🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[VLAD]

Hey Connor, you know what always helps me when I'm feeling anxious and don't know what to write next?

Weed.

Smoke some weed. Do it.

 

[Overcast]

Connor, it kinda seems like writing doesn't seem to be your thing.

What are your other interests? (besides movies, masturbating, and Molly Ringwald)

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Connor.

Sit down. Write shit. Edit it later.

That's what everyone does.

He can't. That's part of the problem.

Connor isn't actually feeling any of this. He's responding based on how people are reacting to him.

I propose a writing assignment. We come up with a concept and time limit and have Connor and anybody else that wants to join in write about it and post it. Maybe start a new thread. It might give some insight into Connor's mind and the like.

I'd love to do this.

 

[VLAD]

He can't. That's part of the problem.

Connor isn't actually feeling any of this. He's responding based on how people are reacting to him.

I propose a writing assignment. We come up with a concept and time limit and have Connor and anybody else that wants to join in write about it and post it. Maybe start a new thread. It might give some insight into Connor's mind and the like.

I'd throw down the gauntlet and challenge Connor to a write-off. Someone chooses the topic and we have a week or so to complete our entries. Sounds like a fun exercise.

 

[GV 002]

He can't. That's part of the problem.

Connor isn't actually feeling any of this. He's responding based on how people are reacting to him.

I propose a writing assignment. We come up with a concept and time limit and have Connor and anybody else that wants to join in write about it and post it. Maybe start a new thread. It might give some insight into Connor's mind and the like.

We already tried this ages ago...it never came to much because Connor failed to properly engage and can't write about anything that isn't either a rip-off, or about himself.

Feel free though, you glutton for punishment, you!

 

[The Knife]

I have nothing to add, so I have taken this time to recreate in gif form the thrilling finale of Redesigning Eva:

 

[AJMLurker]

Been lurking in this thread and gotta say I like Mr. Bible. Too bad his life is currently a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Try taking more than one class is all the advice I got.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Been lurking in this thread and gotta say I like Mr. Bible. Too bad his life is currently a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Try taking more than one class is all the advice I got.

That's the tragedy of Connor really. He's got nearly 500 fucking pages worth of people legitimately trying to help his stupid ass and giving him infinitely more support than 99% of people in his situation ever will and he's still exactly where he was when he started being all Connor-y.

At the very least he, unlike most stubborn manchildren has actually managed to have a positive impact on the world, even if it's amusing all of us and legitimately helping people through their depression because they realize they could have been some autistic sperg with crotch rot.

I'm sure it's been said better elsewhere in the thread but whatever. Shine on Connor, you autistic diamond.

EDIT: Oh and motherfucking Molly goddamn Ringwold herself tried to help his spergy ass. Like shit dude your like most favoritest person in the world tried to fucking help you and you're still a broken record of the same ol' shit. Goddamn.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I was going to go through that synopsis line-by-line and identify all the references, but I got tired of typing Red Dragon over and over again.

Jordache is kidnapped by The Blood Rose, who is revealed to be Lilith Grant. Waking in Lilith greenhouse, he’s shown a slideshow of her previous victims, as well as her next target: Eva.

"This is Eva before. Do you see? This is Eva reborn. Do you see?"

 

[Chan the Wizard]

And @BOLDYSPICY! has just ruined the Great Red Dragon for me.

Three actors, but now all I will see is Connor.

 

[Cosmos]

Seriously, when I try to write stuff, I'm mortified, I'm sweating. I don't know what to put next. This applies to pretty much everything. My hands are trembling.

That doesn't sound like someone who, you know, enjoys writing. Why can't you just be a movie critic or something? It seems like that's more your speed; plus, you've got a lot of TVTropes knowledge. That'll definitely help.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

That doesn't sound like someone who, you know, enjoys writing. Why can't you just be a movie critic or something? It seems like that's more your speed; plus, you've got a lot of TVTropes knowledge. That'll definitely help.

Probably @Connor Bible thinks that he can get more TRUE AND HONEST FANS from being a writer as opposed to a critic

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Been lurking in this thread and gotta say I like Mr. Bible. Too bad his life is currently a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Try taking more than one class is all the advice I got.

Since Connor isn't here, I'm gonna try to answer this as he would have wanted:

So you're saying you want him to take on a full academic year's worth of classes in one semester, get a full-time job in something he absolutely loathes that slowly kills him, stop masturbating forever, write and publish a complete novel in under five minutes, get married to @Dr. Meme and have 18 children before the year ends, AND become a decent, productive human being?

Fucky you.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Since Connor isn't here, I'm gonna try to answer this as he would have wanted:

So you're saying you want him to take on a full academic year's worth of classes in one semester, get a full-time job in something he absolutely loathes that slowly kills him, stop masturbating forever, write and publish a complete novel in under five minutes, get married to @Dr. Meme and have 18 children before the year ends, AND become a decent, productive human being?

Fucky you.

18 kids? do you realize how hard it is to adopt? Don't make my life harder.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

18 kids? do you realize how hard it is to adopt? Don't make my life harder.

My bad.

 

[MysticMisty]

That doesn't sound like someone who, you know, enjoys writing. Why can't you just be a movie critic or something? It seems like that's more your speed; plus, you've got a lot of TVTropes knowledge. That'll definitely help.

Connor doesn't even enjoy reading, and he talks about that all the time. Really, Connor just wants to seem like this really smart, knowledgeable guy. And who can possibly be smarter than a published, famous author who also reads all the time?

It also hurts that Connor really wants to be a famous filmmaker and is only just aware enough to know it's not possible and aims for novels. That will eventually become famous blockbusters starring all these resurrected and de-aged 80's stars.

 

[lolwut]

18 kids? do you realize how hard it is to adopt? Don't make my life harder.

Who said anything about adoption? Judging from Connor's posts, it's clear he has sand in his vagina. Go get her, champ.

Besides, Connor hates adoption.

 

[EI 903]

You think I can just churn out the right words off the top of my head on the first go?

No, no we don't. Nor do you. But it isn't okay to steal Thomas Harris' words and claim that they are your own just because writing is hard.

Your story isn't original and frankly the synopsis is shit. But it's better shit than the original was. Welcome to the fun, magical world of incremental improvement. If you're going to be a writer, that's going to be the rest of your life.

It's been said before but RE is a lot stronger if you just axe your Lecter ripoff altogether. He adds nothing to the story at all. If you want to make another incremental improvement, dump eyepatch-boy and replace every Red Dragon scene with something you actually made up. It'll be easy.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Connor, if you get off the internet, you could write.

 

[r00]

Seriously, when I try to write stuff, I'm sweating.

That could be down to obesity more than anything else.

hey, @Connor Bible, when you harvest ideas from things that already exist, do you do it consciously, or do you think you are coming up with them yourself, or do you just think that homage is perfectly acceptable and you have made enough changes to justify your methods?

Also, why dont you just write Thomas Harris fanfiction? then you wouldnt have to worry about the stress of having to come up with your own plots and ideas and characters, which seems to be quite exhausting for you.