🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
No, Molly wasn't watching, but I invited Null's mom over to my house and plowed her. On camera. The video will be mailed to Null's home soon.
This comment will forever be on the Internet. 10 years from now your name and the picture of your dumpy, fat ass will be proudly displayed next to the wit and banter you'd expect from a 12 year old. I hope you're aware of this.
 
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i fucked ur momhaha

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YA I FUCKED UR MOM I FUCKED YUR MOM

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GHAHAHA UR MOM GOT FUICKED BY ME

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It was long and hard. I had to roll her in flour to look for the wet spot. If you want to fuck her, you got to slap her thigh and ride the wave in. I heard her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

Those jokes are so old they qualify for social security. If they were a dog I'd take them out back and put a bullet in them, Old Yeller style. Do you have any jokes that don't require a Rascal to get around?
 
And here I was, thinking that Connor finally got laid. I was even going to post my trademark "Rammspielerian Applause" that I used to post on L-S.com whenever someone finally got laid. But nah. I see Connor is being his witty and engaging self again and totally repelling pussy away from him in the process.
 
Connor Bible Online 16.5: A Connor x Null's Mom smutfic

"Ha, yes, let it out, ah, Connor, let out, a lot..."

As I shoved myself into Null's mom, I released all of the pent up sensations that I had stretched to the limits.

"Mi...Mrs. Moon...!"

"Aaaah—!"

I could feel my hot sperm gushing deep into Null's mom as she trembled in yet another climax. Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into her. Every time my penis twitched, fireworks would go off in my head.

"Ah...ah..."

After receiving all that I had to give her, Null's mom's strength gave out as she fell on top of me.

"Ah... Ha..."

I gently embraced Mrs. Moon while she continued to gasp and convulse as if she was being stimulated by the fluids inside her body as my consciousness dimmed.
 
"I know that edginess hasn't worked the last times that people have called me out here but THIS TIME it'll definitely get me applause."

Connor, for someone who likes using all those famous movie lines and shit, you seemed to have missed the importance of the one about the definition of insanity.
 
I'm not the one holding my cock.

Oh yeah? If you continue this schoolyard-level casual misogyny, especially the fat-joke sort while remaining a trifle hefty yourself (also you missed the picture someone posted of Null's actual mom, who is slender and rather attractive in a mom way), no one else is going to be holding it. Not even the sluttiest slut who ever slut.
 
So Connor after 436 pages of your thread do you feel closer to your fantasy of getting banned so you don't have to come here again?
 
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