🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
autism420 said:
Seriously your life is fucking easy and you're a lazy pile.
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You gave me the mental image of Connor as Da Huuuuuudge.

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Connor Bible said:
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
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You're the dipshit who bumped it.
 
OK so you know how Connor tried to throw his only friend under the bus calling him a bigger lolcow than himself. Well I've been going through his Facebook and he seems like a nice kid who just likes godzilla a lot and he has held a job as a babysitter at least. Connor tries to divert our focus onto him and he still calls him his best friend.
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wagglyplacebo said:
Since Connor seems to want to be treated as a real Lolcow, lets take a look at his Facebook shall we?
ooh, he's got some nice new old lady glasses that really accentuates his fat face.
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He doesn't make any other posts besides changing his profile page but I have found his old freind that he tried to throw under the bus awhile back. he's one of the few that likes connors posts. :(
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That is one horrifying stare
 
Connor Bible said:
This whole thing has gotten out of hand. I think it's best if I kept my head down again, because there's no use getting through your thick skulls. Or mine, for that matter. We haven't accomplished anything in the past 440 pages, yet we both insist on posting in it. This akin to a toxic relationship.
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B-... but what about the RE update synopsis?

It was basically promised (:_(
 
wagglyplacebo said:
Since Connor seems to want to be treated as a real Lolcow, lets take a look at his Facebook shall we?
ooh, he's got some nice new old lady glasses that really accentuates his fat face.
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He doesn't make any other posts besides changing his profile page but I have found his old friend that he tried to throw under the bus awhile back. he's one of the few that likes connors posts. :(
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He looks like a young Kengle. Only Kengle actually completed college and has a job.
 
The question I have to ask is why he keeps putting off the whole writing thing. He seems to have some idea what he's going to write (assuming he is still on Redesigning Eva), so I don't see what's gotten him so anxious. Does he lack confidence in his story or something? If so, why not find someone to bounce off ideas?
 
And reading this thread backward, I notice he promised a long-ass outline for RE? Have I missed that? He hasn't shared it yet.
 
yawning sneasel said:
I guess Connor is just going to sit by and let Null and Katsu cap on him like that. Stop being a coward.
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We're on page 443 and all of the posts in this thread is just people shitting on the guy and pointing out he's a huge failure at life.

At this point it's reasonable to assume we're the only human contact he gets, and he gets off to the attention.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
OK so you know how Connor tried to throw his only friend under the bus calling him a bigger lolcow than himself. Well I've been going through his Facebook and he seems like a nice kid who just likes godzilla a lot and he has held a job as a babysitter at least. Connor tries to divert our focus onto him and he still calls him his best friend.
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That really bothered me. As far as I could tell, that guy seemed like a really nice fella who was maybe a little nerdy but did nothing to deserve the description Connor gave for him. Connor has no reason to feel superior to his Godzilla-sperging friend. At least this guy seems to value his friends.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
OK so you know how Connor tried to throw his only friend under the bus calling him a bigger lolcow than himself. Well I've been going through his Facebook and he seems like a nice kid who just likes godzilla a lot and he has held a job as a babysitter at least. Connor tries to divert our focus onto him and he still calls him his best friend.
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Holy fuck, that was hard to read. This guy seems to genuinely like Connor. He has no idea that Connor's been trash-talking him and attempting to throw him under the bus in a vain attempt to get us to stop criticizing him. Poor guy...

Connor, you can't complain about a lack of friends if this is how you treat the ones you already have.
 
@Connor Bible,

Why are you making things so hard for yourself? If you just got a decent haircut, listened to people's honest advice for a change, lost a bit of weight... you'd do much better in every aspect of life.

Oh and: don't be yourself.
 
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