🎭 Dramacow Cricketman123 / Sam Marshal - Wrong Planet virgin with rage who complains about his penis size and jealous of his step brother

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What does he mean by "I won't be posting pictures of my penis online any more"?

He's saying they exist?
 
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If all it took was making a thread to help this guy get better, I would feel very accomplished.
 
Since Cricketman is apparently reading this thread...

It sounds like his dick problems could be at least partially caused by phimosis. If so, he ought to read the Wikipedia article and talk to his GP about it.

No matter how weird or unique you think your problems are, you're never the only one who has them.

Also, not a lolcow. Just an unfortunate, unhappy young chap who will hopefully do what he needs to do to improve his life.
 
DuckSucker said:
I mean maybe he could get a strap on because at that point a dildo or something would be better.
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I don't know if this has been brought up, but there are these weird dildo sleeves for your dick you can buy. I knew someone who's fetish was stuffing women with unusually large objects, so he show me his collection of dicks that go over his dick. Seems pathetic to me to fuck a dildo that then fucks your partner, but makes sense to me if you have a micropenis.
 
DuckSucker said:
Your post and your avatar are fucking fantastic. "Christ! At least Connor can masturbate, and does all the fucking time! The motherfucker never stops!"
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I love my avatar! I received it in the Secret Santa a few years back and have no idea who drew it, but it's great.

Back on topic, actions speak louder than words so we'll see what happens. A lot of cows say they'll do shit (or stop doing shit) but don't bother to do so.
 
So this might be a fake and gay idea but

Maybe we take this guy's real name out of the thread title so that it's not as likely to show up in google - at least until he starts fucking up again.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
So this might be a fake and gay idea but

Maybe we take this guy's real name out of the thread title so that it's not as likely to show up in google - at least until he starts fucking up again.
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If there was an option to hide a thread from public but all of it's content preserved and able to put it back on Google, i'd request a mod to do so if Sam gets his life together. If Sam fucks up, the thread is back. One of the things I wait for is Sam coming here so I could ask him a few questions and maybe get a better understanding of his views.

I'll give him three weeks and if he gets himself together then there would be hardly any reason to keep this thread up. Of course I have these wonderful screenshots archived.
 
FramerGirl420 said:
Ya, I wouldn't close it right now. There's no reason to. Any cow can say "Imma get better." Wait and see if he can actually do this and not just say it.
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I feel you, but we can't sit here and deny that the SEO of this site isn't one of the things that stops cows from getting better.

Also, I don't think we should stop discussing the guy or close the thread - just remove his actual name from the title so that any potential employers might not find it. He looks like he's trying, I don't see any reason to not help him try - it's not like we can't add his name back if in a few weeks we see a torrent of Yahoo Answers messages along the lines of MY STEPBROTHER HAS GIRLFRIEND??? WHATS WRONG WITH MY PENIS?? AUTISTIC GIRLS ARE UGLY!!
 
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Here's hoping that he takes his help to heart! I could definitely foresee a development of some kind of misogynistic neckbearding if it doesn't go well, though.
 
Old autist habits die hard. i believe he's capable of helping himself improve his life, but will be unsuccessful. His gambling addiction scares me and if he works part time he'll just gamble more.
Plus this is the worst phase for self improvement: the telling everybody you're doing something phase.he gets positive attention and brain releases endorphins like he's actually doing something. Makes him happy with 0 actual self improvement.
And then we get to any obstacles. Maybe he won't get hired. Maybe level 3 is too hard. He still won't have a license/car. His weight loss bottoms out and he goes from losing a few lbs to nothing each month. Any of that and he's back to 'girls won't date me cause I'm fat/unemployed/addicted to gambling/didn't level 3'
But believe me this:
I would TRUE and HONEST love to see him get better.
 
Barracuda Joe said:
Nah, Jahans went to a doctor when britpol told him he might have kallman's syndrome. The downs-face and constant talk about his micropenis kinda gave it away.
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His parents must really suck not to have had that looked into themselves. Are they tards, too?
 
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