🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
You know, I've mentioned this before, but one thing that grinds my gears about this site is the Darwinistic, meritocratic attitude a lot of posters have. The world isn't as cutthroat as Mad Max.
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But it's what makes us winners and you a loser, Connor. We fight for what we want and then laugh at people like you. You're a joke.
 
Connor Bible said:
You know, I've mentioned this before, but one thing that grinds my gears about this site is the Darwinistic, meritocratic attitude a lot of posters have. The world isn't as cutthroat as Mad Max.
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Connor, telling you to stop promising the world with RE and actually post a chapter of it instead of saying you're writing it isn't meritocratic. Laughing at the shortcomings people are unwilling to acknowledge and improve on isn't Darwinistic.

And you certainly wouldn't think that we view the world as Mad Max if you didn't take every single thing we said as "Hey let's pick on the autistic tard" for your oppression points.
 
Connor Bible said:
You know, I've mentioned this before, but one thing that grinds my gears about this site is the Darwinistic, meritocratic attitude a lot of posters have. The world isn't as cutthroat as Mad Max.
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Wow, this must have taken you a whole five minutes on google to use those fancy little words of yours.

You troglodyte.
 
No, seriously, some of the guys here are of the opinion that in life, only the cream rise to the top, and that the sum total of a person's skills and experience is the bottom line for their worth as people.
 
Connor Bible said:
What defines a winner or loser varies from individual to individual. It's subjective.
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I think taking one math class does not constitute being a winner in many people's books.

I can say for certain this is objective.
 
Connor Bible said:
No, seriously, some of the guys here are of the opinion that in life, only the cream rise to the top, and that the sum total of a person's skills and experience is the bottom line for their worth as people.
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Are you one of those people who is triggered by the phrase "I believe the most qualified person should get the job"?
 
Connor Bible said:
What defines a winner or loser varies from individual to individual. It's subjective.
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Yes, but what you define as "goals" that make you a "winner" if you achieve them can tell a lot about you as an individual.

For instance, Chris just posted Sonichu 11 and sold some Amiibos. To him, he probably feels like a winner because Sonichu is mildly popular and getting him some income, but to most people he's still an autistic tard in the backwater of Virginia living with his mother and embarassing himself. He considers himself a winner, but most people probably wouldn't say that same.
 
bearycool said:
I think taking one math class does not constitute being a winner in many people's books.

I can say for certain this is objective.
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So, basically, by turning up the heat and taking more than one class this semester, I'd create suitable environment of strife and conflict to flourish as an individual?
 
Darwin, it must be pointed out, was talking about the fitness of entire species to survive in a given ecological niche, not individuals of the same species competing. I guess I am somewhat meritocratic, because I look more kindly on people who know what Darwin was talking about before using him in an argument.

Also the cream, singular, riseS. Subject-verb agreement, goddamn.
 
Connor Bible said:
So, basically, by turning up the heat and taking more than one class this semester, I'd create suitable environment of strife and conflict to flourish as an individual?
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>strife and conflict

Is your brain, like, this broken that it literally cannot take anything else?

Scratch that, we already know that the answer is yes.
 
Connor Bible said:
@Null wouldn't ban me because by doing so, he'd lose a key attraction and consequently, a lot of page views.
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In the same way that chimpanzees are smelly, noisy, shit-flinging, public masturbating anti-social fuckers but Zoos keep them around because hey, people love to point and laugh.
 
bearycool said:
>strife and conflict

Is your brain, like, this broken that it literally cannot take anything else?

Scratch that, we already know that the answer is yes.
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He's not wrong though, he would flourish as an individual if he went outside his comfort zone and took more than ... one... class per semester, regardless of if it's shit that normal people do or so-called "strife and conflict"
 
Silver said:
He's not wrong though, he would flourish as an individual if he went outside his comfort zone and took more than ... one... class per semester, regardless of if it's shit that normal people do or so-called "strife and conflict"
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True.

But this requires self-discipline and courage, both of which he kind of lacks at this moment.
 
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