🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Well hey there, pretty lady!
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Okay all joking aside, The new glasses are a HUGE improvement over the old ones! Please try smiling though? Please?

However...
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Man, those are actually pretty decent frames on him. I would have suggested something a little less (EDIT: I meant "more") rectangular, the roundness on the bottom doesn't help his rounder face, but they're pretty good. Nice choice, Connor.
 
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I can't believe he still obsesses over Molly. I was very certain it was now just an inside joke that was being overplayed for laughs, but nope, motherfucker still loves Molly.
 
Smutley said:
Well hey there, pretty lady!
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Okay all joking aside, The new glasses are a HUGE improvement over the old ones! Please try smiling though? Please?

However...
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Molly obsession? Check.

Sperging over Molly's looks? Check.

Talks a shit ton about his writing that no one cares about? Check.

Talks a shit ton about how his writing somehow involves Molly? Check.

Well then. I mean, for all the shit we give Chris about how he never changes, at least he fucking dropped the girlfriend sign after a couple of years. Apparently Connor still thinks that talking about his writing to this day will cause peopel to give a shit (insert Redesigning Eva joke here).

I'm not sure if I should be glad that Connor never changes so I can laugh at him... or just sigh and roll my eyes.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Since this thread is becoming more of an advice thread for Connor ever since his hilarious recent Loveshy outbursts, I'll post this again:

  • Don't White Knight. Don't turn threads with people of interest into an intervention. You are not their protector. If you want to help, contact them privately.




Connor has almost never listened to advice ever since he signed up here and it's pointless to give him again. It's like telling Chris to give up on his lovequest or telling a Tumblrina to stop hating on cis people. (Which do not work)

Instead, let's laugh at Connor and enjoy his outbursts. :julay:
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No offense on the dislike, and I do appreciate the rules, but I'm personally not planning on toning down wih my silly and admitted white knighting. It doesn't matter anyway since I don't even plan to drop my content unless he is right here and active the same time I am... And fuck if I know the chances of that happening right now.

I know it's odd that I latched onto Connor the way I did, but I guess I saw too much of myself circa 2006 in him... My path kept getting worse and worse until I started turning around in 2013 after figuring out how to finally do it. I try hard to white knight because all the answers turned out to be more simple than I ever imagined.

But enough with the power leveling. Sperg on you little dipshit Connor.

Have you ever though of writing Medieval Fiction? Will you read my new story called "The story of Loomas" that I will write when I get my computer back? Whenever the fuck that will be with my 3rd world country.
 
Connor doesn't care. Do you think you're the first here to offer him legitimate help?

Do you know what the definition of insanity is?
 
Connor will never accept advice because he doesn't want to improve. What he really wants is attention, either positive or negative depending on his mood. The farms will always feed him because we enjoy his delusional, edgy rants.

Trying to improve Connor misses the point of what he wants.
 
It's good Connor ditched the pedo glasses, that will go miles towards making him look like a normal dude.
Suggested next steps
1. Daily baths with soap
2. More exercise
3. Get fashion advice from a gay man

Honestly it's scary because when my brother was younger (like 12) he looked like Connor and they are both named Connor. But then my brother lost a lot of weight and his baby fat went away. Except he's never worn pedo glasses, also I don't think he has any obessive celebrity crushes, also he's had like 3 girlfriends yet he does a bunch of nerd shit like warhammer and magic the gathering.
 
Apparently, Connor has a presence on a Kiwi Farms fan site. He made this thread describing our users in terms of tropes.
 
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