🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
I am in no fucking hurry to develop a body of writing. I think it's best I not get published until I'm at least 25. Also, I outlined Alphaboy.
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Why fucking wait? Eragon's writer was a fucking teenager when his book was published. 'Not in a hurry', what, to sit around all day on your ass and think about 'boy, what productive thing could I do today'?
 
MasterDisaster said:
Why fucking wait? Eragons writing was a fucking teenager when his book was published. 'Not in a hurry', what, to sit around all day on your ass and think about 'boy, what productive thing could I do today'?
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I feel it wouldn't be a good idea to get published this early in the game. I need to develop a body of writing over a period of time so that publishers could have a choice. If I were to, somehow, write a ton of manuscripts over the next year, get published, and by some miracle strike gold and have a bestseller, my life would be completely changed over night. I'm not sure I'd handle the press and the crowds of fans at my age.
 
Connor Bible said:
I feel it wouldn't be a good idea to get published this early in the game. I need to develop a body of writing over a period of time so that publishers could have a choice. If I were to, somehow, write a ton of manuscripts over the next year, get published, and by some miracle strike gold and have a bestseller, my life would be completely changed over night. I'm not sure I'd handle the press and the crowds of fans at my age.
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Well thats a great idea, but don't quit your day job assuming you have one.
 
Connor Bible said:
I feel it wouldn't be a good idea to get published this early in the game. I need to develop a body of writing over a period of time so that publishers could have a choice. If I were to, somehow, write a ton of manuscripts over the next year, get published, and by some miracle strike gold and have a bestseller, my life would be completely changed over night. I'm not sure I'd handle the press and the crowds of fans at my age.
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Oh. My. God. Blah blah blah is this how you justify yourself? All your whining about life changing, the press, crowds of fans; that's call fucking success and people waste their whole lives trying to achieve it. Here you are bitching about how you don't want that; everyone fucking wants that. You can publish under a pen name, you know, so once again, moot point. Stop whining about what could happen and start focusing on what needs to happen, as in you doing something other than wasting time.
 
MasterDisaster said:
Oh. My. God. Blah blah blah is this how you justify yourself? All your whining about life changing, the press, crowds of fans; that's call fucking success and people waste their whole lives trying to achieve it. Here you are bitching about how you don't want that; everyone fucking wants that. You can publish under a pen name, you know, so once again, moot point. Stop whining about what could happen and start focusing on what should happen, as in you doing something other than wasting time.
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You're crabby as hell this morning.

Getting published at around the age of twenty-one wouldn't exactly do wonders to my psyche. If I were to get published now and have a hit, I would probably snap under pressure from both fans and publishers to churn out another hit.
 
Connor Bible said:
You're crabby as hell this morning.

Getting published at around the age of twenty-one wouldn't exactly do wonders to my psyche. If I were to get published now and have a hit, I would probably snap under pressure from both fans and publishers to churn out another hit.
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Connor, you shouldn't fear success, it's the main thing holding you back. Write your 10 short stories and submit them to us for review.
 
You're missing the point. If I get a book out there and somehow have a hit, I would be under a shitload of pressure to publish another one by both fans and suits.
 
Connor Bible said:
You're crabby as hell this morning.

Getting published at around the age of twenty-one wouldn't exactly do wonders to my psyche. If I were to get published now and have a hit, I would probably snap under pressure from both fans and publishers to churn out another hit.
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You know I bet that was exactly what Alanis Morissette was thinking when she was living in her car. Crabby? Oh no Connor, I'm inspired; I want to see you succeed, I really do, so I'm gonna be that monkey on your back that screeches every time you're looking at your computer and not typing something. You talk about writing but don't want fame; so it's a hobby? You know what a hobby is, right? It's something people do to help them relax, say, after a long day of work (Something you don't do), something to inspire creativity (but all you do is sit around bitching about how hard it is) or something they do to earn income (Which you, for some fucked up reason, are afraid of).
 
Connor Bible said:
You're missing the point. If I get a book out there and somehow have a hit, I would be under a shitload of pressure to publish another one by both fans and suits.
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Harper Lee published one book in 50 years after writing a bestseller. Can you manage the heady pace of a book every 50 years?
 
Connor Bible said:
So, you want me to be successful, sacrificing my privacy as a writer and some creative freedom in pursuit of the almighty dollar.
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Connor, for fucks sake, I already told you that you can publish under pen names to maintain anonymity. That's a piss poor excuse. Creative freedom? It's your book, you write whatever you fucking want, not what the fans want. Just ask J.K. Rowling.
 
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