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At times like these, I always think of that KOH Forum post Phil made acknowledging Panda was gone in which he referred to grocery shopping as a form of exercise.
 
lavrentiyberia said:
Hence the reason borrowing the newest game or console from a fan and sending it back is offensively unthinkable.
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Don't lend DSP things if you ever want them back. This is actual DSP lore. He borrowed a game from a die-hard fan he'd met in person and hung out with multiple times, only to not play it for about five years until the guy didn't even watch his stuff anymore and the guy totally just said to keep it.
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
2 hour process of making sauce... is there anything Phil can possibly do that's not a gargantuan task?
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Phil works haaaaaaard ok, you don't understand as you're a mere mortal who can't create almost ambrosia-like Goutsauce
 

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Watching another Tevin video in the background has reminded me of one of those lil Phil touches that I love: his attempts to compare himself to Job from the Bible, yet numerous times can't even remember the correct Biblical figure and says Jonah.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Watching another Tevin video in the background has reminded me of one of those lil Phil touches that I love: his attempts to compare himself to Job from the Bible, yet numerous times can't even remember the correct Biblical figure and says Jonah.
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It is his old catholic school guilt coming through. It is one of the reasons I don't believe he is truly "atheist" like Panda was. Phil has always dodged the religious questions and always fence-sits on this issue. Maybe he has a Messiah complex?
 
The bankruptcy arc is so entertaining because we can see Phil interacting with people outside of his bubble,hearing him say that he wanted to talk "behind the scenes" to the guy that bought his debt and hearing him trying to use pig logic and dspisms like "on demand videos" during his questioning was the best because he never gets called out by anyone since he never leaves his safe space,its fun to watch him being Phil with regular people,I would love to see him talk to someone and explain to him that making sauce takes HOURS OF HARD WORK,that his wife has finally mastered the sauce making art and that he is an authentic italian that knows how to make the perfect sauce,also that he is tired from buying things all day on his day off and only has time to eat at night. Its too bad he never leaves his bubble,I hope he is forced to interact with more people that he cant just block or ban through this bankruptcy thing so we get more gold dust.
 
DiabeticSP said:
I do love that Phil considers the sauce simmering 'five hours' as something that counts as work.
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DSP readily admits the same thing for his job. If he hits the button to upload a video to Youtube, and the upload takes 30 minutes, DSP considers that working for 30 minutes.

He literally considers "working" the "supervising" stereotype. He has to stare at it to make sure it doesn't crash according to him.
 
GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Watching another Tevin video in the background has reminded me of one of those lil Phil touches that I love: his attempts to compare himself to Job from the Bible, yet numerous times can't even remember the correct Biblical figure and says Jonah.
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No, Jonah is more accurate.

He was saved by a whale and then afterwards he was supposed to go do God's work but instead he was too tired and he just sat around and complained that he was too hot.
 
Phil just talked about how you shouldn't claim to be smart yourself. Whether or not you're intelligent should be up to others perception of you. He ended this by going "you should ask my viewers if i'm smart, but they'll likely all say i'm an idiot. so there you go."

This is beautiful, because it was then followed up by phil failing to understand an extremely simple puzzle for like 2 solid minutes.
 
Salubrious said:
DSP readily admits the same thing for his job. If he hits the button to upload a video to Youtube, and the upload takes 30 minutes, DSP considers that working for 30 minutes.

He literally considers "working" the "supervising" stereotype. He has to stare at it to make sure it doesn't crash according to him.
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How much rocking and t-posing do you think he does in front of his computer while waiting for the upload to finish?
 
rippersnapper said:
Quick question, Phil talks about his back being fucked but does anyone know how he fucked it?
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He's given three contradictory explanations: Car crash, flag football accident, and congenital issue. He also claimed right after moving to Renton that the "magical Seattle air" cured it only to retcon that and claim it's still a problem. I'm not sure if there actually is something wrong with his back but I'm pretty sure he has no idea either. It's definitely a lie for sympathy and might just be normal soreness and strain from his weight + sedentary lifestyle.
 
DSP's back is as fucked as the rest of his muscle mass because he hasn't done anything physical in over a decade and doesn't leave his home 6 days per week, so all of his muscles have atrophied.
 
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