Crimson Desert - Korean devs really like deserts huh?

[Bad Joss]

What exactly is it that you have trouble with?

The biggest thing (and a lot of games do this now unfortunately) is there's no happy medium between the excruciatingly slow walking and the first stage of running. I bump into things a lot when running around town but walking is too slow. I want to just push the analog all the way to go into a light jog. That's what originally made me drop RDR2 until I found a mod that someone made that makes the analog movement actually pretty smooth. Also, sometimes it doesn't want to do some of the very specific actions like the light beam thing, or the lifting up heavy objects button combo. But I did alter the buttons a little bit with the Steam control mapping, so a little wonkiness is coming from there.

It's hard to describe, but, I am sometimes thinking more about how to do something rather than actually doing it. Versus something like Zelda BotW where it's just so intuitive to me that I rarely think about what I'm doing.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Sounds like the game is mostly just an IQ filter, which is great. I like it when a game actively keeps retard from participating.

You appear to live in a glass house.

Everyone, stop and pay attention, the resident synthcell weebshit is dropping pearls of wisdom.

I will consneed that I'm not a true gamer, since I'm not willing to gape my mouth and chug whatever dogshit falls from the ass of Korea or Japan.

Honestly, we should recognise your gamer cred and give you an award.
You deserve it, champ!
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You’re both retards.

Get a room.

 

[Maker's Mark]

I’m only two hours in. Why the fuck do I need to learn what fucking cheese, fish, meat and bread is? The game can’t decide if it wants to be RDR2, The Witcher, Assassin’s Creed or Shadow of Mordor.

 

[Jace on ice]

I’m only two hours in. Why the fuck do I need to learn what fucking cheese, fish, meat and bread is?

Leftover shit from when this was an MMO I guess, same reason why there are 538 codex entries.

 

[Deus Exica]

You appear to live in a glass house.

You’re both retards.

Get a room.

Seething double posting dumb nigger.

I’m only two hours in. Why the fuck do I need to learn what fucking cheese, fish, meat and bread is? The game can’t decide if it wants to be RDR2, The Witcher, Assassin’s Creed or Shadow of Mordor.

It did decide, on being all of them mashed together.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

This thread is fascinating, like some inverted Concord where the anti journo and hype causes people to give a game that is definitely not top tier way too much leeway.

Though it can always be the situation where the devs patch things to make up for existing issues.

 

[Rungle]

So true, sister!
I especially like the combat, so epic, so flashy!!
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Btw sis, Steam has a recording function.
You should share with us some recordings of your epic gameplay and performance, to own those retards who got filtered.
We had a synthsissy in the thread, who didn't even play the game, but kept yapping that the issues people had were due to low iq.
You're not a massive faggot like that, sis, right? I trust you, so share and teach the tards how a TRVE GAMER handles this title.

Im sorry might and magic nigga.
I should be playing a kino game instead like Gothic 3

 

[Deus Exica]

I have unlocked the first additional playable character, and it's making me wonder if the weird dialogue has to do with having multiple characters.

I really wonder why they wouldn't go for a character creator since Kliff is so bog standard and you can play as two other protagonists anyway.

We had a synthsissy in the thread, who didn't even play the game, but kept yapping that the issues people had were due to low iq.

Be a big boy and actually @ me next time, guess we can add colossal pussy to your growing list of names, I'll chisel it in right next to "retard" .

I simply have issue with retards that hand wave other people's grievances with some retarded argument

I said "The game seems to just be a giant IQ filter" which you took very personally and started screaming about Synthetic Man out of nowhere. He must be your personal boogeyman, or shat on something you like, and you decided to take it out on me.

And you refunded the game after 2 hours and continue to sperg which leads me to think my prior assertions are probably correct. You got filtered.

they seem to go through the multiverse shit so black desert's is another universe but these recurring characters from both games look like a multiverse difference kinda like spider man from one universe vs nigger morales for example

One of the issues I've always had with the game is how boring the setting is. Despite having tons of disparate elements mixed together the world feels like a mishmash fantasy in a very performative way, there's no unique feeling present, you can shit on Elder Scrolls or Dragon Age or Witcher but all the big fantasy games have a kind of distinct cultural and visual identity for their settings that Desert just doesnt seem to have.

 

[Questions are a Burden]

Refunded due to the gay sky nonsense. I would have kept it otherwise.

 

[JohnWick]

This thread is fascinating, like some inverted Concord where the anti journo and hype causes people to give a game that is definitely not top tier way too much leeway.

Though it can always be the situation where the devs patch things to make up for existing issues.

The cope is off the charts. Just look at all the anti-woketard culture war fags on YouTube the shilling for dog shit ass games is equally as bad on both sides.

 

[Jace on ice]

The cope is off the charts. Just look at all the anti-woketard culture war fags on YouTube the shilling for dog shit ass games is equally as bad on both sides.

Why is this game involved in culture war shit at all?

From what I've seen of it it's not woke, I didn't notice a single dark skinned npc or stronk girlboss.

But it's not a chud game either. It's very safe, and sterile, and sexless, and corporate.

I can't see this game appealing to either the pro or anti woke grifter crowd, it's a bland nothing product.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Why is this game involved in culture war shit at all?

From what I've seen of it it's not woke, I didn't notice a single dark skinned npc or stronk girlboss.

But it's not a chud game either. It's very safe, and sterile, and sexless, and corporate.

I can't see this game appealing to either the pro or anti woke grifter crowd, it's a bland nothing product.

Not being woke is considered chud by default since "everything is political", and journos not liking the game must be because of politics and difficulty (that is completely fair and just a matter of skill).

 

[StacticShock]

Why is this game involved in culture war shit at all?
From what I've seen of it it's not woke, I didn't notice a single dark skinned npc or stronk girlboss.
But it's not a chud game either. It's very safe, and sterile, and sexless, and corporate.
I can't see this game appealing to either the pro or anti woke grifter crowd, it's a bland nothing product.

Not being woke is considered chud by default since "everything is political", and journos not liking the game must be because of politics and difficulty (that is completely fair and just a matter of skill).

kultur war retards co-opting because of woke journalists complaining about it's success, no, really, it's that fucking retarded.

 

[Green Kitbash]

I keep getting this confused with that one Vindictus spinoff that's suppose to come out and that gives me aids and bone cancer

 

[Day of the Cope]

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Oof

Ouch

The second they announced a last-minute addition of Denuvo, I basically stopped caring. The moment they announced that the game wouldn't even work on Intel GPUs, I completely wrote it off. Feels good to be right.

Though it can always be the situation where the devs patch things to make up for existing issues.

From what's I'm reading, I don't think that's possible. A lot of the issues with the game are creative choices that can't just be fixed with better geometry or code changes.

 

[Estate]

I said "The game seems to just be a giant IQ filter" which you took very personally and started screaming about Synthetic Man out of nowhere. He must be your personal boogeyman, or shat on something you like, and you decided to take it out on me.

You seem like a very sassy power bottom.
Shut up, faggot.

Why is this game involved in culture war shit at all?

From what I've seen of it it's not woke, I didn't notice a single dark skinned npc or stronk girlboss.

But it's not a chud game either. It's very safe, and sterile, and sexless, and corporate

In current year, everything is political and due to the aggressive marketing of this game, it got a lot of exposure and fast.
And since it become the current hot topic in gaming, it obviously attracted all the usual griefters.

And you refunded the game after 2 hours and continue to sperg which leads me to think my prior assertions are probably correct. You got filtered.

If I refuse to eat shit, will you also sperg out, start eating shit and tell me I got filtered?
Stupid dipshit.

Im sorry might and magic nigga.
I should be playing a kino game instead like Gothic 3

Makes claim.
Gets called out.
Pussies out.
That's fine, I am gracious and will accept your concession.
Now, get out of my face, bitch.

Though it can always be the situation where the devs patch things to make up for existing issues.

Devs came out and admitted that controls are shit.

https://x.com/CrimsonDesert_/status/2035351126523216015

You develop a game for 7 years and you only find out that at release? Talk about living in a bubble or having shit management.
To me, this game isn't worth 70$. Maybe in a few years, after fixes and on sale, I might give it another try and become a blastmaxxer.

 

[Spud]

It seems the game is perfect for speds without any better to do

The same could be said for any game tbh.
The game is an IQ filter of recognizing when the Koreans are conducting psychological and spiritual warfare against you, by taking your time playing the game. Every second you spend baking bread, a Korean won is deposited into a bank account that will go towards a plastic surgeon who'll perform another jaw surgery and add it to the tower.

This is what you're supporting, checkmate chuds.

 

[Deus Exica]

You seem like a very sassy power bottom.
Shut up, faggot

This goes beyond internet verbiage and just genuinely makes me think you're gay. Sorry pal, but I'm not into men, bark up another tree homo.

If I refuse to eat shit, will you also sperg out, start eating shit and tell me I got filtered?
Stupid dipshit.

One of these things is not like the other.

 

[Swine Schwein]

Does the game have turn-based verbal combat where angry people call each other homos? If not, I'll skip the game and just keep reading this thread for free

 

[Jace on ice]

Does the game have turn-based verbal combat where angry people call each other homos? If not, I'll skip the game and just keep reading this thread for free

Lmao