🎭 Dramacow Cyrus Kiss / Bewildered Ape - Giving new meaning to "I was just pretending to be retarded"

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chimpburgers

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I had been holding off on giving this guy a thread for a while but after logically thinking about it, I think it's about time he's earned his own given how he has tons of videos on his own channel that isn't always related to the other drama that he's been in and just how much of a salty little bitch he has been towards anyone he doesn't like, especially people like Karen Straughan. I concluded that there was enough content that he does on his own to the point where talking about it a lot in the other thread was just going to keep cluttering it up. It's the same reason I also gave Margaret Pless her own thread and it's worked out quite well there.

He's the kind of coward that loves to use the whole "I was just pretending to be retarded" excuse so many times when he gets called out on his shit, except instead of the retarded excuse, he tries to disguise that excuse under the satire clause and even when his own powerword was revealed, he still keeps backpedaling and claiming that he wasn't doxed. I think this thread would also boost his ego a little bit and get him all butthurt some more given how much he obsessively read the other thread I had a lot of caps from him on.

Even though he hasn't really made a new video in a while, he's still butthurt as fuck in recent YouTube comments and tweets and I hope he'll get even more pissed off when he finds out he got his own thread here. There's so many I've already capped before, but I don't feel like going back through the whole thing to get them all and just post them here.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/BewilderedApe/with_replies
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDY-GURSB-vsGfvZMqhhWgQ/videos
Drunken Peasants article: http://drunken-peasants-podcast.wikia.com/wiki/Bewildered_Ape (there's more of his comments there too)

Some classic moments:

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One of his most infamous stunts, he sperged quite a lot about how it was all performance art and that it wasn't his intention to get anyone fired.



This trainwreck of a series he did with his old roommate, this is just one episode of this thing, there's a lot others posted on the channel:


Former roommate thinks he's a piece of shit:

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Pretend cancer:


Where the performance art thing came from:


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Doxing someone for no reason:

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Some examples of past salt, there's a lot more:

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There's other shit that's already been posted in other threads, like his picture, but you can pretty much tell what he looks like from the Flatmates videos linked here and then comparing the voice to the videos. He continues to deny that Cyrus is even his fucking name. That's how much in denial he is about all of this happening to him.
 
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He's really quite amusing in his double speak and inability to actually remember his own statements. (Reference to comments in this video:
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Fun cap of him asking someone to talk to him (or begging, your pick).
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Predicted this 6 months ago.

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There are no bad tactics on bad targets.

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Can't handle when someone tries his satire trick. Basically explains what he actuall does in his "performance art satire" videos

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Thread over, guys. This is a man with a very clear understanding of what we do here.
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My favourite part is when he basically quotes @Dynastia from the Jenny thread.
 
Jordan is just some person calling BA out in the comments of Jenny's Autism video for making claims that are factually inaccurate. Otherwise he's not particularly relevant. As for BA's comments, I'm not sure if he's trolling or if he really thought Dyn was being 100% serious when he said that signing up here is an open admission to having autism. Either way it's pretty funny though.

Apologies for the double post, just figured I'd post the rest of the conversation prior to the screenshot I posted for context.
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WHOIS historical data for the domain bewilderedape.com from 2014-03-06, shortly after the domain was created.

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The next update to the WHOIS details occurs when Cyrus decides to pay for a proxy registration for the domain.
 
You know what I love about the "I'm only pretending to be retarded" excuse? When people like this guy use it in a way that actually makes them more exceptional than they aught to be.
 
I missed these:

Where's the proof?

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Like I'm gonna trust someone who barely passed his linguistics courses to tell me about philosophy:

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I wish he'd diagnose this place too:

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I couldn't imagine having to work with this guy. He is just so above everyone in his mind, I'm willing to bet he has never been wrong in his life. That last exchange was just so smug. If you are ever a being held hostage with Cyrus Kiss, just make peace with your God or whatever. He being so smart is going to get all of you killed.
 
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