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Daddy Derek could try to get Vanilla Ice to show up, but there's a good chance Vanilla Ice has standards.
💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids
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Alright stop
Collaborate and listen
Deh he is with a brand new invention.
Collaborate and listen
Deh he is with a brand new invention.
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Is Spazkid busy these days?
Nah, Pikapetey already did the CoolCat-IHE short and Derek didn't chimp out as we'd like.
Perhaps an animated series on "Derek Savage: Strip Tease Attorney." Adult Swim would be buying it in no time.
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I don't know if anyone pointed this out yet, as it's 50 pages long, but the "cool rock video" has absolutely the worst fake guitar playing I've ever seen:
The first problem is an aesthetic one; anyone who owns a knock-off of a "famous" guitar is a wanna-be cool guy. Frankenstrat knocks are arguably the worst. But that's just my opinion.
The second problem should be obvious to anyone. The thing is an electric guitar. To make sound, an electric guitars requires a wire. A wire to an amplifier (okay, wireless stuff exists, but you still need to plug in a transmitter).
Then there are all the parts where he's "playing" what look like random notes while there isn't even a guitar sound.
The "main lick" gets played at least three different places on the neck.
The solo at 0:50 roughly seems to correspond to what he's doing on the guitar, but it's difficult to be sure. The one at 1:25 doesn't at all. At the start you hear one note and the guitarist either bending the string or using the whammy bar, but he's all over the fretboard playing a gazillion notes. ugh.
I've seen some terrible fake guitar playing, but this is perhaps the worst. Victim of terrible editing? Perhaps. But much of what he's doing seems to be randomly moving fingers. And it's not like it would have been hard to match the sound with the video, given that's the *only* thing you need to sync (since you can't see "cool" cat's lips move).
If Eddie van Halen were to see this he would clobber the guy over the head with that Frankenstrat.
The first problem is an aesthetic one; anyone who owns a knock-off of a "famous" guitar is a wanna-be cool guy. Frankenstrat knocks are arguably the worst. But that's just my opinion.
The second problem should be obvious to anyone. The thing is an electric guitar. To make sound, an electric guitars requires a wire. A wire to an amplifier (okay, wireless stuff exists, but you still need to plug in a transmitter).
Then there are all the parts where he's "playing" what look like random notes while there isn't even a guitar sound.
The "main lick" gets played at least three different places on the neck.
The solo at 0:50 roughly seems to correspond to what he's doing on the guitar, but it's difficult to be sure. The one at 1:25 doesn't at all. At the start you hear one note and the guitarist either bending the string or using the whammy bar, but he's all over the fretboard playing a gazillion notes. ugh.
I've seen some terrible fake guitar playing, but this is perhaps the worst. Victim of terrible editing? Perhaps. But much of what he's doing seems to be randomly moving fingers. And it's not like it would have been hard to match the sound with the video, given that's the *only* thing you need to sync (since you can't see "cool" cat's lips move).
If Eddie van Halen were to see this he would clobber the guy over the head with that Frankenstrat.
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Erik Estrada's wikipedia page still mentions his role in this film and there isn't even a mention of it in the talk page
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The best place to rock is the spare bedroom of a nondescript suburban house with beige everything.
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What's there to talk about? He was in the movie.
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I finally took a look at his website and a closer look at more of the videos.
Good god. That website, the inside of his house, the Cool Cat movie... It's like 1993 never ended for this guy.
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Pretty sure I heard somewhere that Vanilla Ice actually got super into real estate investing and flipping houses. He's probably way too busy to be in Dereks weird furry videos.
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Wasn't he in That's My Boy with Adam Sandler?
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Adam Sandler has a book of Blackmail longer than the Bible and also is considered a hit in the financial sense. Derek is just a semi-crazed older guy who can get people to look his way.
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Keep telling yourself that Mr. "I'm gonna bully people who don't like my movie!"
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Again, Derek can't stop pushing the "bullies don't have friends and everyone who isn't a bully does" angle, no matter how inaccurate it is. I'm sure that all of the friendless children being relentlessly bullied by cliques and other groups really appreciate that sentiment.
Also, does filing (fraudulent) copyright claims against fair use videos for the sole purpose of censorship make one an internet hater? If so, I've got some bad news for Derek...
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Not to mention, some kids get bullied because they have no friends. That's gotta hurt - not only being bullied but being told you have to be the bully because you're the one with no friends!
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Maybe you would have more friends if you quit being a bully because you have no friends and then you would stop being bullied for having no friends, you bully!
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Okay, now I wanna see a Cool Cat sequel where he finds out Daddy Derek is bullying people online, and he spends the whole movie in an existential crisis.
Cool Cat 2: What's The Paw-pose?
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Cool Cat: "But why are you bullying people online, Daddy Derek? That's not cool!!!"
Daddy Derek: *spends 20 minutes misquoting and misinterpreting Wikipedia and Listverse articles that "disprove" Fair Use*
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Daddy derek is losing it again guys its explained in these two videos
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