🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[YI 457]

Apparently, other users or mods can edit my posts.

Is that even possible?

 

[Connor Bible]

You're right, it was me. I'll change it back when you tell me how long to took to write your story.

You mean the synopsis? I set it aside for awhile, and I churned it out today.

 

[MasterDisaster]

You mean the synopsis? I set it aside for awhile, and I churned it out today.

For fuck sakes Connor how...long...did...it...take?! An hour, two hours, all fucking morning?

 

[CatParty]

Apparently, other users or mods can edit my posts.

no only null can

 

[Connor Bible]

For fuck sakes Connor how...long...did...it...take?! An hour, two hours, all fucking morning?

I guess twenty minutes, total.

 

[YI 457]

I guess twenty minutes, total.

Go write some more.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I guess twenty minutes, total.

Now I'm not changing it back. That was a fucking lie and it pains me you even thought I'd fall for that.

 

[Connor Bible]

Now I'm not changing it back. That was a fucking lie and it pains me you even thought I'd fall for that.

It took me twenty minutes to finish it. I forgot about it for about a week.

 

[MasterDisaster]

It took me twenty minutes to finish it. I forgot about it for about a week.

So it took all week, just say that. Don't lie Connor, it's very unbecoming. What would @Dr. Meme think?

 

[Connor Bible]

So it took all week, just say that. Don't lie Connor, it's very unbecoming. What would @Dr. Meme think?

I can barely concentrate when I write. I can hardly figure out what word I am going to put down next.

 

[Fallensaint]

I can barely concentrate when I write. I can hardly figure out what word I am going to put down next.

Maybe you are ADD?

 

[CatParty]

I can barely concentrate when I write. I can hardly figure out what word I am going to put down next.

is that why you thought you put a different song other than yakkity sax?

 

[MasterDisaster]

I can barely concentrate when I write. I can hardly figure out what word I am going to put down next.

Ah, there we go. The traditional Connor excuses. Why don't you join me on Skype and I'll give you some great writing tips?

 

[BT 075]

I can barely concentrate when I write. I can hardly figure out what word I am going to put down next.

Writing the Bible took like thousands of years. Sometimes, writing a bestseller takes time. Don't beat yourself up over it, man!

 

[Connor Bible]

Ah, there we go. The traditional Connor excuses. Why don't you join me on Skype and I'll give you some great writing tips?

You think I can just churn out the right words off the top of my head on the first go?

 

[MasterDisaster]

You think I can just churn out the right words off the top of my head on the first go?

You won't know unless you try.

 

[Connor Bible]

You won't know unless you try.

So I just write off the top of my head and keep going, not caring about quality? I'm typing this message right now at lightning speed, and I doubt I'm making a lick of sense. I'm frantic, terrified. I'm afraid if I put down the wrong word, I'll fuck everything up.

 

[Rin]

You think I can just churn out the right words off the top of my head on the first go?

Nobody expects you to do that. You don't have to start jumping to conclusions the minute someone gives you some advice. While you don't need to get everything perfect on the first go, it's not a good sign if you struggle to get anything down. If you're on antidepressants, you might want to mention the issues you've been having to your psychiatrist, sometimes they can fuck up your ability to focus.

Your plot synopsis isn't that bad, but you need to give your characters less pretentious names and stop ripping off Silence of the Lambs.

So I just write off the top of my head and keep going, not caring about quality? I'm typing this message right now at lightning speed, and I doubt I'm making a lick of sense. I'm frantic, terrified. I'm afraid if I put down the wrong word, I'll fuck everything up.

You're not going to fuck everything up just by putting down the wrong word. You need to not put so much pressure on yourself.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So I just write off the top of my head and keep going, not caring about quality? I'm typing this message right now at lightning speed, and I doubt I'm making a lick of sense. I'm frantic, terrified. I'm afraid if I put down the wrong word, I'll fuck everything up.

Connor that's the most sense you've ever fucking made.

 

[CatParty]

So I just write off the top of my head and keep going, not caring about quality? I'm typing this message right now at lightning speed, and I doubt I'm making a lick of sense. I'm frantic, terrified. I'm afraid if I put down the wrong word, I'll fuck everything up.

Real authors can write off the top of their heads