💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Honestly, rate me dumb or optimistic, but I think Derek might know that kids don't really follow him on Twitter and might just be playing along as a joke.
 
You know something I'm kind of surprised no one's done is spliced one of Steve Crest's pornos into Cool Cat Saves the Kids. Considering the film's audience, I'm kind of shocked no one's had the audacity to have him banging the bubble butt babysitsers only to stop when he hears that Butch the Bully has stolen candy from babies
 
The last thing that the school shooter sees before he dies:
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If Derek could bring back the now teenaged Butch the Bully as the emo/goth school shooter, that would really seal the deal.
 
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How dense and out of the loop can he be to rt gay Cool Cat fanart thinking it was a pure intention?
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The "Savage" in a anti-school shooting film fits. Also. i really want to see it come into fruition allthough it will surely be the last we hear from cool Cat. and a re-enactment on the home videos of the Columbine shooters. There is potential here folks.

What could be next (allthough i stated the prob. wont)? it ain't cool joining ISIS?
 
deeman said:
The "Savage" in a anti-school shooting film fits. Also. i really want to see it come into fruition allthough it will surely be the last we hear from cool Cat. and a re-enactment on the home videos of the Columbine shooters. There is potential here folks.

What could be next (allthough i stated the prob. wont)? it ain't cool joining ISIS?
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It's something we never thought would happen:
Did you see that? That terrorist put a bullet through President Cool Cat's Face!"

Cool Cat in The Cool Cat K Assassination. Coming to theaters this November.
 
Derek can't even handle basic topics like "how to deal with bullies", so I'm eagerly anticipating the IHE and YMS reviews of Cool Cat Shoots the Kids.
 
"Hey, you're a bully and Cool Cat doesn't like bullies! I'm going to shoot all of you cuz my name's Cool Cat, and I love everyone!"

The entire film in a nutshell.
 
deeman said:
The "Savage" in a anti-school shooting film fits. Also. i really want to see it come into fruition allthough it will surely be the last we hear from cool Cat. and a re-enactment on the home videos of the Columbine shooters. There is potential here folks.

What could be next (allthough i stated the prob. wont)? it ain't cool joining ISIS?
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Much like the Columbine shooters, Cool Cat's last hurrah is sure to end with a bang.
 
Think I've got a full 6-pack from laughing now.

Butch the Bully's first lines: "Gee, I feel like shooting someone today! Maria wouldn't go with me to the prom, so I'll break into her classroom first!"
 
Butch the Bullies last motivation for using a gun was to rob kids for their lunch money so it would be "fat time" for him. I'm curious what the evolution of that would be.
 
Burned Man said:
Butch the Bullies last motivation for using a gun was to rob kids for their lunch money so it would be "fat time" for him. I'm curious what the evolution of that would be.
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Forget lunch money; he can just plunder the kitchen to his belly's content.
 
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