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Valkorion said:
I come from a country that doesn't have Taco Bell but I heard this from Americans a lot. Apparently, Taco Bell food is one of the best laxatives on Earth, could someone enlighten me?
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There isn't much more to say beyond that. It's the cheapest shittiest food you can imagine and I would hesitate to use it as livestock feed let alone give it to humans.
 
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It's amazing how they all have the same format, same monotone voiceover, same empty lifestyle portrayed...
...is this some kind of "recruitment campaign" by big tech or just bugpeople being bugpeople?
 
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All this is fascinating. Taco Bell in Australia, while granted, not fantastic, is still made out of identifiable meat. I wonder if it's because they're softening us up before they start dishing out the gloop or if it's because we have better food laws.
 
glass_houses said:
All this is fascinating. Taco Bell in Australia, while granted, not fantastic, is still made out of identifiable meat. I wonder if it's because they're softening us up before they start dishing out the gloop or if it's because we have better food laws.
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Better food laws.
 
HerrKlicks said:
I guess this falls under consoomer culture as well?
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It's amazing how they all have the same format, same monotone voiceover, same empty lifestyle portrayed...
...is this some kind of "recruitment campaign" by big tech or just bugpeople being bugpeople?
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Has corpo PR stench all over. Those D-girls might not even work where they say but either way what they are doing is so souless.

Reminds me of the Dark Academia meme, they are trying so hard to make a glamorous larp but is just stuck up, shallow and pretentious. Its being a fucking poser.



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glass_houses said:
All this is fascinating. Taco Bell in Australia, while granted, not fantastic, is still made out of identifiable meat. I wonder if it's because they're softening us up before they start dishing out the gloop or if it's because we have better food laws.
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Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Better food laws.
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KFC cannot even establish in my country, because they refuse to adhere to the local food laws. Which is bs, because Burger King and McDonalds has been here for way long. Only difference is the meat is better quality than in other countries. But you know, too expensive to serve anything else than slop.
 
Donttouch2323 said:
They make their food using a weird meat paste. It seems to make everyone sick.
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Sleazy Car Salesman said:
There isn't much more to say beyond that. It's the cheapest shittiest food you can imagine and I would hesitate to use it as livestock feed let alone give it to humans.
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Thank you both. When I visit the United States, I'm going to avoid Taco Bell like the plague.

HerrKlicks said:
I guess this falls under consoomer culture as well?
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consoom2.mp4
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It's amazing how they all have the same format, same monotone voiceover, same empty lifestyle portrayed...
...is this some kind of "recruitment campaign" by big tech or just bugpeople being bugpeople?
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Just :story:. I love how the first two start off by saying "I'm in my early twenties and I work a fancy job in a fancy company", and then mention having classes in passing, also the first girl's notes clearly looked like a student's notes. No way in hell you have such a job at such a company in your early fucking twenties. They are student interns at best. And they can keep their damn rabbit food, I'm not eating that shit either.

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Has corpo PR stench all over. Those D-girls might not even work where they say but either way what they are doing is so souless.

Reminds me of the Dark Academia meme, they are trying so hard to make a glamorous larp but is just stuck up, shallow and pretentious. Its being a fucking poser.



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This whole "dark academia" thing basically amounts to "tell me you study a useless humanities subject without telling me you study a useless humanities subject". Side note: "sticky sweet drops of vodka". Clearly, someone has never touched vodka before.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Has corpo PR stench all over. Those D-girls might not even work where they say but either way what they are doing is so souless.

Reminds me of the Dark Academia meme, they are trying so hard to make a glamorous larp but is just stuck up, shallow and pretentious. Its being a fucking poser.



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This is all?
I always thought Dark Academia was rooted in certain fandoms people were afraid they would 'outgrow' like Harry Potter and some shit.
It's basically if you threw a hipster, a nerd and a goth chick into a blender and added plenty of soy milk to dilute it?
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Smart move, avoid all fast food is possible, even the relatively decent stuff still isn't great.
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So, it's best to just go to, I don't know how to phrase it better, a real restaurant instead of the fast food chains. I mean, American cuisine is great when it is made with higher quality ingredients.

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Being an intellectual is about buying the right blazer to pose with holding a book.
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These assholes turn academia into a fucking fashion statement.

HerrKlicks said:
This is all?
I always thought Dark Academia was rooted in certain fandoms people were afraid they would 'outgrow' like Harry Potter and some shit.
It's basically if you threw a hipster, a nerd and a goth chick into a blender and added plenty of soy milk to dilute it?
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It seems like a "mature" continuation of the overall theme of the insufferable teen girl who is not like the other girls and writes retarded poetry and fanfiction, and who's into actors like Ben Whishaw or Benedict Cumberbatch.
 
Valkorion said:
It seems like a "mature" continuation of the overall theme of the insufferable teen girl who is not like the other girls and writes retarded poetry and fanfiction, and who's into actors like Ben Whishaw or Benedict Cumberbatch.
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"I'm not like the other girls"

*suffers a psychotic episode and bashes your head in with her typewriter while you sleep*
 
Valkorion said:
So, it's best to just go to, I don't know how to phrase it better, a real restaurant instead of the fast food chains. I mean, American cuisine is great when it is made with higher quality ingredients.
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That's a pretty perfect way to phrase it, Americans word it like that too.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Has corpo PR stench all over. Those D-girls might not even work where they say but either way what they are doing is so souless.

Reminds me of the Dark Academia meme, they are trying so hard to make a glamorous larp but is just stuck up, shallow and pretentious. Its being a fucking poser.



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Nothing says "I'm here for the job interview" quite like grandma's sweater and combat boots.
 
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