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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Rin said:
Apparently, Connor has a presence on a Kiwi Farms fan site. He made this thread describing our users in terms of tropes.
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Let's see, Connor described him self using...
" Jerk with a Heart of Gold"
"Hero with Bad Publicity"
"Anti-hero"

:sighduck:

Never learn, @Connor Bible.

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Connor on @Satan.
* Beard of Evil
* Et Tu, Brute?: Turned his back on me once I got a "halal" thread.
* Jerkass: Do you really expect anything else from a Kiwi?
* Slimeball: His sleazy appearance is backed up by a sleazy personality.

Connor on @The Knife
* Caustic Critic: Puts a lot of effort into her vitriolic deconstruction of the excerpts from Redesigning Eva. It shows.
* Deadpan Snarker: Can be downright acidic in her sarcasm and put-downs.
* Jerkass: The stuck-up, snobbish variety.
* Smug Snake: The Knife is thoroughly convinced of her intellectual superiority and doesn't mind rubbing it in your face.
* Unholy Matrimony: With The Knife's Husbando.
 
He's seriously using Tropes from TvTropes to describe users? That's....wow. He does realize that those are meant to describe fictional stories and not real life, right?
 
Whatisgoingon said:
He's seriously using Tropes from TvTropes to describe users? That's....wow. He does realize that those are meant to describe fictional stories and not real life, right?
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Autists find it easier to see the world in tropes because it breaks everything down into easily definable units.
 
Let me join in on the fun. @ConnorBible

SmugSnake: a type of character (usually cast as a villain) who tends to treat friends and enemies alike with equal disdain. They almost constantly speak in a sarcastic tone and punctuate most of their sentences with a smirk. While they aspire to be a formidable and awe-inspiring adversary, they often end up just being a Big Bad Wannabe, failing in the face of more cunning villains or ending up as their servants, in which case they'll generally be The Starscream. Others that fall under this trope are simply in it to bug the good guys and take advantage of their moral insecurity.
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I love that he gives us the trope "false friends" like he didn't totally try and throw his only IRL friend under the bus to deflect attention from himself.
 
Arkangel said:
Connor is well known for picking pretentious usernames. When he rejoined Wrong Planet, he chose the username "The Gift", apparently to reflect his perceived, but non-existent, writing skills.
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Gonna have to correct you there friend.

Connors original name on WrongPlanet was "giftorcurse" and his first few posts was arguing over autism being a curse versus a gift as others claimed.

After requesting his own ban, then getting pissed off at kiwis, he went back under the name "the gift" because he had finally made his decision.
 
Smutley said:
Gonna have to correct you there friend.

Connors original name on WrongPlanet was "giftorcurse" and his first few posts was arguing over autism being a curse versus a gift as others claimed.

After requesting his own ban, then getting pissed off at kiwis, he went back under the name "the gift" because he had finally made his decision.
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We should change his name to @The Curse
 
Rin said:
Apparently, Connor has a presence on a Kiwi Farms fan site. He made this thread describing our users in terms of tropes.
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Oh ho ho ho ho ho. Oh Connor.

Connor Bible aka The Defector aka Moi
* Anti-Hero: I'm all over this trope.
** Byronic Hero: Miserable, brooding, anti-social, and temperamental.
** Nominal Hero / Unscrupulous Hero: Depending on the situation.
* Berserk Button: Null, Kiwi Farms, Juno, Molly Ringwald.
* Butt Monkey
* Chaotic Neutral?
* The Cynic / The Pessimist: Always sees the worst in people and everything in general.
* Deadpan Snarker: Prone to cutting witticisms.
* Designated Hero (technically not accurate but no fucks given)
* The Eeyore: Perpetually depressed.
* Everyone Has Standards
* Face-Heel Turn
* Good Is Not Nice
* Hair-Trigger Temper
* He-Man Woman Hater
* Hero with Bad Publicity
* His Own Worst Enemy
* Jerkass
**Jerk with a Heart of Gold Jerk
**Pet the Dog
* Kavorka Man
* Official Couple: With Gloria Tesch
**Lust Object: Molly Ringwald('s belly button)
* Politically Incorrect Hero Villain: Sexist, borderline-racist, foul mouthed
* Rival Turned Evil: To Null
* Self-Deprecation
**Compliment Fishing
* Sir Swears A Lot: Under sufficient duress.
* This Loser Is You
* Vitriolic Best Buds With Friends Like These: At times, with his IRL best friend.
* Wrong Genre Savvy
* You Are What You Hate
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fix'd

That's enough TvTropes for one day.
 
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Hello.

It’s been quite some time. I possess no intention of staying long, so this post is going to be abnormally lengthy compared to the drivel that I normally post. When you really stop and think about it, all writing, in all forms, is drivel in the broad scheme of things. Opinions vary depending on the times and the people, but in the end, all writing is is merely sequences of words expressing ideas, images, and so forth to the senses. The sensations induced by these words range from the positive to the negative, affecting the reader’s emotional state in a multitude of ways. Fiction, non-fiction, academic textbooks, internet forum posts… no body of text is exempt from the same universal principle: communication.

In our consumption of text for personal enjoyment or intellectual stimulation, we become gluttonous. The Internet has served the gluttony well, substantially adding to the proliferation of text to the masses. However, the gluttony, to this day, has never ended, and the demand for more text shall continue until I am six feet under.

I am a young man of twenty-one years, a lowly community college student whose reach far exceeds his grasp. Yes, I am naïve, or perhaps I was. It is difficult to tell, even at this very moment as I type this on my Microsoft Word screen. The current word count on the document is 231. We have only just begun. The night is still in its infancy.

I had this notion that through my dream of fiction writing, I could conquer my depression and provide proof that I was not worthless. Everyone likes to think of himself or herself as someone of importance, someone special. The reality is that no one really is. I am beginning to reach a point, philosophically, that I am abandoning any expectations that I have, of people, of institutions, even of society. I guess, in one sense, I am being reborn. When we have lofty anticipations of things like success or guaranteed happiness, we set ourselves up to fail. In the end we are all an orchestra on the same sinking ship. We are faced with the inevitability of death, of the idea that our song would play no more.

So fucking what? Play anyways.
 
Have you ever considered that the reason you tend to alienate people is because you talk like an autistic robot? Seriously, read what you just posted. Have you ever heard anyone in real life talk like that?
 
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