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Our favorite sports gamer Troydan is back now consuming Taco Bell food that contains 10,000+ calories. And I must say:

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Yes, he actually shaved his eyebrows after losing a game of NBA 2K in a challenge of some sorts.

This does not look like the face of a happy consumer of fast food.
 
Valkorion said:
How the fuck does someone consume that much food? I'd be barfing my insides out after half of that.
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They probably do barf it all out off camera, or they go the nikocado route and become the definition of a sphere.
Or both
 
albert the programmer said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h89DrBFj3YQ
Our favorite sports gamer Troydan is back now consuming Taco Bell food that contains 10,000+ calories. And I must say:

View attachment 3131135Yes, he actually shaved his eyebrows after losing a game of NBA 2K in a challenge of some sorts.

This does not look like the face of a happy consumer of fast food.
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I enjoyed watching that way more than I should have. Watching him squirm and writhe was oddly satisfying.

Valkorion said:
How the fuck does someone consume that much food? I'd be barfing my insides out after half of that.
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He said he vomited four times.
 
albert the programmer said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h89DrBFj3YQ
Our favorite sports gamer Troydan is back now consuming Taco Bell food that contains 10,000+ calories. And I must say:

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Yes, he actually shaved his eyebrows after losing a game of NBA 2K in a challenge of some sorts.

This does not look like the face of a happy consumer of fast food.
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He mentioned he's from Canada and there's not many Taco Bells in his providence. Are there no Mexican's in Canada? The way he falls apart eating Taco Bell and mispronounces common Spanish names like Baja tell me salt & pepper are the hardest spices he had.
 
Yaks said:
IT'S TIME TO CONSUME.

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This is Lisa Courtney, the record holder for the biggest pokemon collection. Between 2016 and 2021, her collection went from 12,127 items to 21,000.

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Ron Broomfield with 1,600 gnomes. Though to be fair to Ron, who is pictured delightfully in the back dressed as a gnome, he's been working on that for 50 years, so not even remotely as bad as it could be. He consumes the gnomes, but they don't consume him.

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Ta-Bo, who rents a 3 bedroom apartment in Tokyo for his over 100 love dolls. He can fuck each of them 3 times a year if he wants to get through all of them.

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Yvette Dardenne with over 60,000 tin boxes.
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I just remembered this exists in my city. Creepy as fuck but suposedly it was just a gag thing that turned into an art piece and most are recovered from the trash and giveaways. .

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And there's a truck version too. The truck is actually older than the balcony. Two different guys but they are friends or something i think.

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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
I just remembered this exists in my city. Creepy as fuck but suposedly it was just a gag thing that turned into an art piece and most are recovered from the trash and giveaways. .

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And there's a truck version too. The truck is actually older than the balcony. Two different guys but they are friends or something i think.

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Don't forget about the Island of the Dolls

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glass_houses said:
I enjoyed watching that way more than I should have. Watching him squirm and writhe was oddly satisfying.


He said he vomited four times.
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I found the part where he said that. When I said I would be barfing my insides out after half of that, that meant I would definitely stop eating after that happened. But this guy? He resumes eating after having puked, and does that for four times. If I were his doctor, I'd give him a reaming if I caught wind of this.
 
Valkorion said:
I found the part where he said that. When I said I would be barfing my insides out after half of that, that meant I would definitely stop eating after that happened. But this guy? He resumes eating after having puked, and does that for four times. If I were his doctor, I'd give him a reaming if I caught wind of this.
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People have done far stranger things than just eat and vomit in the quest for money and attention.
 
Tootsie Bear said:
He mentioned he's from Canada and there's not many Taco Bells in his providence. Are there no Mexican's in Canada? The way he falls apart eating Taco Bell and mispronounces common Spanish names like Baja tell me salt & pepper are the hardest spices he had.
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To be fairer to him than his attention seeking soy ass deserves, I fell apart both times I've had Taco Bell and my go to comfort food is a good chicken madras.
Taco Bell is some foul shit.
 
Are you a millennial in your thirties? Did you waste your twenties fucking around? Are you in a dead end starter job for teenagers because you are stupid? Do you have the opposite of savings, living on credit like a slave? Are you so single your friends’ weddings are a distant memory? Are your friends starting to drive you mad with pictures of cherub cheeked babes cooing maddeningly on your timeline?

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Don’t worry, Afterpay’s got your back! Now your fur babies can have the wedding of your dreams- even if you only have $40 in the bank! You won’t suffer the same fate as your mother- wishing and hoping your children get hitched.
 
Gay Mouth said:
Are you a millennial in your thirties? Did you waste your twenties fucking around? Are you in a dead end starter job for teenagers because you are stupid? Do you have the opposite of savings, living on credit like a slave? Are you so single your friends’ weddings are a distant memory? Are your friends starting to drive you mad with pictures of cherub cheeked babes cooing maddeningly on your timeline?

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Don’t worry, Afterpay’s got your back! Now your fur babies can have the wedding of your dreams- even if you only have $40 in the bank! You won’t suffer the same fate as your mother- wishing and hoping your children get hitched.
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:stress:

Shig O'nella said:
To be fairer to him than his attention seeking soy ass deserves, I fell apart both times I've had Taco Bell and my go to comfort food is a good chicken madras.
Taco Bell is some foul shit.
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I come from a country that doesn't have Taco Bell but I heard this from Americans a lot. Apparently, Taco Bell food is one of the best laxatives on Earth, could someone enlighten me?
 
Gay Mouth said:
Are you a millennial in your thirties? Did you waste your twenties fucking around? Are you in a dead end starter job for teenagers because you are stupid? Do you have the opposite of savings, living on credit like a slave? Are you so single your friends’ weddings are a distant memory? Are your friends starting to drive you mad with pictures of cherub cheeked babes cooing maddeningly on your timeline?

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Don’t worry, Afterpay’s got your back! Now your fur babies can have the wedding of your dreams- even if you only have $40 in the bank! You won’t suffer the same fate as your mother- wishing and hoping your children get hitched.
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The fact it's a frenchie and some way larger dog too, I would hope they are neutered if the bulldog is female. :cryblood:
"Furbaby" dumbassery packaged all in one advertisement.
 
Gay Mouth said:
Are you a millennial in your thirties? Did you waste your twenties fucking around? Are you in a dead end starter job for teenagers because you are stupid? Do you have the opposite of savings, living on credit like a slave? Are you so single your friends’ weddings are a distant memory? Are your friends starting to drive you mad with pictures of cherub cheeked babes cooing maddeningly on your timeline?

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Don’t worry, Afterpay’s got your back! Now your fur babies can have the wedding of your dreams- even if you only have $40 in the bank! You won’t suffer the same fate as your mother- wishing and hoping your children get hitched.
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I'll gladly take the hats on this one.
I fucking hate the term "fur babies" and any variation of "-baby"/"-parent" that's not towards an actual family.
You can just smell the dried-up eggs.
 

Going to an NBA game only to buy every food item on the menu is why many hardcore NBA fans of the 90’s are calling this new generation of NBA fans soft and weak.
 
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