Crash Team Racing: Nitro-Fueled (CTR Remake) - Furfags Rejoice

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Which original racer do you wanna fuck the most?

  • Crash

    Votes: 2 3.9%
  • Coco

    Votes: 11 21.6%
  • Cortex

    Votes: 4 7.8%
  • N. Gin

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • N. Tropy

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Dingodile

    Votes: 3 5.9%
  • Tiny

    Votes: 2 3.9%
  • Polar

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Pura

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Ripper Roo

    Votes: 2 3.9%
  • Papu

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Joe

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Pinstripe

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Oxide

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fake Crash

    Votes: 6 11.8%
  • Penta Penguin

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Null

    Votes: 17 33.3%

  • Total voters
    51
If NST is a good benchmark, the trophy girls better make me question my sexuality
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This is what I've wanted ever since the N Sane Trilogy was announced. Yes, this was a Mario Kart ripoff, but holy shit, this was a good Mario Kart ripoff. Just the idea of this getting online is hyping me up like no one's business. TINY CRUSH PUNY CARS.
 
I remember being in love with this game back in the day. Super hyped to see it get a remaster.
 
Grew up unable to understand English, so never unlocked anyone in the game despite sinking probably hundreds of hours into it.

Now finally I can- oh wait. It's not just an exclusive, it's an exclusive to every console but PC. At least with Spyro I could understand Sony's usual jewism as they steal away Bloodborne etc from the rest of the world.

Here's hoping they somehow get it on Steam along with Spyro. Like, all the games praising the PSX-era lately have just been.. Shit? Platformers without online co-op. Racing games always with cars and not funky cartoony looks and mechanics. For a generation so eager to rub the meat while looking at old games, we certainly aren't getting many of them.

Everything is tied to random matchmaking and performance ratings. Silly RNG based games like CTR would do wonders for the performance anxiety a lot of games enforce today.
 
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