Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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WelperHelper99 said:
I mean the SKS will still probably be there. Have one, love it. People buy then get rid of them once they get a AK or something similar unless they REALLY like it (like me). I think pawn shops will definitely change, but they'll still have the classics
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Why would you get rid of an SKS? Shit is durable as heck and beat the living shit out of the US army in not one but TWO wars.

When the nigger/zombie/whatever apocalypse happens, you can be sure that the survivors will be carrying an SKS and they will be worth their weight in gold.
bliblblblbbllb said:
Yes they do. At my job no fewer than 5 women (Out of maybe 25) are Stanley cup people. They each must own at least 3 of them (I know one of them owns 15) and talk about wanting the new ones all the time. It's a status symbol, they want them seen on the break table and to be seen carrying them around.

Very similar to the men who care so much about their shoes and don't lace them and leave the tags on to maintain their value, imo.

The rabid people are rarer than the more casual consoomer who simply goes "oh! Haha new color cup. I will buy it to show off at work/snapchat!" Even though they already own 5.

They'll be flooding thift stores and landfills in a few years.
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What the F is a Stanley cup?!
 
John Titor said:
Was it even a good game or do people only want it because there's only 5 in existence?
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You can probably download the rim at half a dozen sites.

Video game collecting is really retarded.

Randy Butternubs said:
Speakinhg of childrens board book propaganda a few posts ago reminded me of this. This was back in January 2023 I just never had a good place to post them. I always thought these Hershey ads were pretty funny.
Like, you have Supe's who y'know, classic "Be the change you wanna see" type stuff
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Then you have POCbatman who, even though less enthusiastically than supes, also encourages you to be good.
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Then you have wonder woman who has nothing besides telling you that she, a black woman, is Wonder Woman. Lol. Lmao even
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Is anyone but me Goddamn TIRED of seeing niggers everywhere in every ad?

Like, I wouldn’t have a problem if it was like 10% of ads or what their share of the population is.

Or if they used niggers in ads for nigger products like Newports or whatever.

But nope. Instead you get niggers in almost every single ad. IKEA? Nigger dad with his family. Phone company: Nigger and his white girlfriend. Bank? Another nigger family.

Shot is exhausting and makes me want to move to China or somewhere else where niggers aren’t worshipped.
 
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Twinkie said:
People compare it to beanie babies (some toy from the 90s?? idk) and maybe it's similar but I think social media makes people behave even worse.
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It's not quite the same, because the thing about Beanie Babies is that they were supposed to be an InVeStMeNt, and would some day be very valuable. Nobody thinks pink Stanley cups will pay for their kids' college.
 
Fapcop said:
What the F is a Stanley cup?!
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A basic cup that's been really popular for a few years
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But now with sPeCiaL LiMitEd eDiTiOns the craze is next-level.
 
Fapcop said:
Shot is exhausting and makes me want to move to China or somewhere else where niggers aren’t worshipped.
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Doesn't China have a sort of fascination with everything they deem 'western'? They're still not too fond of the negro, but they've become softer to it in recent years ever since it became the face of America-senpai
 
Randy Butternubs said:
Speakinhg of childrens board book propaganda a few posts ago reminded me of this. This was back in January 2023 I just never had a good place to post them. I always thought these Hershey ads were pretty funny.
Like, you have Supe's who y'know, classic "Be the change you wanna see" type stuff
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Then you have POCbatman who, even though less enthusiastically than supes, also encourages you to be good.
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Then you have wonder woman who has nothing besides telling you that she, a black woman, is Wonder Woman. Lol. Lmao even
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So why the fuck did they make the other two black, but not Superman? It is because he's an alien so he can't be a nigger?
 
These cups are so ugly. If you really are a basic bitch and want to replace your whole personality with a fucking water cup, at least get a cute one. With some tiny, adorable kiwi birds printed on it, for example?
 
Panzerfrau said:
These cups are so ugly. If you really are a basic bitch and want to replace your whole personality with a fucking water cup, at least get a cute one. With some tiny, adorable kiwi birds printed on it, for example?
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I googled this to see if there are any cute ones and apparenly a Kiwi Cup is some kind of hand pump suction device to assist with childbirth. Including a third keyword does bring up a few.
 
The Stanley cups are retarded. You can go on Amazon.co.jp and find regular Thermos bottles in all kinds of cute designs and pastel colors featuring Sanrio characters and they look a million times better and are reasonably priced. At least those dumb flavor pod bottles for water have a gimmick. There's nothing appealing about the Stanley cups
 
Twinkie said:
A basic cup that's been really popular for a few years
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But now with sPeCiaL LiMitEd eDiTiOns the craze is next-level.
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I went to the website and looked at the limited editions -
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Blue and pink..... How creative, but I guess you have to hand it to the marketing at Stanley, if there is one way to get women to buy more of these cups it's to make a pink version and say it's limited.

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Cuntspiracy Man said:
one common thing these people claim is that if you had certain kinds stomach surgeries, particularly "weight loss" surgery (which i still think is the dumbest name imaginable, that's like if we started advertising lobotomies as antidepression sur- oh wait...) are incapable of drinking plain water
i don't know why and i'm genuinely curious to know, maybe it's a lack of certain chemicals that makes you unable to keep it down, which these syrups supplement?
either way, it hardly matters, because most of the people in this community didn't have these surgeries and aren't documenting their healing process, they just do it cause it's *~*aesthetique*~*
but call em cringe and they'll always use the sick to vilify you for it
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It's not bc they can't drink normal ass water, it's because they are fat fuckers who can't slurp anything down their grease saturated gullet without it having a tastebud raping amount of flavor and sugar in it and their WLS will fail before it even began.
 
If you look up 'water tok' you'll see how far this Stanley cup crap goes. Saw a video for Stanley Cup accessories. Putting a cute little charm keychain around the the handle is popular. Putting a rubber skin around it that's cute and pink and cupcake-like. Replacing the lids with custom lids that has your name on it. Lids could be filled with sparkles or confetti. Straw tops like pencil toppers.

Found the video:


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GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8 said:
If you look up 'water tok' you'll see how far this Stanley cup crap goes. Saw a video for Stanley Cup accessories. Putting a cute little charm keychain around the the handle is popular. Putting a rubber skin around it that's cute and pink and cupcake-like. Replacing the lids with custom lids that has your name on it. Lids could be filled with sparkles or confetti. Straw tops like pencil toppers.

Found the video:


Faggot approved:
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the girls yearn for the era of cute flip phones

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Forsaken Wanderer said:
I went to the website and looked at the limited editions -
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Blue and pink..... How creative, but I guess you have to hand it to the marketing at Stanley, if there is one way to get women to buy more of these cups it's to make a pink version and say it's limited.

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I want to find the marketing goblin that came up with the "The Quencher" name and stuff one of them up his asshole, holy shit.
 
GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8 said:
If you look up 'water tok' you'll see how far this Stanley cup crap goes.
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Yep and water-tok itself is consoomer nonsense because it's all about how plain water isn't acceptable, you need to buy all these stupid drink powders and shit to mix in with your water (affiliate links in bio!!!! 💋).
(this video is kind of in defense of water-tok, but just to give an idea of what water-tok is, for the curious)
 
Twinkie said:
Yep and water-tok itself is consoomer nonsense because it's all about how plain water isn't acceptable, you need to buy all these stupid drink powders and shit to mix in with your water (affiliate links in bio!!!! 💋).
(this video is kind of in defense of water-tok, but just to give an idea of what water-tok is, for the curious)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QJcfH6-Qh_Y
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i'd be curious to force one of these women to live a month or so without anything 'cute' and see if they keel over

all the same comforts, not forced to live in squalor or anything, but just having to drink their water out of plain white cups and plain water bottles and not being allowed to document every moment of their lives
i reckon they'll go mad within a day


by the way, isn't this channel basically one of em "spilling the tea" channels? how the shit is a woman who's online presence culminates in discussing the goings-on of the interwebz gonna defend this trend with "umm why do you like... even care? like why does it matter? like why point it out yikes thats so weird like.... how does it affect you like... i don't get it??" that's so disingenuous man
 
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