Yeah I meant sateen, cotton woven to look shiny, I always forget the word for some reason. When I was a kid it was always referred to as silk but I haven't done textile shit in a while. IDK what designer clothes are made out of.
I like how it doesn't address one of the most widely known concerns about joycon drift so you just know those models are going to have the same problems. Also all the new fancy stuff means nothing if you play docked, which is probably a good chunk of people. It's funny that they ran out of new features like halfway through the trailer and just went to showing that you can in fact play switch games on the new switch. Splatoon part is especially funny since it shows off the garbage online with him having to communicate with his team over his phone (think that's what it is) rather than in console party stuff.
I can already see the Nintendo boomers and usual retards preordering this thing for 350$ to play the same shitty games with a minor improved display.
It's worse when you have people that actually play games like Splatoon and keep defending to why the game shouldn't have a functioning voice chat. Something that usually any online shooter game has as a basic feature.
To be fair, they just call it the OLED model. Not Pro. Animal Crossing is probably the most popular game on Switch. It would be a smart move of them to just "Now you can play AC in OLED".
Ah yes
And given that Nintendo has a fuck up at least every other product, they will manage to botch the hardware step upgrade of the Switch - most likely. I'd give them a mulligan for this underwhelming announcement since they already did another minor Switch revision.
Clearly the reason Splatoon doesn't have voice chat and robust chat and clan features is so that Splatoon players can't use it to groom children. Nintendo knows their audience too well.
How late into the game could they have made this? You may have had some true covidians laugh a few months ago, but now things have almost completely winded down. Why would two aliens need masks either? How much do you want to bet most of this artists work for the past year plus somehow includes wuflu nonsense.
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Same reason they disavow competitive Smash which is 100% the right call.
I have a slightly different take: Disney has made some flops since the Golden Ages(s), but they've also done some technically masterful work: Frozen, Moana, and even The Mandalorian come to mind. The newer works are coldly calculated to pander to specific, profitable demographics with a tidal wave of disposable made in China tie-ins, on a greater scale than was ever the case in the past. So while I enjoy them for their production value and good story telling, they don't inspire the same warmth and nostalgia in me that the older works, which were the product of those creative teams and specific voice actors/animators, do.
I find how obese/portly they are to be the most depressing; the tie-dye t-shirts only draw more attention to it.
100%
Nintendo is a dumpster fire, but this is based and something to respect them for. So much sulking on plebbit before AC was released on the Switch, for it to have no genders. Guess what, mode is just a more indirect word for gender. And for people to not understand this, just proves they have to learn to read. Hated analysing texts in school, but at least I learned something
Because any Nintendie over the age of 15 is a Bob Chipman who blisters their dick to R34 of Peach and Pauline.
The ironic part is the other Nintendo Switch revision, the Switch Lite, is a much better deal since you can play these console quality games on a mobile version for a cheaper price yet Nintendo Consoomers will shell out even more money for the bare minimum with the OLED
I'd be fine with this if this was some sort of advertisement or shilling that she was paid to do since people need to make their money, but it's clear this woman is a consoomer.
