DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Overcast]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

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So much fail...

 

[José Mourinho]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I'm gonna leave this video here and let the video speak for itself why this video is full of facepalm.

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[Springblossom]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I'm gonna leave this video here and let the video speak for itself why this video is full of facepalm.

I think Phil's experienced quite a few bugged education mechanics in his lifetime.

 

[A Witty Name]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

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This may very well be the most rage-inducing "this is how you don't play" you'll ever watch, and I don't even play soccer (football for you non-Americans).

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Fuck his constant burping!

 

[José Mourinho]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

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This may very well be the most rage-inducing "this is how you don't play" you'll ever watch, and I don't even play soccer (football for you non-Americans).

God, this video is probably the worst among the DSP videos I watched. Although I only watched a few parts of this video, DSP is terribly fucking horrible at playing the game even at the easiest difficulty, and he can't even bother to find the button menu properly or at least practice at training mode before playing any matches. And this is coming from someone who doesn't play FIFA much.

BTW, more videos:

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[Springblossom]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

God, this video is probably the worst among the DSP videos I watched. Although I only watched a few parts of this video, DSP is terribly fucking horrible at playing the game even at the easiest difficulty, and he can't even bother to find the button menu properly or at least practice at training mode before playing any matches. And this is coming from someone who doesn't play FIFA much.

Change a sentence or two, and you have a description for every DSP video ever.

 

[José Mourinho]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Spoiler

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

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It's fun to see Phil completely contradicted and called out for douchebaggery. He reminds me me so much of OPL everyday.

 

[Springblossom]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

It's fun to see Phil completely contradicted and called out for douchebaggery. He reminds me me so much of OPL everyday.

I think Phil is more despicable than Chris at this point. He's just such a scumbag.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

It's fun to see Phil completely contradicted and called out for douchebaggery. He reminds me me so much of OPL everyday.

I think Phil is more despicable than Chris at this point. He's just such a scumbag.

Oh yes as a person he's much worse, but when it comes to being contradicted and called out for hypocrisy, he is the only one who is practically at the same lvl of chris chan

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I'll just leave this here

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[José Mourinho]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzRibCaN6M

Good God at his house. He's becoming even more similar to Chris now.

And he has TF2 action figures? Does he still play TF2? I noticed that he once uploaded videos of him playing them but I haven't watched them yet, but I'm not surprised if he got dominated often in the game.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzRibCaN6M

Good God at his house. He's becoming even more similar to Chris now.

You will also notice that Phil said he kept his high school ring as well, the similarities to Chris are astounding.

 

[Springblossom]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Let's break this down:

0:30 I'm surprised he made it through high school to get that ring.

0:38 Just had to throw out that you drive a BMW, eh, Phil?

0:45 "A cool hedgehog"

1:13 Is he a DragonBall fan? I didn't see that coming.

1:20 His voice cracks when he says 'Songbird'. It's pretty hilarious.

1:32 Lusting over an action figure? Fucking ew, Phil. How is PandaLee okay with you putting this shit on the internet?

2:14 He's said 'collector's edition' like eight times now. That stuff isn't cheap. You'd think he'd save up for, oh, GETTING HIS BACK FIXED.

2:50 DYUUK NOOKUM

4:10 Does he even play half these games?

4:50 Jesus, Phil, what do they, not have storage units in Connecticut? If you can shell out the cash for all this shit, you can afford a closet somewhere to stuff it until you can move.

5:50 You know, GameStop didn't print it for you, right? They'll do it for anyone.

6:04 "This is the box my laptop came in! I keep it around because...uh...LOOK ACTION FIGURES!"

6:19 I'm sure Machinima is glad you're putting their money to good use. Seriously, Machinima will fucking hire anyone. They'd probably hire Chris.

7:00 "I CAN'T DO YOGA BECAUSE MY CONDO IS CLUTTERED!" I'm sure he'd find some other excuse for not doing yoga if it wasn't.

7:30 "Various satchel bags".

7:40 "I'll be honest, I don't clean my place super often." To the surprise of nobody.

8:04 ...okay, that's really fucking cool. Shame it's wasted on Phil.

 

[c-no]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

I'll just leave this here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzRibCaN6M

Good God at his house. He's becoming even more similar to Chris now.

You will also notice that Phil said he kept his high school ring as well, the similarities to Chris are astounding.

Seeing the video and the fact he kept hit high school ring makes me wonder if DSP might become a tom-girl.

 

[A Witty Name]

Re: DarksydePhil (DSP for short)

Hmmm... add to the hoard... fix back... add to the hoard... fix back.

*flashback to DSP's birthday when he didn't get an action figure*

Add to the hoard it is.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

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Favorite part about this video, is Dsp's "rivalry" with Alex Valle, one of the best street fighter players in America.

40: DSP makes a tl;dr speech bout Valle and the other pro players. Ends at 1:34

1:35 : when e interviewer asks about Alex's beef with DSP Alex replies with, "I don't even consider it a beef it's like another scrub another day."

 

[Springblossom]

Something I'm seriously curious about: What the fuck is wrong with Machinima's standards? I mean, they hired Phil, and I think that IFailatCOD guy who got Retsupuraed when he basically started sexually harassing girls over Xbox Live was also a Machinima partner. And then there was that really creepy guy playing Otomedius who Chip Cheezum riffed on.

EDIT: My bad, creepy Otomedius guy was with Kotaku. Still though, there was somebody else. I remember SSoHpKC, but he seems fairly sane.

 

[c-no]

Something I'm seriously curious about: What the fuck is wrong with Machinima's standards? I mean, they hired Phil, and I think that IFailatCOD guy who got Retsupuraed when he basically started sexually harassing girls over Xbox Live was also a Machinima partner. And then there was that really creepy guy playing Otomedius who Chip Cheezum riffed on.

EDIT: My bad, creepy Otomedius guy was with Kotaku. Still though, there was somebody else. I remember SSoHpKC, but he seems fairly sane.

I don't know much about Machinima or their standards but I'm sure they may of hired Phil solely for subscribers and watchers. If Phil loses a good chunk of subscribers and watchers, Machinima might drop him.