Cuntspiracy Man
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- Joined
- Apr 29, 2021
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the whole pandemic panic was a perfect example of modern mass psychogenic illness, people think it doesn't happen anymore because of the magical effects of the Current Year^tm, but it does, it simply isn't as obvious because the world at large has broader beliefs and more diverse psychological states than a small disjointed community, so instead of everyone meowing or dancing or seeing gnomes pop out everywhere, they get crazy in ways that are less objective and noticeable, like a collective case of paranoiaEven when lots of the Asians tried calling out the Tyrones who were shoving people in front of trains, they got shut down
Whenever I think about the lockdowns and pandemic besides I lost my study abroad program, I keep thinking about how the celebrities got together and sang imagine, pissing everyone off including me. What a fucking time.
and it was like watching everyone fall back on some kinda tribal magical thinking, proof of what happens when people encounter a manufactured problem they can't solve
"if i wear a mask it'll go away... ok, it didn't, maybe if we all wear a mask, and stay away from eachother! what? we still need to go to work? ok, the workplace is a magical zone where distancing doesn't matter, we only need to stay 2 feet apart outside... unless you're doing something i deem important, then it no countsies! oh there's a vaccine now? we gotta take it to be safe! what? you're not letting me out of the house even though i took the vax? oh fuck, everyone has to take it or i'm not safe! everyone in my vacinity took it? uhhh, ok, but someone out there didn't take it so we're still not safe! oh the vaccine doesn't actually work... but it's SAFER if we take it, right? now everyone needs to get the vax but take off the masks and go back to work? wait wait about about- now the vax doesn't work and we need a booster? but i only just got i- NOW THE BOOSTER DOESN'T WORK? WAIT, WHAT ABOUT DISTANCI- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE FIRING ME FOR SAYING THE VAX DOESN'T WORK, YOU JUST SAID IT DOESN'T? WHAT? WEAR A MASK? NO MASK? WEAR A MASK AGAIN? 2 FEET APART? DO THE HOCKEY POCKEY? TO THE WINDOW? TO THE WALL?"