💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Have a Pepsi]

Are guns just lying on the ground a really common thing in America or something? Common enough where you need to make a whole PSA about it?

Not sure if that's an actual question or not, but no, it isn't at all. God knows why this guy is so obsessed with finding guns on the ground. In fact, in the off-chance that somebody just left their pistol on the ground, I would think an adult would have snatched it up before a kid did.

 

[Bluey]

It looks like a crappy attempt of trying to imitate a Dr. Seuss book cover.



Please tell he drew this himself. Just tell me...

Is it me... is everything dis-portioned?

The tiny arms and the giant head with the gaping mouth is really creepy. It would look better if Cool Cat was drawn in a more cartoony style to look "cuter". This just looks really weird and unsettling.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Apparently he apologized to IHE yesterday.

Edit: Probably fake.

 

[Blindrainbow]

Apparently he apologized to IHE yesterday.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=thV7dhWBhVg

This is fake, for one it not derek channel notice how there only 4 videos, 3 of which upload on the same day; 4 days ago one of which was already posted over a year ago on his actual channel.

This is his actual channel; https://www.youtube.com/user/coolcatfunhouse/videos

Unless you were joking and it just flew over my head, in which case I feel like an idiot.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Unless you were joking and it just flew over my head, in which case I feel like an idiot.

Really should have looked at the Channel first. Got duped.

 

[Trilby]

"That was like a roller coaster, and I love roller coasters!"

I need to turn my brain off again.

I feel better off knowing one of those fishes used school as an excuse to leave this madness, he doesn't need to be Trolly's friend!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Has any kid ever actually just found a random gun in their backyard?

 

[Trilby]

Has any kid ever actually just found a random gun in their backyard?

I sure haven't. Usually they'd be hidden in pretty mundane places like a bedroom dresser or a closet, but never out in the open.

 

[Blindrainbow]

What is daddy derek doing that would result in gun being in the backyard? My money is that it to with drug dealing or he is in one of/involved with the L.A gangs.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I sure haven't. Usually they'd be hidden in pretty mundane places like a bedroom dresser or a closet, but never out in the open.

But those PSAs would awkwardly invoke the question as to why the parent left the gun in such an easily accessible place, and that sort of questioning is not what our NRA overlords want.

 

[Javert]

Can't stop here, this is Cool Cat Country.

Spoiler: Hop in Kid

 

[Blindrainbow]

Spoiler: Hop in Kid

Spoiler: THERE HE IS.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

 

[Bluey]

Has any kid ever actually just found a random gun in their backyard?

The only thing I remember seeing was a bullet on my school's floor, but that was it. No guns or anything. Plus with the cool Cat Movie. How in the hell is a gun gonna materialise in a backyard? It would be better if it was found... let's say in one of the random kid's parent's room or something? Butch finding it in his folk's house? It makes no sense whatsoever.

On a side note. The Candy Drama in the movie was by far the most stupidest thing ever.

 

[Super Collie]

Are guns just lying on the ground a really common thing in America or something? Common enough where you need to make a whole PSA about it?

I just want to come in and clarify this, since this point got glazed over. But yes, guns are in fact just laying around all over the ground in America. They actually hover just a few inches off the ground, slowly spin around, and emit a faint colored light so passersby know that they can pick them up and use them. Same with bulletproof vests and red crosses.

At least, that's how Derek sees America.

 

[SuperFilter]

I just want to come in and clarify this, since this point got glazed over. But yes, guns are in fact just laying around all over the ground in America. They actually hover just a few inches off the ground, slowly spin around, and emit a faint colored light so passersby know that they can pick them up and use them. Same with bulletproof vests and red crosses.

At least, that's how Derek sees America.

Is it true that in America you run faster when you're holding a knife?

 

[Strelok]

Is it true that in America you run faster when you're holding a knife?

No that's in Slavic countries.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Is it true that in America you run faster when you're holding a knife?

No that's in Slavic countries.

And if Rambo is to be believed, SE Asia.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Yoyo the fish looks baked to the gills.

If I had to be in a Derek Savage movie, I'd be on drugs, too.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I sure haven't. Usually they'd be hidden in pretty mundane places like a bedroom dresser or a closet, but never out in the open.

Nonetheless, even McGruff the Crime Dog is worried about this issue:

http://www.avclub.com/article/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-jailed-for-possessing-107606

 

[Hat]