💼 Careercow David Jaffe / Jaffe Games / The Jaffe Stream - From Twisted Metal & God of War creator to a mentally apeshit-insane old lolcow yelling at a cloud. Groomed his teen daughter to become trans, simping for misandrist anti-gamer feminists, streaming pro-woke & pro-leftist gaming rants, hates Metroid Dread.

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Now this is Metroid, according to David Jaffe. And he still sucks ass at playing Metroid.
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Cool Dog Returns said:
I still remember gaymergays crying cuz this nigga whos life achievement was making a shitty overhyped edgy game where you smash a button to win over 20 years ago wouldnt take their side against the sjws

Nigger just post the highlights or something
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Well yeah because he made muh hecking problematic games and he sided with people who wanted to kick him out of the industry for making those games. He supported them and they still kicked him out without a second thought and he still hasnt figured it out
he's just THAT retarded
 
He's calling out the Metroid fans with the help of his sidekick Dylan Jobe. And also arguing with someone using a clip of him throwing up that @Drama Trauma edited.
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EDIT: "HEY! Don't call me 'retarded'! It's only okay when I call you that to you alt-right GamerGate Nazi chuds!"
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
He's calling out the Metroid fans with the help of his sidekick Dylan Jobe. And also arguing with someone using a clip of him throwing up that @Drama Trauma edited.
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EDIT: "HEY! Don't call me 'retarded'! It's only okay when I call you that to you alt-right GamerGate Nazi chuds!"
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So he pretended to puke out his Mtn Dew for a bit? Even though it was clear nor RTU or Twiggy had any clue and seemingly were disgusted by it, even though they did they hardest not to notice.

Dave deserves to be called a lolcow and point and laugh at this deadbeat has been of a "man".
 
David Jaffe is now getting roasted to hell for being such a delusional Alyssa Mercante simp. And it's glorious.
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EDIT: He's still delusionally defending Alyssa Mercante and the Sucker Punch employee who got fired for celebrating Charlie Kirk's assassination, calling it "inaccurate".
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"MUH TRANS KIDS! MUH TRANS KIDS!" Leave the kids alone, Pedo Jaffe.
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And to make his trans sperging worse, he now wants to start a lolsuit against Smash JT for pointing out his grooming. I swear Smash JT is a magnet to lolcows like David Jaffe.
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An actual lawyer quickly shuts his hope down and gives the biggest bitch response I ever seen. David Jaffe you are a pathetic, disgusting, whiny deadbeat of a father.
 
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David Jaffe has shit taste in games like Starfield. The only flaw in Starfield is the god-awful wokeness like the "FUCKING PRONOUNS".
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David Jaffe is going apeshit crazy again! And he's in another slapfight with Smash JT and others because Smash JT posted a rant about David Jaffe being apeshit insane, a groomer, and wanting to sue him. Enjoy the holiday shitshow.
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Fatties love food in San Diego. But where in San Diego did he stuff his fat face with Taco Bell?
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"I'm so excited for the Stranger Things series finale because it's queer!! I'm also a good white male ally!!"
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At least the "little shits" are not apeshit-insane lolcows like you, David Jaffe.
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David Jaffe being an ungrateful and selfish dipshit when someone is just trying to help him with Expedition 33 because he's bad at navigating.
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Another David Jaffe crashout video over Cory Balrog Cory Barlog, the God of War series, and himself. And a bonus AI image with different text, just for lulz.
EDIT: Got Cory's last name all mixed up. Thanks for reminding me, @DragoonSierra.
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Set your calendars. David Jaffe is coming back to Lolcow Live this January of 2026.
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David Jaffe has an unhealthy obsession with making everyone gay and trans, just like he groomed his daughter to be a transman. So he asked Grok to do the AI dirty work for him.
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