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Hello, i am Cricketman123. I have to admit this site has actually helped me a lot more then Wrong Planet. I did need a kick up the back side and alot of posters on here have given me some very helpful advice.

Having just read Connor Bible thread i have to say he is someone i am not going to turn into, i mean seriously he only had one class and didn't have time for part time work. I go to college for four days and even though i don't have part time work as of yet i am still volunteering at my local museum most Fridays because like i said i study Travel and want to work somewhere customer related in the future. In reply to the Level 3 course being too hard it may well be but on my Level 2 course i am getting a Merit/Distinctions on all my assignments so far and I also was the only one in my class to get a level 2 merit on one of my exams.

I also won't be able to gamble again because i closed my account on Friday evening and set up something on my computer where i can not access anything that is gambling related.
 
sportfan said:
Hello, i am Cricketman123. I have to admit this site has actually helped me a lot more then Wrong Planet. I did need a kick up the back side and alot of posters on here have given me some very helpful advice.

Having just read Connor Bible thread i have to say he is someone i am not going to turn into, i mean seriously he only had one class and didn't have time for part time work. I go to college for four days and even though i don't have part time work as of yet i am still volunteering at my local museum most Fridays because like i said i study Travel and want to work somewhere customer related in the future. In reply to the Level 3 course being too hard it may well be but on my Level 2 course i am getting a Merit/Distinctions on all my assignments so far and I also was the only one in my class to get a level 2 merit on one of my exams.

I also won't be able to gamble again because i closed my account on Friday evening and set up something on my computer where i can not access anything that is gambling related.
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I'm very skeptical you are who you claim to be. If it's true, that's awesome this site was able to help you(if not somewhat disturbing). But I find it hard to believe someone who has admitted to having troubles with operating a washing machine, could set up their computer to not allow them to gamble via said computer. Could just be bullshit but only time will tell.
 
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sportfan said:
Hello, i am Cricketman123. I have to admit this site has actually helped me a lot more then Wrong Planet. I did need a kick up the back side and alot of posters on here have given me some very helpful advice.

Having just read Connor Bible thread i have to say he is someone i am not going to turn into, i mean seriously he only had one class and didn't have time for part time work. I go to college for four days and even though i don't have part time work as of yet i am still volunteering at my local museum most Fridays because like i said i study Travel and want to work somewhere customer related in the future. In reply to the Level 3 course being too hard it may well be but on my Level 2 course i am getting a Merit/Distinctions on all my assignments so far and I also was the only one in my class to get a level 2 merit on one of my exams.

I also won't be able to gamble again because i closed my account on Friday evening and set up something on my computer where i can not access anything that is gambling related.
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I honestly think KF would be more helpful to the average WP user than Wrong Planet; from what I've seen of the site it does very little to actually "help autistics" and help them improve their lives, and has somewhat just devolved into an "austistic identity politics" safe space a la Tumblr that pits "austistics vs the normies", sometimes even verging into Elliot Rogers territory.

Actually giving people there advice on how to actually improve rather than just fester in their autism and blame "the jock bullies from HS" for making your life miserable has a chance of just getting you labeled a bigot or a hater.
 
Well on the subject of the washing machine i can actually use it quite well now, i will tell you why that is, on Friday i actually asked my mum on how to work the washing machine properly, it was very easy and i don't know why i was ever worried about that in the first place. On the subject of the gambling i told my stepdad about my troubles and he helped me out with that so it wasn't just me doing those things.
 
sportfan said:
Hello, i am Cricketman123. I have to admit this site has actually helped me a lot more then Wrong Planet. I did need a kick up the back side and alot of posters on here have given me some very helpful advice.

Having just read Connor Bible thread i have to say he is someone i am not going to turn into, i mean seriously he only had one class and didn't have time for part time work. I go to college for four days and even though i don't have part time work as of yet i am still volunteering at my local museum most Fridays because like i said i study Travel and want to work somewhere customer related in the future. In reply to the Level 3 course being too hard it may well be but on my Level 2 course i am getting a Merit/Distinctions on all my assignments so far and I also was the only one in my class to get a level 2 merit on one of my exams.

I also won't be able to gamble again because i closed my account on Friday evening and set up something on my computer where i can not access anything that is gambling related.
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1. Get yourself verified.

2. I can well believe Wrong Planet is no help as it seems to be awash with self pity and demanding asspats for being autists or hiding behind the autism as an excuse.

3. Don't say you're going to change, do change.
 
Wrong Planet could be a great site but i remember making a post a few months ago back in December when i was really in a low place and i said i can't cook, can't do my own Laundry and can't even wrap presents. I was told in a reply that i don't need to worry about that and it is for women to do.

I have to say i did not agree with that post at all, if i had posted that on this site i would have been told to up my game, get a life and learn how to do those things because i am 24 and an Adult, yes i might have autism but i can not let that get in the way of my life.

Sometimes Autistic People like me in life need is a kick in the right direction being told you have to do this and there are no excuses not to do it. What they don't need and is what i have found sometimes on Wrong Planet is being told its ok to be Jealous, its ok to look yourself in your room and its ok not being able to cook, do Laundry or Wrap Presents, Well Reality check here, it is not ok and people can change.
 
AnOminous said:
His parents must really suck not to have had that looked into themselves. Are they tards, too?
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They're definitely well educated, I remember Jahans's father being a university professor or a lecturer, and his mother is on the same level more or less. However, they ARE tards in the sense that they've probably been in denial about it (his dad's a biologist for fuck's sake), and the fact that they're supernaturally gifted at giving jahans far too much privalages for being either a sniveling NEET or a active monster LITERALLY PUMPED WITH TESTOSTERONE AND RANTING ABOUT THE WRONGS OF CAPATILISM AND SPERGING ABOUT SJW BULLSHIT CONSTANTLY AND THROWING HIS FATHER OUT OF THE HOUSE HE OWNS BECAUSE HE'S A "REAL LIFE 4CHAN TROLL".

...yeah they're kinda tards.
 
sportfan said:
Hello, i am Cricketman123. I have to admit this site has actually helped me a lot more then Wrong Planet. I did need a kick up the back side and alot of posters on here have given me some very helpful advice.

Having just read Connor Bible thread i have to say he is someone i am not going to turn into, i mean seriously he only had one class and didn't have time for part time work. I go to college for four days and even though i don't have part time work as of yet i am still volunteering at my local museum most Fridays because like i said i study Travel and want to work somewhere customer related in the future. In reply to the Level 3 course being too hard it may well be but on my Level 2 course i am getting a Merit/Distinctions on all my assignments so far and I also was the only one in my class to get a level 2 merit on one of my exams.

I also won't be able to gamble again because i closed my account on Friday evening and set up something on my computer where i can not access anything that is gambling related.
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Verification needed- we can't have someone impersonating a real individual and putting words in his mouth!

That said, how did you come across kiwifarms?
 
I get the impression that most of these betas obsessed with penis size have more experience watching Extenze commercials than they do interacting with real women; unless a man is clinically diagnosed with a micropenis or something like that, then worrying about penis size is completely stupid; not even mentioning that women seem to be more turned on by foreplay than pure fucking as is portrayed in most mainstream porn.

Either that or it just gives them an excuse to ignore the real reasons why women can't stand them and pretend that they're just the victim of a "small penis".
 
sportfan said:
Well on the subject of the washing machine i can actually use it quite well now, i will tell you why that is, on Friday i actually asked my mum on how to work the washing machine properly, it was very easy and i don't know why i was ever worried about that in the first place. On the subject of the gambling i told my stepdad about my troubles and he helped me out with that so it wasn't just me doing those things.
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'That's great! Try to remember this feeling and apply it to other parts of life. Anytime you're nervous about something, give it a try and ask for help instead of being scared and I'm sure people will be glad to assist you!
 
I think a cow realizing WP is a toxic site and actually acknowledging we're better at giving advice is worth his powerword being removed from the thread. Even if he never improves, that's more than any cow has ever done.
 
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Best of luck, feel free to read around at how other people have failed and try not to repeat their mistakes.
 
@sportfan If you are Sam, I hope you can get your act together. Not only would it give you immense bragging rights among the WP crowd, but you'd actually be doing yourself a favor. Seriously, cut the micro penis whining, talk to your stepbrother and learn how to view women and don't consider yourself too good for other autistic women.

Unlike a lot of cows, you aren't despicable or completely hate-able. You have a chance.
 
Well I'll be damned. @sportfan I genuinely hope you start to better yourself. You have to always keep in mind though, you can't just talk the talk. You have to follow through with bettering yourself. It may not be easy, but in the end it will be worth it and you will be much happier. I wish you the best of luck.
 
Dr Research i have to say about my stepbrother, some of the things i have written about him in the past i can't believe that i actually said those things. He has done nothing wrong to me and he also has his own disability, all he has done is gotten on with his life which is what i should have done and what i am going to do now.

Just the other week i was talking to this girl on the bus who goes to the same college as me, we were talking for about 15 minuets until i had to get off. This doesn't seem like a big thing but it was for me. I also see her around college and she is really nice, now i have no idea if anything is going to come out of this or not and to be honest i don't mind if it doesn't, i have gained a really nice friend and that is what i need at the moment, i need to stop whinging about how great my stepbrothers life is and how my life is so shit-the reason why my life has been like that was my fault and no one else. Who knows who i am going to meet in the future, i am only 24 years old and hopefully have another 70 plus years ahead of me
 
sportfan said:
Dr Research i have to say about my stepbrother, some of the things i have written about him in the past i can't believe that i actually said those things. He has done nothing wrong to me and he also has his own disability, all he has done is gotten on with his life which is what i should have done and what i am going to do now.

Just the other week i was talking to this girl on the bus who goes to the same college as me, we were talking for about 15 minuets until i had to get off. This doesn't seem like a big thing but it was for me. I also see her around college and she is really nice, now i have no idea if anything is going to come out of this or not and to be honest i don't mind if it doesn't, i have gained a really nice friend and that is what i need at the moment, i need to stop whinging about how great my stepbrothers life is and how my life is so shit-the reason why my life has been like that was my fault and no one else. Who knows who i am going to meet in the future, i am only 24 years old and hopefully have another 70 plus years ahead of me
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If you want to get some female friends to possibly date one, the best advice anyone could give you is to not look at them like sex objects or possible dating material. Nobody likes to feel like a piece of meat. Just treat them as any other regular person, completely get the idea of dating them out of your head, and just share some common hobbies. If you become funny and charismatic enough without actively wanting to date someone, you'll probably end up pretty popular around campus.
 
sportfan said:
Dr Research i have to say about my stepbrother, some of the things i have written about him in the past i can't believe that i actually said those things. He has done nothing wrong to me and he also has his own disability, all he has done is gotten on with his life which is what i should have done and what i am going to do now.

Just the other week i was talking to this girl on the bus who goes to the same college as me, we were talking for about 15 minuets until i had to get off. This doesn't seem like a big thing but it was for me. I also see her around college and she is really nice, now i have no idea if anything is going to come out of this or not and to be honest i don't mind if it doesn't, i have gained a really nice friend and that is what i need at the moment, i need to stop whinging about how great my stepbrothers life is and how my life is so shit-the reason why my life has been like that was my fault and no one else. Who knows who i am going to meet in the future, i am only 24 years old and hopefully have another 70 plus years ahead of me
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Casual chatting is a great start. And like @The Fool said, don't think of women as potential lovers. You never know where things will go and no women wants to be thought of as just a sex toy.

You said your stepbrother has a girlfriend and child. I think you might want to talk to him. Maybe he can give you some ideas about how to be friendly with women without any expectation of a relationship. Plenty of people don't start to think about kids until their late 20s or early 30s. Focus on getting a job and building a strong friendship network before a romantic relationship.
 
sportfan said:
Dr Research i have to say about my stepbrother, some of the things i have written about him in the past i can't believe that i actually said those things. He has done nothing wrong to me and he also has his own disability, all he has done is gotten on with his life which is what i should have done and what i am going to do now.

Just the other week i was talking to this girl on the bus who goes to the same college as me, we were talking for about 15 minuets until i had to get off. This doesn't seem like a big thing but it was for me. I also see her around college and she is really nice, now i have no idea if anything is going to come out of this or not and to be honest i don't mind if it doesn't, i have gained a really nice friend and that is what i need at the moment, i need to stop whinging about how great my stepbrothers life is and how my life is so shit-the reason why my life has been like that was my fault and no one else. Who knows who i am going to meet in the future, i am only 24 years old and hopefully have another 70 plus years ahead of me
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Good to have you here. So how did you find your thread @sportfan ?

And I guess it makes sense: if you want to be a normal person take advice from (mostly) normal people. If you want to be lame forever take advice from wrong planet.
 
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