💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Slamerella said:
Don't bring a.... mace to a gun fight?
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I think if a grown man in a neon orange catsuit showed up at the school with a medieval mace, the shooter would be far to confused to shoot anyone for just barely long enough to allow someone to tackle him.

So it theoretically could stop a school shooting. Provided he doesn’t just open fire in the giant fuzzy moving target
 
Derek, your soulmate is at hand:

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KeroHippo said:
I think if a grown man in a neon orange catsuit showed up at the school with a medieval mace, the shooter would be far to confused to shoot anyone for just barely long enough to allow someone to tackle him.

So it theoretically could stop a school shooting. Provided he doesn’t just open fire in the giant fuzzy moving target
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This is just Hotline Miami.
 
I love that the guy in the suit is trying to do a double thumbs up, and ends up looking all gangsta as the fursuit fingers can't fold all the way down.

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Cosmos said:
I just browsed Derek's eBay account out of curiosity and came across this:
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How fucking amazing would it be if Cool Cat stopped the school shooting with a medieval mace?
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I just sort of imagine Cool Cat running in with the mace and axe. Little did we know, his Pathfinder sheet had two-weapon fighting and, well, cat-people have a natural +2 to dex, it's not hard for them to hit if they have the feat for dex to hit.

And guns hit touch AC, so he has a relative chance to dodge bullets.

Wait. Real life. Cool Cat brings an axe to a gun fight and dies.
 
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Doctor Professor Timon said:
I just sort of imagine Cool Cat running in with the mace and axe. Little did we know, his Pathfinder sheet had two-weapon fighting and, well, cat-people have a natural +2 to dex, it's not hard for them to hit if they have the feat for dex to hit.

And guns hit touch AC, so he has a relative chance to dodge bullets.

Wait. Real life. Cool Cat brings an axe to a gun fight and dies.
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I'm pretty sure this rates as autistic, but I don't care, I fucking love it.
 
Good god, I wasn't even aware Derek Savage was still relevant after the whole I Hate Everything fiasco... and yet, I'm not even surprised that he's barely changed at all.
 
His last film was anti-bullying and anti-cyberbullying. He then began bullying a channel that unfavorable reviewed his movie.

His next film is Anti-School Shooting. So Derek Savage Spree killer when?
 
Doctor Professor Timon said:
I just sort of imagine Cool Cat running in with the mace and axe. Little did we know, his Pathfinder sheet had two-weapon fighting and, well, cat-people have a natural +2 to dex, it's not hard for them to hit if they have the feat for dex to hit.

And guns hit touch AC, so he has a relative chance to dodge bullets.

Wait. Real life. Cool Cat brings an axe to a gun fight and dies.
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I could see Daddy Derek being that guy who plays Catfolk and attaches cropped furry porn as a picture of his character on his sheet.
 
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