CWC Pics

[Superjad]

why there it is again

Burn that bed and everything on it.

But then the smell from all that will emit from the house and stink up the USA, shortening the life of not just Virginia, but the other states as well.

 

[Midnight Kissy Bull]

why there it is again

Burn that bed and everything on it.

But then the smell from all that will emit from the house and stink up the USA, shortening the life of not just Virginia, but the other states as well.

Better be safe and contain the whole property before burning anything. Don't know how that will get done, but someone's got the smarts to do it, I'm sure.

Just how many of those blankets are from his younger years? The striped one look like it's from one of those Bed in a Bags.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I don't find it disturbing that he continues to use his baby blanket into his 20s and 30s.

I find it disturbing that, now that it's pointed out, he seems to use it EXCLUSIVELY even today. This isn't a little something he breaks out now and then when it's extra cold or he's had a rough day... this thing is IN REGULAR DAILY FUCKING USE.

I just had to:

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[Male]

Barb the 70s called, they want their pants back.

Doesn't he still have the same bed sheets?
here? NSFW/Life.

Have those bedsheets been washed since...I don't know...he was born?
jesus this a new layer of creepy, what the fuck is wrong with this family?

 

[Tomboy]

Barb the 70s called, they want their pants back.

Doesn't he still have the same bed sheets?
here? NSFW/Life.

Have those bedsheets been washed since...I don't know...he was born?
jesus this a new layer of creepy, what the fuck is wrong with this family?

Probably not. They still look like they have baby vomit stains and god knows what else on it.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

They don't look like the same sheets to me. The sexy pictures I see a repeating pattern of what seems to be green, pink, and blue balloons all over, and I don't see that same pattern anywhere on the baby pictures.

Not that it doesn't appear to be a completely independently revolting blanket, I just don't think it's the same one.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

They don't look like the same sheets to me. The sexy pictures I see a repeating pattern of what seems to be green, pink, and blue balloons all over, and I don't see that same pattern anywhere on the baby pictures.

Not that it doesn't appear to be a completely independently revolting blanket, I just don't think it's the same one.

It isn't the same blanket. Chances are it's a blanket he's had since he was a toddler or a small child though. Either way he is a 30 year old man who sleeps with a child-size blanket with balloon patterns on it.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Barb the 70s called, they want their pants back.

The theme to Three's Company should play whenever those pants are seen.

 

[drmccoy]

Barb the 70s called, they want their pants back.

The theme to Three's Company should play whenever those pants are seen.

Those pants are pure strain 1980s, not '70s. The neon colors in seemingly random patterns give it away. The '70s would be less colorful and more obviously artificial.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Those pants are pure strain 1980s, not '70s. The neon colors in seemingly random patterns give it away. The '70s would be less colorful and more obviously artificial.

I'm talking 1984, Where's Chrissy, why hasn't this been cancelled yet Three's Company.

 

[Bugaboo]

Barb the 70s called, they want their pants back.

My Grandmother legit has those exact same pants.

 

[Spork]

Really, I'm amazed that Chris got rid of the fanny packs.

 

[CatParty]

Another gem.

 

[Bugaboo]

Another gem.

Jesus Christ it's almost like Chris tries to look as retarded as possible in every picture.

 

[Male]

Jesus christ even when he has his favorite thing in the world in his hand he still looks like something is bothering him.

 

[Stratochu]

Another gem.

That Sonic plushie still exists and has been seen many times by Christorians. It's on the list of Relics of Fail I want to either own or find my own substitute for at Goodwill or a garage sale.

 

[CatParty]

He also looks like he's gonna strangle himself with the balloon.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Another gem.

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I'm trying to figure out what store this was taken in. I don't think its Toys R Us, because they didn't use those store signs. I swear I see a shoe department way in the back. I'm thinking maybe Montgomery Ward, either that or its not a shoe department in the back, and the photo was taken at that old chain, Children's Palace/Child World.

 

[Holdek]

When did he travel with his blanket? I didn't see it in the motel pics from the convention--which was surprising because he brought nearly half his room with him.

I haven't seen anything on the CWCKi about the con he went to. Could someone please point me to the right article?

It's not in an article; the picture-of that blanket spread on top of the hotel room bed-was from an old /cwc/ post.

Oh, okay. Thanks.

Really, I'm amazed that Chris got rid of the fanny packs.

When Chris sent a girl, I think it was a My Space girl, a photo of himself wearing a fanny pack, he made sure to mention he hasn't worn one in years. I have a feeling the fanny pack was probably a particular focus of teasing by JERKS in high school so he wants to be clear he doesn't wear that lame thing anymore 8-) Just clown shirts and medallions and wrist-warmers for THIS guy.

Another gem.

I'm trying to figure out what store this was taken in. I don't think its Toys R Us, because they didn't use those store signs. I swear I see a shoe department way in the back. I'm thinking maybe Montgomery Ward, either that or its not a shoe department in the back, and the photo was taken at that old chain, Children's Palace/Child World.

I tried to do like in the movies where you take a photo and just zoom in and it automatically enhances the image but it didn't work.

But doing the best I could, if you look back there on the wall it looks like there is some sort of oldish-looking document, and right next to it an oldish-looking book. Something you probably wouldn't see in a toy store.

If I had to guess, I would say this is a department store of some type, and the stuff in the back is either shoes, like you said, or maybe sports equipment?

Any idea if Wal-Mart looked like that 20 years ago?

Whatever it is I think it's some TV event where people representing toys give 'tards balloons and pose for pictures with them. The kid on the left in the jean jacket looks like a 'tard.

 

[uʍop ǝpısdn]

I tried to do like in the movies where you take a photo and just zoom in and it automatically enhances the image but it didn't work.

But doing the best I could, if you look back there on the wall it looks like there is some sort of oldish-looking document, and right next to it an oldish-looking book. Something you probably wouldn't see in a toy store.

If I had to guess, I would say this is a department store of some type, and the stuff in the back is either shoes, like you said, or maybe sports equipment?

Any idea if Wal-Mart looked like that 20 years ago?

Whatever it is I think it's some TV event where people representing toys give 'tards balloons and pose for pictures with them. The kid on the left in the jean jacket looks like a 'tard.

Walmart never looked that way as I know it, and their store colors have always been blue and white. The store in the picture seems consistent with my memories of old Target and Kmart. My best guess would be either of those two.