DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[homerbeoulve]

That is why I'm a recent member of the network called Fullscreen.

Anyway, DSP can't play for shit. He brags about his victory over a port of SF2: Turbo Edition and his status of a "former professional fighting game player" but when it comes to the basics of fighting games(this is me talking as a newbie fighting game player, because I'm more of a RPG/Tactics guy) like dodging and blocking. He assumes that he's doing anything to block or evade the attack but he keeps on mashing freaking buttons.

So he's Dumb and a Sicko Phil.

 

[Springblossom]

Something I'm seriously curious about: What the fuck is wrong with Machinima's standards? I mean, they hired Phil, and I think that IFailatCOD guy who got Retsupuraed when he basically started sexually harassing girls over Xbox Live was also a Machinima partner. And then there was that really creepy guy playing Otomedius who Chip Cheezum riffed on.

EDIT: My bad, creepy Otomedius guy was with Kotaku. Still though, there was somebody else. I remember SSoHpKC, but he seems fairly sane.

I don't know much about Machinima or their standards but I'm sure they may of hired Phil solely for subscribers and watchers. If Phil loses a good chunk of subscribers and watchers, Machinima might drop him.

I'd imagine he's hemorrhaging subscribers, but he still probably gets plenty of views from HATERS AND TROLLS. I know that his ridiculous upload rate also tends to put people off, just because there's so many videos to wade through.

 

[A Witty Name]

Something I'm seriously curious about: What the fuck is wrong with Machinima's standards? I mean, they hired Phil, and I think that IFailatCOD guy who got Retsupuraed when he basically started sexually harassing girls over Xbox Live was also a Machinima partner. And then there was that really creepy guy playing Otomedius who Chip Cheezum riffed on.

EDIT: My bad, creepy Otomedius guy was with Kotaku. Still though, there was somebody else. I remember SSoHpKC, but he seems fairly sane.

I don't know much about Machinima or their standards but I'm sure they may of hired Phil solely for subscribers and watchers. If Phil loses a good chunk of subscribers and watchers, Machinima might drop him.

I'd imagine he's hemorrhaging subscribers, but he still probably gets plenty of views from HATERS AND TROLLS. I know that his ridiculous upload rate also tends to put people off, just because there's so many videos to wade through.

What's happening at the moment is that some of the HATERS AND TROLLS are now leaving comments on his videos in hopes that their comment is shown on the next This Is How You DON'T Play or DSP Experiences Bugged ______ Mechanics video. This is causing DSP to get views, which is making him money, which actually hurts their goal of bringing justice to a terrible LPer.

 

[c-no]

What's happening at the moment is that some of the HATERS AND TROLLS are now leaving comments on his videos in hopes that their comment is shown on the next This Is How You DON'T Play or DSP Experiences Bugged ______ Mechanics video. This is causing DSP to get views, which is making him money, which actually hurts their goal of bringing justice to a terrible LPer.

Even if Phil makes money, this doesn't mean the HATERS AND TROLLS lost the war. If anything, they are just going to irritate Phil until he learns to ignore them, even then without the How You DON'T Play videos, Phil will still lose subscribers unless he really changed his act.

 

[José Mourinho]

Hate to post this, but these hate videos about DSP are kind of encouraging me to watch DSP's videos to see his latest failures.

Perhaps the only way to get him making less money is to not giving him more attention?

 

[c-no]

Hate to post this, but these hate videos about DSP are kind of encouraging me to watch DSP's videos to see his latest failures.

Perhaps the only way to get him making less money is to not giving him more attention?

Indeed that would but then again where is the fun in having someone watch his videos in order to make a "How You DON'T Play" video?

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Meh, I don't really watch his regular videos just the fail montages. To be fair though if you got trolled by other fighting gameplayers and taunted like in the previous videos that I would definitely go on his channel and watch his videos a lot more. Also I don't really care if he's making money the fact that he's a complete laughingstock and almost widely regarded as a total failure, to me I could really care less about how much money he makes.

 

[A Witty Name]

Hate to post this, but these hate videos about DSP are kind of encouraging me to watch DSP's videos to see his latest failures.

There's a way. DSPArchives

This person is reuploading all of Phil's videos onto an account that allows people to watch his videos without giving Phil money. I would suggest checking out Arkham Origins part 14-17 or so. I call it "DSP Experiences Bugged Countering Mechanics"

 

[Springblossom]

I can't watch his regular videos because they're so goddamn boring. I mean, he has the meltdowns and incredibly stupid moments, but most of it is him playing like a garden-variety moron, with him cracking awful jokes and that godawful laughter and PFFFFTTTT noise he makes. I don't know how those people who make those videos do it. I would go insane.

 

[A Witty Name]

This is an interesting listen. One of DSP's friends being interviewed.

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[José Mourinho]

[youtube]PSJr9IWtk7E[/youtube]

Yada yada yada same old pattern.

 

[homerbeoulve]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSJr9IWtk7E

Yada yada yada same old pattern.

I've watched this earlier. The kid have a talent. DSP ain't.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSJr9IWtk7E

Yada yada yada same old pattern.

Good to see DSP has started failing on the Xbone.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

1:35 : when e interviewer asks about Alex's beef with DSP Alex replies with, "I don't even consider it a beef it's like another scrub another day."

And video games sound baller as fuck.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I always wondered if he actually did win in a fighting game tourney, turns out he actually did. It was a ps1 version of ssf2, where he used akuma, Which supposedly is beyond overpowered in the game (akuma is banned in all ssf2 tourneys nowadays.). Also they made minor changes that can really throw off fighting game professionals in a tournament. This video sums that up.

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[Iä! Iä!]

Any coop game must be a real treat with this guy.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Any coop game must be a real treat with this guy.

Actually there are people he plays co-op with, and to be fair he actually gets along with his co-op partners pretty well, like John Rambo and Koruchado. His girlfriend on the other hand......

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[Springblossom]

Any coop game must be a real treat with this guy.

Actually there are people he plays co-op with, and to be fair he actually gets along with his co-op partners pretty well, like John Rambo and Koruchado. His girlfriend on the other hand......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQHkoDRlJ2g

You know, before I watched that, I was wondering, "How'd someone as obnoxious, whiny, and jerkish as Phil find a girlfriend, much less a pretty cute one?"

Now I know. God almighty, she's worse than he is.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Any coop game must be a real treat with this guy.

Actually there are people he plays co-op with, and to be fair he actually gets along with his co-op partners pretty well, like John Rambo and Koruchado. His girlfriend on the other hand......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQHkoDRlJ2g

Wow ... quite an accomplishment to be the most annoying part of a DSP video.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Alan posted one of his KI vids, but if I may I want to do a follow up. In DSP tradition, when he does a stream, naturally a " This is how you don't play" is made. Mind you this was made pretty fucking quick considering killer instinct is brand-new.

Spoiler

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One of them also contains a video showing him rage quit.