Crazy Bronies

[Surtur]

We Bronies sure can bust a move! Chris, on the other hand, just flails about.
Bronies win, Chris loses.

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My beard isn't impressed.

 

[Bugaboo]

We Bronies sure can bust a move! Chris, on the other hand, just flails about.
Bronies win, Chris loses.

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My beard isn't impressed.

What if your beard and this dude's mustache combined into one super entity?


(But seriously this dude has a kickass mustache)

 

[Surtur]

My beard would consume him.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

What the heck about these ponies inspires such mass lunacy, seriously.

It's look like a pretty good show but why the heck are these guys attaching themselves so SRS BSNS like and making them their waifus. I seriously don't get it

I did like one of the season 3 episodes, Magic Duel. It reminded me of The Dark Knight Rises. The show isn't bad, but its not the animated equivalent of A Game of Thrones, or anything like that. Its not even as good as Fosters of Powerpuff Girls, which are two shows I've seen it compared to.

As for Unicon, yeah, /mlp/ came up with addresses, emails, and past business ventures by the two who organized the con. Last I heard, one of the organizers is planning to sue Everfree Network. So far the VA's haven't been comped for the con, though the bronies were willing to pool their money to cover the expenses for them.

 

[Fialovy]

Another IRL crazy brony story is that I always see this one white car in the college parking lot that I park at and it has a Rarity Cutey Mark decal on it and a little Rarity charm hanging in the rear view mirror.

I have yet to see who owns that car and whether this guy is someone I met (from my lesbian friend) or is one of the elusive sane bronies (he can't be completely physically inactive since I can also see skis peeking out of the windows of his car), but I know that the guy definitely likes Rarity.

It wouldn't bother me so much, but I seriously see this car everywhere around campus and I wonder.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Fluttershy will always be my favorite, she's like an equine Anne Helm to me!

 

[spaps]

Some guy just replied to a six month-old Youtube comment of mine about how the Sonic fanbase sucks.

Bronies just go searching for trouble, don't they?
EDIT: Wow, I did a horrible job of censoring my username. Just pretend it's not there.

 

[José Mourinho]

Some guy just replied to a six month-old Youtube comment of mine about how the Sonic fanbase sucks.

Bronies just go searching for trouble, don't they?

That comment.....

 

[LM 697]

EDIT: Wow, I did a horrible job of censoring my username. Just pretend it's not there.

Way to go. Now that an offended brony will find this and send that to the loveshies and they'll dox you and hack the forums.

 

[José Mourinho]

EDIT: Wow, I did a horrible job of censoring my username. Just pretend it's not there.

Way to go. Now that an offended brony will find this and send that to the loveshies and they'll dox you and hack the forums.

OH NO! EVERYBODY PANIC!

 

[Judge Holden]

OH FUCK!!! THEYRE HERE!!!

Its everyman for himself now. Im taking the board's flamethrower and supply of explosives and barricading myself in Spergatory. Anyone stupid enough to follow me gets a face full of napalm

 

[Saney]

OH FUCK!!! THEYRE HERE!!!

Its everyman for himself now. Im taking the board's flamethrower and supply of explosives and barricading myself in Spergatory. Anyone stupid enough to follow me gets a face full of napalm

Including me?

 

[Judge Holden]

OH FUCK!!! THEYRE HERE!!!

Its everyman for himself now. Im taking the board's flamethrower and supply of explosives and barricading myself in Spergatory. Anyone stupid enough to follow me gets a face full of napalm

Including me?

Ok, fne Ill ask a security question.

Which is your favourite pony?

 

[Saney]

OH FUCK!!! THEYRE HERE!!!

Its everyman for himself now. Im taking the board's flamethrower and supply of explosives and barricading myself in Spergatory. Anyone stupid enough to follow me gets a face full of napalm

Including me?

Ok, fne Ill ask a security question.

Which is your favourite pony?

Rainbow Dash...Fuck!

 

[Judge Holden]

^ WROOOOOONG!!!!!

THE RIGHT ANSWER WAS

"None of them"

NOW BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[José Mourinho]

OH SHIT THE FIRE IS SPREADING TO ME!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Okay, that's enough. Let's get back to topic. I'll repost my post with more elaborations.

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The following video is made by Doomguy2k, and rants on MLP using Encyclopedia Dramatica as a source. The comments in this video are so stupid but surprisingly they got some likes.

Oh yeah, and second, YOU really need help if you think anyone that uses ED gets laid. When you use ED, you sign your soul to glue your virginity to you like ugly on an ape. And you agree with ED, which is has the most unfunny racism and trolling on the internet. Nobody is forcing you to watch it, and it's worth watching more than watching your videos.
And you belong in the backround with those teens, you look like them.

You tell me if these guys sound girly:

/watch?v=WTW8_PgzMjk

And how is friendship girly? What are you, some antisocial nerd? You don't have any friends? Why don't you meet some actual bronies? The thing is, do you know how the editors and users of ED look? They look just like the picture of "bronies" they put up. They're all acne-faced teens and no lifers. Look ED up in Urban Dictionary, and see what REAL people say about the site, and look up bronies there too because ED is biased shit.

I watched your video, waste of time, you just repeated the shit on the website, and you take it as the "truth" and ED is ALL lies. So you agree with it? Here's a quote from the page "Zecora - A negress zebra. Uses voodoo magic, like all black people." And would you mind looking up "Encyclopedia Dramatica" on UrbanDictionary and Uncyclopedia.

You don't know what the truth is, you don't know any bronies and have never met any, so you immediatly believe what a bunch of virgins say.

Wow, you think you have muscle? I saw that sleeveless shirt, flex as hard as you can, but you're just folding your skin.

Plus the people who watch the show, are just regular people. Have you seen the people that use Encyclopedia Dramatica? ED is the anus of the internet where virgins, fags, and pedophiles go when they get kicked off of 4chan. When you reference ED in an argument, you just lost, becuase the motto "for the lulz" means NOTHING there is true.

Oh yeah, and to prove that Encyclopedia Dramatic is total batshit, take a look at the "swastica" it takes a antisocial no-lifer to actually bother to search through something he HATES just to find a shred of anything to try to condem it, so yes, you are practically going to keep your virginity as long as those Dramatica nerds. That's not opinion, it's hate. And a brony can kick your skinny ass.

Plus the show premotes tolerance, how the fuck is that intentionally put there.

ED has more sides to it. Originally it was to hold a mirror for those in the wrong. For example sexist, racist or arrogant people. Sadly, these people edit the site too, making the weirded less informant pages appear. For example you have the men article and the woman article. BOTH SEXES where picked on in these pages. Then a very mysoginistic man came by who edited the man article, making there a total of 3 bash female articles and non for males. Sad devolutions.

Kid, we KNOW you never had sex before, and we know you never will. Look in the fucking mirror. You look like a fucking no lifer, you're scrawny, you use Encyclopedia Dramatica, and you STILL sit on your ass, making retarded videos about how much ponies make you angry. And I love how you said nothing factual was said in MB69RatedR's video YET YOU USED DRAMATICA AS YOUR SOURCE FOR INFORMATION! Do you understand Dramatica is "for the lulz" as in unfunny comedy that makes no actual sense?

 

[Judge Holden]

WAAARRRRGGHHHHBURNKILLBURRRRNNNok im done now

Honestly, If I were a manchild brony, I would just stay the fuck away from declaring jihad on ED. Lawd knows the amount of lolcows who have been created this way

 

[cypocryphy]

Yeah,usually when someone tries to go to "war" with ED it doesn't turn out well for them.

 

[Screaming Llama]

Seriously...WHO THE FUCK PUTS THAT UP FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE?!?!

CWC would have done it back in the day, if someone was clever enough to trick him into doing it. BlueSpike as Julie could have gotten him to do it.

EDIT: I will unashamedly admit to being a brony, but I am in NO way as sexist, misogynist, bigoted or socially dysfunctional as those assholes. I just want to enjoy ponies and share the joy with others.

I will happily defend Derpy, though. Derpy is best pony.

 

[A Random]

Then don't call yourself that, just say you're a fan of the show and don't contribute to the mass of fail they are defined by.

What, is it not enough to call yourself a fan of a girly show for little girls? People already are going to understand what you are. If you don't want to associate with them, then it might be best to actually *not associate with them*.