Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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highlighter_shitposting said:
Old games tend yo lack QoL stuff, balance issues are pretty bad, ai is dumb, etc.
I am not some retard that chases newest games or anything. In fact, most new releases are aweful. But you don't need to go back to gameboy era to find good games
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Game AI peaked in the mid 2000s with stuff like FEAR, its been going downhill since then and games now have terrible AI because zoomers prefer to PATW.
 
The Ugly One said:
When COD came out in 2003, it was not well-regarded for its multiplayer, and there are plenty of MP games from the time that were expertly crafted by people who had been honing their design skills since the 1990s. Some of the best MP games from the ancient past continue to have dedicated fans, because they're that well designed and haven't ever really been surpassed. Gametracker lists 247 servers for 1999's Quake III arena still online. UT 2K4 still has a dedicated online player base as well, with 177 servers listed on Gametracker. Not bad for games that came out before this year's high school graduates were born.

It's borderline impossible surpass Quake III today, because it was made at a time when the most talented, experienced developers in the industry worked on small teams with comparatively tiny budgets, so they didn't need to ensure their games had the shallow learning curves and everyman appeal needed to pull in Call of Duty's sales numbers. If you want the talent of 1999's id software on your team, you're going to be looking at a $100m+ budget, and then you can't make an arena shooter with a punishing skill curve. You have to make COD.

Also should point out that TF2 came out in 2007, and after 15 years, it's still in the top ten on Steam. If something surpassed it, gamers didn't notice.
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All those games are easy to get and do not require a device 20 years out of protection
Also cs is still the best fps, TF2 is an adhd mess
 
Consoom specific IKEA chair, coomers!
That's right. We've reached the phase of marketing where a selling point for furniture is the boost it will give to your OnlyFans account.

The Viral IKEA Chair OnlyFans Models Love to Ride When it comes to twerking, dildo-riding and POV videos, nothing beats the TOBIAS
A purchase from IKEA is rarely ever an investment. More often than not, furniture from the affordable Swedish giant doesn’t even survive a move from one apartment to the next, and instead winds up discarded on the side of the road, a rotting pile of plywood that served its purpose but must now become one with the earth. But for some adult content creators, a $95 IKEA chair has paid for itself several times over.

The TOBIAS, as it’s called, is a clear chair affixed to a chrome base. “A transparent chair that mirrors its surroundings, it picks up the colors of the room and appears to be floating,” its IKEA description reads. “And because there’s flexibility in the seat, you may feel like you’re floating too.”

As DIY porn-makers have wisely noticed, this “floating” effect makes the chair the perfect tool for shooting POV videos, twerk clips, suction-cup dildo rides or even just showing off what their bits look like when smooshed into a chair. Search “transparent chair” or “clear chair” on Twitter or Pornhub, and you’ll see dozens of creative uses for such seating, with the TOBIAS among the most commonly used models. Top performers like Anya Braddock, Sexy Librarian and Callie Murphy have posted content with it as well.

“This chair from IKEA has got to be my best investment of 2021,” says OnlyFans creator Allie Luna in a TikTok with over five million views. In it, she shows off the chair and then, while her body is totally covered, appears to twerk over it in a reverse-straddle stance.
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After the video went viral, she made a series of follow-ups where she called the chair a “tax writeoff” and subtly suggested that there was a far more NSFW video of her in the chair, the link for which one might find on Twitter. (TikTok is often very strict about linking or mentioning OnlyFans, so many performers strategically lead their viewers to other platforms with more liberal policies.)

Apparently, this technique has been quite successful for Luna. “That TikTok has brought me in quite a bit of money in a short amount of time — well over 3,000 subscribers,” she tells me. To put that into perspective, Luna usually charges $15 a month on her OnlyFans, with a 50-percent discount for the first month. If 3,000 of those new subscribers paid $7.50 each, that means she netted around $22,500 before OnlyFans’ cut. For reference, that’s 236 TOBIAS chairs.
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As promised, Luna does sit on the TOBIAS in a number of her photos and videos, as well as a different clear chair from an unknown brand, mirrors, cakes, dildos and people with penises. As a little gift to all the new subscribers who came to her OnlyFans from her viral TOBIAS TikTok, she also shared a one-minute-long, free NSFW version — revealing that she is actually twerking on a dildo suctioned to the chair. I can’t say it makes good on IKEA’s promise of a “floating” chair, but who cares? There’s a hot woman on it! Twerking!

Plus, it’s functional. “As a creator, it’s really hard to find items to stick your toys to,” says Luna. “I see lots of people use windows, floors and bathtubs, but the chair worked so well. It was a bit of a ‘game-changing’ moment as a content creator and female who masturbates. I even had another creator/friend text me to ask if the suction was good because her suction toys were being neglected.”

As Luna stated in her TikTok, the TOBIAS has been a worthwhile investment. Now that it’s also contributed to her going viral and gaining thousands of new subscribers, that must be exponentially more true. Maybe adult creators will find ways to utilize other IKEA classics, too — anyone know if a MALM dresser is safe to twerk on?
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NoReturn said:
Consoom specific IKEA chair, coomers!
That's right. We've reached the phase of marketing where a selling point for furniture is the boost it will give to your OnlyFans account.

The Viral IKEA Chair OnlyFans Models Love to Ride When it comes to twerking, dildo-riding and POV videos, nothing beats the TOBIAS

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Why the fuck has porn become this casual? What’s the equivalent for men? Professional gaming? At least being a video game streamer doesn’t seem to have a stigma attached to it, or does it?
 
NoReturn said:
Consoom specific IKEA chair, coomers!
That's right. We've reached the phase of marketing where a selling point for furniture is the boost it will give to your OnlyFans account.

The Viral IKEA Chair OnlyFans Models Love to Ride When it comes to twerking, dildo-riding and POV videos, nothing beats the TOBIAS

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Doesn't say anything about that she actually earns something on onlyfans. She not fit or looking outside of normal. Just go to the nearest nightclub and don't be a retard, and you got yourself a doppelgänger for free.
 
George Lucas said:
At least being a video game streamer doesn’t seem to have a stigma attached to it, or does it?
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Speedrunners and Pro Smash Bros players do.


NoReturn said:
Consoom specific IKEA chair, coomers!
That's right. We've reached the phase of marketing where a selling point for furniture is the boost it will give to your OnlyFans account.
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George Lucas said:
Why the fuck has porn become this casual? What’s the equivalent for men? Professional gaming? At least being a video game streamer doesn’t seem to have a stigma attached to it, or does it?
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I dont think anyone would refuse to hire you for playing online unless you went 1000% edgy sperglord saying niggerniggernigger every 5 seconds.

On the other hand if you used to shove household items up your snatch/butt for money that might be a problem.
Car Won't Crank said:
What about Alien Isolation?
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Not even close.
 
Porn has become way too common and way too depraved.
Its ok to want some TnA but we have reached a point where there is a sizeable market for sneezing porn, furries collect fetishes the same way they collect pokemons as they pokemon go to molest kids and trannies are masturbating in every bathroom they can find.

Yes I think we have a porn problem guys.
And the solution is to nuke Israel, Melbourne and New york.
 
glass_houses said:
Humans have been making porn since we took up painting in caves. It's a natural human urge.

I will admit, however, that lately it's gotten waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of hand.
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There's a big difference between some crudely drawn boobs on a cave wall and 4k 120fps BDSM gif sets with infinite scrolling.

It'll probably (hopefully) end up like smoking- smoking pipes have been a thing and an important part of rituals in a lot of cultures for thousands of years, but when it became normalised and mass produced it became a huge health crisis. Maybe in 50 years people will look back wonder how we ever thought porn was harmless.
 
Montalbane said:
Yes I think we have a porn problem guys.
And the solution is to nuke Israel, Melbourne and New york.
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Why those places specifically? I can’t tell if I’m totally missing something referential, or if I’m totally missing some factual knowledge about those places. What’s the common thread?
 
cybertoaster said:
I dont think anyone would refuse to hire you for playing online unless you went 1000% edgy sperglord saying niggerniggernigger every 5 seconds.
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They would just refuse to hire you due to the large gaps in your employment history where you were effectively a NEET.
Peezus said:
Why those places specifically? I can’t tell if I’m totally missing something referential, or if I’m totally missing some factual knowledge about those places. What’s the common thread?
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Not sure about Melbourne but I assume it’s the hub for a certain ethnic / religious group in Australia. A group that keeps getting kicked out of nations and never having the self reflection to ask themselves why.
 
Hoi Polloi said:
There's a big difference between some crudely drawn boobs on a cave wall and 4k 120fps BDSM gif sets with infinite scrolling.

It'll probably (hopefully) end up like smoking- smoking pipes have been a thing and an important part of rituals in a lot of cultures for thousands of years, but when it became normalised and mass produced it became a huge health crisis. Maybe in 50 years people will look back wonder how we ever thought porn was harmless.
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Literally the same argument used about violent video games. I'm not inclined to believe it any more than "keep stupid people away from the stimulus" but you do you. The problem with porn is cultural, society is glorifying it and selling simping and being a porn star/camwhore as a valid, honest lifestyle and promoting it to kids.

Tobacco is a bad analogy anyway, the reason it caused a health crisis was because they commodified a certain aspect of it (cigarettes) which are far worse for you than pretty much any other form of tobacco use because the smoke is inhaled into the lungs. IIRC they're also almost always full of additives not found in other tobacco products.
 
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