🎭 Dramacow Cricketman123 / Sam Marshal - Wrong Planet virgin with rage who complains about his penis size and jealous of his step brother

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Isn't anybody else amazed to find out Sammy was real all along?

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Actually if he lost weight, he might end up gaining an inch or two and just be considered on the small end of average. I read somewhere that with every extra 30-50lbs, you lose 1 inch of penis length to the fat.
 
DuckSucker said:
I'd imagine a 3 inch dick is a dealbreaker for a lot of people actually.
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While having a super-tiny dick is probably a bummer, and I can understand why even a neurotypical might have a complex about it, it really isn't a dealbreaker. Lots of people have all kinds of sexual issues and they find partners who love them and/or have compatible sexualities (or sexual issues). Within a committed relationship there is room for tremendous compassion around physical intimacy-- people accommodate each other, and with patience, communication and love, find ways to make it work.

The "doomed to incel by my tiny dick" narrative is really just a mild variation on the "doomed to incel by my jaw proportions" stuff... it's people stuck in a negative (and self-reinforcing) thought spiral. It's just a neurosis.

Now that all that positivity is out of the way, I am creeped out by how badly so many male autists seem to want to reproduce.
 
lindsayfan said:
Now that all that positivity is out of the way, I am creeped out by how badly so many male autists seem to want to reproduce.
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I think it's because it's the only proof that makes sense to your average autist that you win at life. It's sort of an upgrade of schoolyard cockwaving. If you brag about your income and material wealth, that's one thing, but given that unless you're truly and stupendously wealthy you can't buy a hot boyfriend free girl, you're beaten by anyone who has a girlfriend. Because they have something you don't.

Therefore, to the average autist, having a girlfriend or having bred is more of a success than anything else.
 
Dr.Research said:
Can someone more British than me translate this into American?
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*Eats burger* YEEEEEEHAW! I DONE PASSED MY TESTS AND MY TUTOR SAYS I'D BE DARN TOOTIN' AT A HIGHER LEVEL! *spits tobacky* BUT I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD DO THIS, OR SHOULD I GO OUT AND GET A JOB. *fires guns into air*
 
The Fool said:
And now he's saying he's gonna get help and then probably not do it. He's getting more like Connor every day.
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At what point will he start to sperg about reading but never actually do it? What about the bellybutton fetish?

Christ, it just occurred to me that Connor actually has one thing over this guy. Thanks to Connor's over sharing we know he can actually successfully masturbate, and all the goddamned time no less. This guy has been a limp old man his whole life.
 
Autistic men dismissing autistic women as romantic partners is kind of fascinating to me. A few years ago I helped out with a rec program for young adults who were mildly to moderately mentally challenged. So Down Syndrome, Cerebral Palsy, that sort of thing. A lot of them were dating each other and had pretty active social lives. More than that, they were genuinely happy with their partners and never expressed a desire for someone more "normal." And yeah, a lot of them had enough self awareness to know they were different, even if they couldn't fully articulate it.

Obviously, different things at work with these conditions vs autism. Still, some of these men need a serious "come to jesus" talk. Whoever said they're looking for another mom that will also bang them is probably correct. :c
 
mrae said:
Autistic men dismissing autistic women as romantic partners is kind of fascinating to me. A few years ago I helped out with a rec program for young adults who were mildly to moderately mentally challenged. So Down Syndrome, Cerebral Palsy, that sort of thing. A lot of them were dating each other and had pretty active social lives. More than that, they were genuinely happy with their partners and never expressed a desire for someone more "normal." And yeah, a lot of them had enough self awareness to know they were different, even if they couldn't fully articulate it.

Obviously, different things at work with these conditions vs autism. Still, some of these men need a serious "come to jesus" talk. Whoever said they're looking for another mom that will also bang them is probably correct. :c
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There's an awesome English actor named Colin Young with cerebral palsy and in an interview mentioned dating someone else with disabilities can be tough because sometimes you have to wonder if you're only together because of your shared disability. I guess for our autistic pals it's that sentiment, 10 fold and they can't get that validation of being normal by saying a fellow autistic.
 
This fella doesn't strike me as the type to habitually google his username so somebody intervened. Maybe it was a white knight with a warning but I'd like to believe someone here was dumb enough to try and get a dick pic and was outsmarted by the lolcow.
 
Yaks said:
Actually if he lost weight, he might end up gaining an inch or two and just be considered on the small end of average. I read somewhere that with every extra 30-50lbs, you lose 1 inch of penis length to the fat.
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There are different ways to measure dicks, I think the "official" way is to go on top from the actual pelvis bone to the tip, and you do have to kind of press in to get it. You can get a different reading if you measure from the side, or even the base of the balls.

To gain like 1 inch by losing fat, you gotta be pretty morbidly obese since men store fat in the "beer belly" fashion rather than all over. You'd have to have an actual fupa. I think if you gain anything from losing weight it's probably from increased circulation. Heart health is actually pretty closely tied with how your dick functions, since it's a circulatory thing.

MysticMisty said:
Christ, it just occurred to me that Connor actually has one thing over this guy. Thanks to Connor's over sharing we know he can actually successfully masturbate, and all the goddamned time no less.
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Your post and your avatar are fucking fantastic. "Christ! At least Connor can masturbate, and does all the fucking time! The motherfucker never stops!"

mrae said:
Autistic men dismissing autistic women as romantic partners is kind of fascinating to me. A few years ago I helped out with a rec program for young adults who were mildly to moderately mentally challenged. So Down Syndrome, Cerebral Palsy, that sort of thing. A lot of them were dating each other and had pretty active social lives. More than that, they were genuinely happy with their partners and never expressed a desire for someone more "normal."
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Dating someone "out of your league" or at least who you dont have a lot in common with, will never work out well. If youre on two different pages, living two different lives, youre setting yourself up to fail. Like, the autistic kid going with the cool socialite hot girl to the popular kid's party is just gonna kinda bum out everybody there.
 
mrae said:
Autistic men dismissing autistic women as romantic partners is kind of fascinating to me.
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Maybe it has something to do with many autistics being so pop culture obsessed: They expect their partner to look like their favorite hot female character from sitcom/show/movie/cartoon/anime X. Also, the trope of the "ugly duckling" scoring with the hot cheerleader chick is very common in popular entertainment.
 
Autist's fondness for those kinds of media, and those tropes, AND their tendency to try and live vicariously in the fantasy world those shows/media create instead of the boring "real" world explains why they have such a difficult time relating to other people, let alone the opposite sex well enough to get a relationship going.

When you've been raised by TV, and see yourself as the natural "Star" of the show that is your life, the idea that you have to work to accomplish anything really is foreign. Just for existing, you should be getting it
 
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