I want to see the rogues, Gorilla City and all the crazy time travel alternate dimension bullshit. With Green Lantern, I want to see the Galaxy and all the various Lantern cores and their respective planets. With Wonder Woman, I want to see the Greek Gods and all the Greek/Amazon magic. Gives these characters their own trilogies to really express what makes them so unique to DC.


Luthor should be a central character in any Superman story. Superman: The Animated Series or Season 1 of Lois & Clark are the best examples of what I'm talking about. He's not always the main villain of the story but he's a constant thorn in Superman's side and usually the main cause of most of his issues.
Exactly, Lex should be there but not always the centre villian, even though most problems can be traced back to him.
A good DC universe should really go through the trials of Lex Luthor. Lex having a character arc where he ups the stakes for Superman and the JL, only to then end with him “being the one to save the world” is the perfect Luthor. Luthor should be a piece of shit, but there has to be something there to bring out the side of the man that pushes humanity forward.
 
Lex in-theory should be the buildup, then at the end of three films of him being a presence, in a big finale, he gives a hate monologue worthy of AM over loudspeakers as he gets ready to finally throw down with the man he hates so much, either with a super-serum or a power suit (I love the Rebirth suit personally) and then goes, “Let’s go,” as he reveals himself and then, the two finally fight on even grounds and Lex goes mask off in just how deranged he is.

“If I die, you die first!
-Lex in a nutshell.

You could even set up Forever Evil with a prominent Luthor who’s not crashing out with a doomsday scheme in his debut. Lex is best when he’s insufferable but covered by the law.
 
Lex in-theory should be the buildup, then at the end of three films of him being a presence, in a big finale, he gives a hate monologue worthy of AM over loudspeakers as he gets ready to finally throw down with the man he hates so much, either with a super-serum or a power suit (I love the Rebirth suit personally) and then goes, “Let’s go,” as he reveals himself and then, the two finally fight on even grounds and Lex goes mask off in just how deranged he is.
I always pictured Lex as following this sort of structure in the DCEU - assuming Superman is a trilogy and Justice League a trilogy with likely a part 1 & 2 third film.

Lex would mostly take a backseat in the Superman trilogy, being more of a supporting cast member in the shadows. First film would have Lex designing something to kill Superman that would be the main villain - either Metallo or Bizarro.

First Justice League movie is where we get the Lex in the power suit as he and the Legion of Doom - set up between all the first few films - are the main antagonists.

Second Superman film and JL 2 have Lex working as a government backed agent, setting the world against the JL - same sort of role to Cadmus arc. Natural progression of his character to take a slimier approach as just throwing hands failed him twice now.

Third film would be a Death of Superman arc, where Luthor starts to somewhat change tune as he creates Super Boy. If we have Bizarro in film one, this could be a fun progression of his cloning work from that film.

Final Justice League film has Lex finally set aside his differences to defeat the big bad - could be either Darkseid or the Anti-Monitor. Maybe give Lex the killing blow like the DCAU did, finally completing his arc.
 
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1. The newest Superman trailer directly references the events of The Batman yet James Gunn Indian fans are bitching and crying about James Gunn implying Robert Patterson's Batman is the DCU Batman.

2. DC Indian are now switching over from worshiping Zack Snyder to James Gunn.

3. Soon as Matt Reeves leaves the Batman 2 for personal reasons. James Gunn now hinting The Batman is canon.
 
Alleged leaks for Souperman:

>Episodic structure chronicling one week in Superman’s life.
>Begins with Superman crash-landing in the Arctic after a mission and calling for Krypto to take him to the Fortress of Solitude so his robots can heal him.
>Lex Luthor releases a kaiju in Metropolis, but Superman defeats it with the help of the Justice Gang – Mister Terrific, Green Lantern and Hawkgirl – sponsored by Maxwell Lord.
>Luthor arms the nation of Boravia so they can invade neighboring country Jarhanpur to manipulate Superman into intervening and causing an international incident.
>At the Daily Planet, Lois Lane confronts Clark Kent about always landing exclusives with Superman, while Jimmy Olsen is famous for being “Superman’s pal” and has tons of girlfriends.
>Clark and Lois are secretly dating and she knows he is Superman. Their workplace rivalry is an act. They argue over Superman’s intervention in Jarhanpur.
>An armored terrorist called “the Hammer of Boravia” attacks Metropolis in retaliation for Superman’s intervention in Jarhanpur. While Superman is distracted fighting him, Luthor breaks into the Fortress of Solitude and broadcasts a corrupted recording of Jor-El to the world, making it appear Superman was sent to conquer Earth.
>Superman is rejected by the world and returns to Kent Farm for guidance. He later confronts Luthor, only to be defeated by his enforcers Ultraman and the Engineer and arrested by A.R.G.U.S. director Rick Flag, Sr.
>Luthor imprisons Superman in a pocket dimension where he keeps his enemies, including several ex-girlfriends, as well as Metamorpho, whose son Luthor has kidnapped to force Metamorpho to produce Kryptonite for him.
>Superman learns Ultraman is a clone of him created by Luthor who attacked Metropolis disguised as the Hammer of Boravia as part of Luthor’s campaign to discredit Superman, which also includes using an army of genetically enhanced monkeys to spam anti-Superman hate online.
>Jimmy sexts Luthor’s girlfriend Eve Teschmacher and her lewd pictures unwittingly reveal the location of Luthor’s lair. Lois and the Justice Gang attack the facility and rescue Superman, Krypto and Metamorpho.
>Superman exposes Luthor and peacefully ends the conflict between Boravia and Jarhanpur. Luthor sends Ultraman after Superman, but Superman defeats him. The world embraces Superman as a hero, while Flag arrest Luthor.
>While cleaning up the Fortress of Solitude, Superman is visited by his cousin Supergirl, who had asked him to watch her dog Krypto for the week. They leave to celebrate Supergirl’s birthday in space.
>Movie ends with Superman at the Fortress of Solitude watching old home movies of him with the Kents.
That pocket dimension part sounds retarded.
 
>Lex Luthor releases a kaiju in Metropolis, but Superman defeats it with the help of the Justice Gang – Mister Terrific, Green Lantern and Hawkgirl – sponsored by Maxwell Lord.
The Boys is still a thing, so that likely explains this particular plot point.
 
Luthor crashing out with a doomsday scheme in his debut
This is why BvS was a flaming trash barge from the jump. Base a movie on a comic event that needed Hal Jordan and Hank Henshaw to function, then just punt both of them so they can debut Lex, Bruce, and... Diana? I still have no idea why she was in Metropolis. Maybe she had brunch plans.
 
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