Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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To add, I'm amazed that these "kawaii uwu gamur gurl snack" rooms aren't crawling with ants and cockroaches.
 
:story: when she smothered her toast in sprinkles I lost it, can she not go a single snack or meal without an exorbitant amount of sugar?
This is Australia and New Zealand's fault:
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To add, I'm amazed that these "kawaii uwu gamur gurl snack" rooms aren't crawling with ants and cockroaches.
Who said they aren't? We've already seen this when TikTok was still just Weibo.
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There are a LOT of videos in #messyroom


Did you watch the video? Her face is in the video two times at least.

She does not look healthy, but less about size, just she looks overall unhealthy.
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This chick has three iPhones

And two Galaxy Flips:
 
Did you watch the video? Her face is in the video two times at least.

She does not look healthy, but less about size, just she looks overall unhealthy.
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Newfag is acting tough against their senpai, eh?
I'm not giving you any dumb-rating, because that's what plebbitors does, but this was very fucking stupid. It would be much better if you just posted the screenshots and left it at that. Instead of picking a fight with me.

If there is anything, it rather seems like YOU didn't read my comment. I don't see anything in my comment where I didn't describe the hog accurately. Yes, she isn't obese, but she is definitely chubby/fat.

Even though I have a faggy animu avatar, I won't let this slip by!
#stopasianhate
Sorry, I had to. I'm influenced by the Life is Strange-streams.
 
This is Australia and New Zealand's fault:
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Who said they aren't? We've already seen this when TikTok was still just Weibo.
There are a LOT of videos in #messyroom
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This chick has three iPhones
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And two Galaxy Flips:
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I feel like adding all that shit onto fairy bread defeats the point of it. It's literally butter and sprinkles, why the fuck do you need strawberries and whipped cream.


And the phones that Jook has...she probably doesn't even use them really outside of showing them off. I mean, for fucks sake, they have all these charms and dangling shit, it would be hell to have those in a pocket or purse and not get them caught on something.

I really hate these consoomer types because they spend ALL this money on tech only to play dress up. And don't think I noticed that pink iMac in the background.
 
Who said they aren't? We've already seen this when TikTok was still just Weibo.
There are a LOT of videos in #messyroom
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In the immortal words of Max Goof...
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But seriously, how fucking hard is it to buy a hamper, set aside a "cleaning day" that at best takes an hour and a half (depending on where you live), and trash/donate half of that shit to a Goodwill? I get the notion that women tend to be the messier sex, but criminy, landfills are cleaner than these wastelands.

Now I sound like my mom...
 
This probably isn't your cousin, but this is one of the first results for "gothic steampunk wedding":
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It looks vaguely normal until you look at each one individually.
I think it's funny that the groomsmen clearly put way more effort into having their outfits be on theme than the bridesmaids
 
In the immortal words of Max Goof...
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But seriously, how fucking hard is it to buy a hamper, set aside a "cleaning day" that at best takes an hour and a half (depending on where you live), and trash/donate half of that shit to a Goodwill? I get the notion that women tend to be the messier sex, but criminy, landfills are cleaner than these wastelands.

Now I sound like my mom...
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Life imitates art.
 
There are a LOT of videos in #messyroom
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The only good video of the bunch is the old lady (minus the danger hair just sitting there pointing) talking about not getting overwhelmed with cleaning and taking it slow. A lot of these consoomers are just hoarders, made clear by the lack of care in their living conditions and the focus on adding to the hoard, which is one of the reason I greatly dislike any of the consoomer 'lifestyle' being praised or encouraged. It's a legit mental illness that those suffering from it don't see it as one and a lot of these consoomers posted in thread are either on their way to becoming a hoarder or already there.

The sad thing is that for kids that grew up in hoarder houses they either become OCD neat freaks to an unhealthy level or start to fall into the same hoarding/messy living conditions they grew up in and it can take a lot of mental work to break out of either. Probably some of the consoomers posted in thread fall into this category. That old ladies advice is a good example of helpful both in actual advice but also in presentation as a helpful (non-judging) parent since for many children of hoarders they grew up lacking those from their own parents. If anyone wants to see the depressing outcome of self-realization from hoarders/consoomers there's of course a reddit community r/hoarding and the even more depressing r/childofhoarder full of venting from those currently stuck living with hoarders or dealing with the lingering trauma.
 
The only good video of the bunch is the old lady (minus the danger hair just sitting there pointing) talking about not getting overwhelmed with cleaning and taking it slow. A lot of these consoomers are just hoarders, made clear by the lack of care in their living conditions and the focus on adding to the hoard, which is one of the reason I greatly dislike any of the consoomer 'lifestyle' being praised or encouraged. It's a legit mental illness that those suffering from it don't see it as one and a lot of these consoomers posted in thread are either on their way to becoming a hoarder or already there.

The sad thing is that for kids that grew up in hoarder houses they either become OCD neat freaks to an unhealthy level or start to fall into the same hoarding/messy living conditions they grew up in and it can take a lot of mental work to break out of either. Probably some of the consoomers posted in thread fall into this category. That old ladies advice is a good example of helpful both in actual advice but also in presentation as a helpful (non-judging) parent since for many children of hoarders they grew up lacking those from their own parents. If anyone wants to see the depressing outcome of self-realization from hoarders/consoomers there's of course a reddit community r/hoarding and the even more depressing r/childofhoarder full of venting from those currently stuck living with hoarders or dealing with the lingering trauma.

Oof, I read those subreddits. That is tough, I am kind of glad a lot of these consoomers featured here are too sucked into their consooming to want kids as it would eat into their spending money which might be a good thing as these people shouldn't have kids because of how selfish they are.
 
It's ok, she got over it.
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The fact that there's a $60 plastic statue jammed into a PC case is really just triggering my fucking anxiety in a funny way. Things made of like the same shit amiibos are made out of and considering I've seen videos where people literally melt amiibos into a sludge inside their ovens because funny I know there's a chance a liquified Paimon is going to fucking destroy this woman's pc if she leaves it on too long.

The small figures are from like cheap blindbox quarter machine balls and due to consoomer shit reasons the one I wanted to get when I found out about them is scalped for 200 on ebay. It's literally just a set of the normal ones for some wacky price like $70 or $80 or the "uncommon/secret" one for 200 dollars. Fuck that shit for real.
 
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There are a LOT of videos in #messyroom
It's easy to be messy when you have 500 skincare things and 200 fast fashion shirts which probably end up on the floor because she tried them on and realized they look bad and threw them there.

Thread tax, found this stepford decorating hoarder who redoes the mcmansion decor seemingly every month:
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It's easy to be messy when you have 500 skincare things and 200 fast fashion shirts which probably end up on the floor because she tried them on and realized they look bad and threw them there.

Thread tax, found this stepford decorating hoarder who redoes the mcmansion decor seemingly every month:
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Jesus, you sure that’s not just Jim Carrey in a wig?
 
But seriously, how fucking hard is it to buy a hamper, set aside a "cleaning day" that at best takes an hour and a half (depending on where you live), and trash/donate half of that shit to a Goodwill?

Extremely difficult bordering on impossible when the vast majority of what is scattered around is cheap plastic stuff/fast fashion trash. When nothing has real value and won’t last more than a few uses, deciding what to to keep is a gruelling task. Which is one of the many reasons these people just wait until the situation gets critical and the throw everything out but in a trendy way aka decluttering.
 
And the phones that Jook has...she probably doesn't even use them really outside of showing them off. I mean, for fucks sake, they have all these charms and dangling shit, it would be hell to have those in a pocket or purse and not get them caught on something.
Also, wouldn't all the charms make it impossible to charge on a wireless charger? You'd have to take the case off every time.
But seriously, how fucking hard is it to buy a hamper, set aside a "cleaning day" that at best takes an hour and a half (depending on where you live), and trash/donate half of that shit to a Goodwill?
Or pay a cleaning person. I know I say this all the time but honestly, guys, it's worth it. It doesn't have to be that expensive or that often, but if you're really that incapable of keeping your place clean just shell out the cash and have someone else do it.
There's so much stigma against it because people don't want to be seen as too lazy to clean their own place, but honestly it's really ok.
If anyone wants to see the depressing outcome of self-realization from hoarders/consoomers there's of course a reddit community r/hoarding and the even more depressing r/childofhoarder full of venting from those currently stuck living with hoarders or dealing with the lingering trauma.
The children of hoarders and people with related issues have my deep sympathies. One the one hand they have to deal with their parent, but when they take steps to cut themselves off and make their own lives, they fear the judgement of others for "abandoning" their parents. It's awful.
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The short version is that there is a lot of wasted power.
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The wear and tear thing is very true. I've always thought it was a planned obsolescence thing. With enough charging, eventually the pins bend or break and then you have a phone that works fine but can't be charged so you "have" to get a new one.
 
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