💼 Careercow David Jaffe / Jaffe Games / The Jaffe Stream - From Twisted Metal & God of War creator to a mentally apeshit-insane old lolcow yelling at a cloud. Groomed his teen daughter to become trans, simping for misandrist anti-gamer feminists, streaming pro-woke & pro-leftist gaming rants, hates Metroid Dread.

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Rudolf's Friend said:
I think you should mention the incident back in 2013-2014 when he confronted Ben Kuchera over a Kotaku article that had some comments he supposedly made that were implied by the journos to be worse than they were. The only reason I know about this is because in his Quinnspiracy theory series Jim highlighted this incident as an example of hypocrisy within the gaming press over how they didn't want to write about Zoe Quinn and her shenanigans.
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Not loading for me (likely a KF/tor thing) so I don't know if it's the clip, but before he was a lolcow, there was a famous rant from 2009 where he said Game Journos don't get to fans, and criticised the high scores they give out. Basically calling out payola and double standards among the games press.
 
Here's where he and Gene Park claim to trick-or-treat at.


"But it's only okay when we want politics we don't like out of gayming!" Hypocrite Jaffe's gonna hypocrite... with Gene Park and Dustin Furman.
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I always talked about how I'm surprised there's not a Kiwi Farms thread about David Jaffe yet. Approved by the staff to move it from Prospering Grounds to Lolcows under Careercow, now there is a David Jaffe thread to discuss everything about him and his apeshit insanity.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to David Jaffe's Kiwi Farms thread.
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A couple of takeaways i had from this were how easy and kind of useless his job sounded, and how weird it was for him to shit on the first game without really saying why the second one was better, at least not with any substance.

So like yeah 2 hours of "work" and then fucking around. Wow what a life he has led
 
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David Jaffe is going to have Alyssa Mercante's simp Nick Calandra as his "special guest".
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But of course, not only Nick Calandra (more like Nick Cucklandra) stalks every move Smash JT makes to pleasure Alyssa Mercante, but he also likes to be a dickrider of Airbagged's tiny Antifa penis with the other dickriding simps, and shitting on gamers and YouTubers as "grifters" except for himself.
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Jaffe is what happens when an old guy who never had it, tries to pretend he is hip. He wants to be in with the cool kids as he bumbles into his mid-fifties. He's a Gen Xer who thinks it's 2003 still.

He is proof why when you're in a creative industry you have to move on at a certain point or develop for a new audience. Like Drawn to Death is almost quaintly 1996 in aesthetic. Jaffe might have had work as a project manager, but he doesn't know the industry and how it has changed, so any creative input from him is going to be garbage.

Now he's sucking up to Mercante for...reasons that elude me. But possibly so he can attempt to recapture his youth and be hip and cool again...at nearly 60.
 
David Jaffe is now having a narcissistic meltdown and calling people "babies". The comments criticizing his fat old narcissistic ass are glorious. And since he's a queef-sucking simp of Alyssa Mercante, he had to mention Smash JT.
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EDIT: Doubling down on the narcissism! That'll get people to respect him! :story:
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EDIT 2: His narcissism got YouTube ranters' attention. Way to open your big fat mouth of yours, Jaffe.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Here's where he and Gene Park claim to trick-or-treat at.
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"But it's only okay when we want politics we don't like out of gayming!" Hypocrite Jaffe's gonna hypocrite... with Gene Park and Dustin Furman.
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Gene could easily have a thread here. Dude lies out his ass constantly, thinks hes the hottest shit yet he can barely get a sentence out without stuttering and drooling all over himself. One example was him telling a story about how Donald Trump threw him a birthday party, then later called out on it says "N-no! They threw me a party at a Trump hotel!" It wouldn't surprise me if the cancer he says he has is the same cancer Boogie has, which is having no cancer.
 
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Gene could easily have a thread here. Dude lies out his ass constantly, thinks hes the hottest shit yet he can barely get a sentence out without stuttering and drooling all over himself. One example was him telling a story about how Donald Trump threw him a birthday party, then later called out on it says "N-no! They threw me a party at a Trump hotel!" It wouldn't surprise me if the cancer he says he has is the same cancer Boogie has, which is having no cancer.
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You can make a Gene Park thread on Prospering Grounds if you have enough sources on what makes Gene Park a lolcow.

Meanwhile, David Jaffe is sweeping the rug over his "Xbox Post" after his narcissism meltdown. And he's refusing to apologize for his narcissistic behavior. Thank god for his Kiwi Farms thread to archive how much of a disgusting and disrespectful pig David Jaffe is.

Archive is down for now, unfortunately. But here's the link.
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The comments shitting on David Jaffe along with Gene Park and Nick Calandra. It's glorious.
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And it gets even better. YouTube ranters making videos about David Jaffe's Xbox meltdown that mocks a gamer's dead father.
 
Yeah this dude is absolutely nuts, the Sidescrollers podcast was crazy. Just seems like another angry boomer whose brain has been corrupted and broken by tranny bullshit.
 
The Doom Slayer said:
Yeah this dude is absolutely nuts, the Sidescrollers podcast was crazy. Just seems like another angry boomer whose brain has been corrupted and broken by tranny bullshit.
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Speaking of nuts, David Jaffe still won't apologize for his dark joke that shits on the death of someone's dad, and instead he just keeps going with his angry rants.
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Talk about the leftist simps eating their own, as David Jaffe insults Paul Tassi.
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I still remember gaymergays crying cuz this nigga whos life achievement was making a shitty overhyped edgy game where you smash a button to win over 20 years ago wouldnt take their side against the sjws
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A 29-minute rant
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Nigger just post the highlights or something
 
He's failed at everything he's tried in life. Miserable fat faggot is his only obtainable goal.
 
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