Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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The Lawgiver said:
I've gotten in fights with people who don't live in america or just don't live near me about this. I try telling them we have all these old abandoned/vacant warehouse lots or empty spaces that just never get used while the last bits of nature keep getting bulldozed for these "affordable housing" LUXURY APARTMENTS THAT ARE NOT AFFORDABLE AND AS A RESULT STAY BASICALLY FUCKING EMPTY SAVE FOR A FEW PEOPLE AND JUST TAKE UP SPACE BUT NO THEY KEEP BUILDING MORE OF THE FUCKING THINGS. Ever since corona hit this shit's been going into overdrive. Every time I bring this shit up it gets framed like I don't want people to have a place to live when No! I want them to have a place to live! We have land being left to rot unused by fucking real estate fuckers, and yet the government seems to only use imminent domain to fuck with people trying to live in a fucking house or outside an urban sprawl hellscape. There are rotting long dead Kmarts, SEARS, and other shit all over the place! Do they get taken and used for these fucking things? No!
Fuck this shit man, fuck this shit. This issue isn't even locked to the state I live in which makes it more insane that people try spinning shit like I don't want people to have places to live.
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Brother outside of the US it's even worse. At least you guys have a semblance of quality control when it comes to real estate. And people aren't forced to buy these flats by the mafia-government. They don't physically assault people if they don't want the warehouse they own to be bulldozed to build the new buildings.

And where do these things happen, you may ask?

Let me present you Belgrade Waterfront​

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Now it's full of wanabe influencer types. I've never seen as many in the same place. Full of busted baboon lips fake blonde prosties with their bald beta provider photographing them.
The mafia in power is trying so hard to make their corrupted shithole the new Dubai lol.

Honestly second and third world consoomerism and wanabe macbling in general should be studied. Russians have such awful taste in general. One of these days I'll post my finds here.
 
Islam Karimov said:
Honestly second and third world consoomerism and wanabe macbling in general should be studied.
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Honey put on your Gucci printed Minions pajamas and get your Disney Elemental blanket, let’s sit on plastic stools in front of our massive flatscreen and watch Tiktoks on full volume. The massive peel and stick tiles we’ve used to cover our concrete floor are molding on account of our country having 90% humidity year round so we’ll need to replace them- gold tinted fake marble should match nicely with the Rococo wallpaper we bought off Temu. While we’re at it, another ten gimmick items featuring pooping cartoon animals and children will nicely complement our home and give others the impression that we’re upwardly mobile. Say, would you like to join me at the Neymar themed cafe, where we can enjoy what equates to a hot dog bun piled with a pound of Nutella? We could buy some cheetah print blankets to go with our Disney Frozen sheets right next door!
 
whiterock said:
Honey put on your Gucci printed Minions pajamas and get your Disney Elemental blanket, let’s sit on plastic stools in front of our massive flatscreen and watch Tiktoks on full volume. The massive peel and stick tiles we’ve used to cover our concrete floor are molding on account of our country having 90% humidity year round so we’ll need to replace them- gold tinted fake marble should match nicely with the Rococo wallpaper we bought off Temu. While we’re at it, another ten gimmick items featuring pooping cartoon animals and children will nicely complement our home and give others the impression that we’re upwardly mobile. Say, would you like to join me at the Neymar themed cafe, where we can enjoy what equates to a hot dog bun piled with a pound of Nutella? We could buy some cheetah print blankets to go with our Disney Frozen sheets right next door!
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I don't think I've ever heard of a better breakdown on this particular aesthetic, yet I've been trying to find a name for it for ages and just cannot
but this
this is what I think of when I think of people who legitimately find emoji throw pillows appealing and like the look of mugs that say something like 'keep calm and have some coffee' on them in eighteen different fonts somehow
I guess "trashy" is a good word for it, but it's more
specific
 
Gentlebastard said:
Maybe you're thinking of "nigger rich"?
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I know we're meant to be like saying this shit is bad and retarded but I fucking love this video. Just absolute dogshit worst possible things you could buy and a remix of a fucking dubstep song. It's just beautiful. If I had oil tycoon money I would commission people to do this for me just so I can have more of these videos.

 
femboy fart huffer said:
I know we're meant to be like saying this shit is bad and retarded but I fucking love this video. Just absolute dogshit worst possible things you could buy and a remix of a fucking dubstep song. It's just beautiful. If I had oil tycoon money I would commission people to do this for me just so I can have more of these videos.

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My God it's glorious. Like Spencer's Gifts or the Galt Flea Market but for billionaires.


Edit: I really hope that these things being encased in resin means that after WW3 it's all that remains of our civilization. It would be fascinating to know what future archaeologists think about it.
 
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Lady Bizness said:
My God it's glorious. Like Spencer's Gifts or the Galt Flea Market but for billionaires.
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All I'm saying is if I don't die with a fucking holographic joker fake bank card metal rug floor decoration thing then I have fucking failed in life. I don't want kids I want swag.

Ok lol this is made by a dutch art gallery type shit not just some random billionaire. Goes by cjs gallery. Looking at the prices they're asking like 10k euro for most of the things in the video. I say this not because it's that interesting but because the fucking dubstep is not an edit the dubstep and editing are their own fucking choice, that's how they uploaded the video. [A]

And for I think mostly just the brits. He's committed to the lifestyle.
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God's poorest stony soldier.
 
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femboy fart huffer said:
I know we're meant to be like saying this shit is bad and retarded but I fucking love this video. Just absolute dogshit worst possible things you could buy and a remix of a fucking dubstep song. It's just beautiful. If I had oil tycoon money I would commission people to do this for me just so I can have more of these videos.

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A HOLOGRAPHIC JOKER CREDIT CARD!?!?!?!?!?!?

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femboy fart huffer said:
(ESLslop video)
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How many sigma lion swag paintings and resin coffee tables have been destroyed in the Israel vs Gaza/Hezbollah/Iran conflicts? That part of the world is a hotspot for dogshit Youtube shorts art on both sides. The UN should sponsor a goodwill project for Israel and Palestine to collaborate on producing joker themed home decor, it might bring them together.
 
Gentlebastard said:
Maybe you're thinking of "nigger rich"?
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i want to specifically state this aesthetic is not directly correlated to to neither consumerism nor level of wealth
I'm more talking about the look itself, the state of mind that makes you enjoy everything inane
the product in question might even be expensive,sometimes it's even by a luxury brand, but it still has that walmart chic look to it

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Gentlebastard said:
Maybe you're thinking of "nigger rich"?
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"Nigger rich" generally refers to the fleeting moments of financial carelessness when a check of some sort is cashed, whether that be EBT, child support, disability, or - unlikely but still possible - an actual paycheck. It means to blow all of the check on frivolous shit because you only see $1,000 in the bank and don't rationalize that most of that needs to go toward bills.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
I've been trying to find a name for it for ages and just cannot
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First hand thrifter? Closest thing I can think of. The person that buys the shit you'd see in the 50p section of a charity shop and wonder who the fuck would ever buy that, aside from they buy it at full price and they're the ones who end up burdening the charity shops with it.
Or maybe middle class aspiring? As in poor people/on benefits that spend their entire paycheque with the specific intent to make their house look like something you'd see in a nice middle class family house, but they cannot afford that and so buy things that somewhat resemble it but not quite. The things that were probably designed to be middle class but no one in the middle class bought it and so it gets palmed off to the poors who think it's middle class.
Or honestly just full time facebook mum.
 
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