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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
You and me both :(

Long story short, my friends decided he had better things to do with his time then fuck around with a sped and bailed. But take heart, this is still being worked on but everyone has to clap their hands and wish really hard and some day we will have a total text dump of his posting history and word counts for all.
I don't want to promise anything here... but sometimes I have long periods of time when I have nothing to do and I can always look up Connor's posting history throughout the Farms using the Search option.

I might work on a project where I systematically copy every single Connor post into a Word document to find out the word count. No promises here, but I just wanted to throw it out as a possibility.
 
I don't want to promise anything here... but sometimes I have long periods of time when I have nothing to do and I can always look up Connor's posting history throughout the Farms using the Search option.

I might work on a project where I systematically copy every single Connor post into a Word document to find out the word count. No promises here, but I just wanted to throw it out as a possibility.

For something as low-yielding as that I'd say don't. That's a whole lot of manual labor for not a lot of return, especially when something can be automated with a python script. Your enthusiasm is appreciated though :heart-full:

The reason it hasn't been done already is I've been out of the coding game for a grand number of years and I am also super lazy. But hey, no time like the present to brush up on a forgotten skill!
 
I don't want to promise anything here... but sometimes I have long periods of time when I have nothing to do and I can always look up Connor's posting history throughout the Farms using the Search option.

I might work on a project where I systematically copy every single Connor post into a Word document to find out the word count. No promises here, but I just wanted to throw it out as a possibility.

Connor's word count at this point exceeds that of the Bible but the Bible has better character development.
 
What did Connor do in school when it was time to write a short essay and he only had one period to write it
 
What did Connor do in school when it was time to write a short essay and he only had one period to write it

It would probably come out something like this:

Bible/3
When presented with the Herculean task of writing a 500 word essay during Mr. French's third period class, I found myself at a loss. "Describe the relationship between Lennie and George and what it represents" was the tasking assigned and it couldn't be more difficult! I have often found myself deeply effected by The South's Great Depression that swept across the country as quickly as a dust covered Audi, but it is rare to actually sit and think about the relationships of the people who have taken part in it.

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck is at it's heart a story of a shifty conman and his simple minded friend and their misadventures across the country. There is a real thread of nihilism that John Steinbeck, author of Of Mice and Men, is incapable of keeping out of his characters. The conversations that are had are often frustrating as Lennie refuses to talk about anything but the rabbits, much to my annoyance. Any attempts to expand their characters beyond simple caricatures is seemingly avoided as John Steinbeck is more interested in discussing the working conditions on the farm or whatever silly dreams he may have sprinkled throughout.

"What about the rabbits, George?" is as frustrating as it gets! I do not understand how George could go from page to page hearing his friend talk about the same thing, non stop, for weeks on end, without shooting him sooner. But just as our mothers sometimes force us to hang out with papists we secretly hate, George is bound to Lennie by some strange feelings he has towards the retarded man. Maybe he is, deep down, a homosexual but those themes are never explored as the author John Steinbeck is much more interested in vilifying Curley, the only interesting character in the entire book.

A better question would have been, "What does Curley's wife represent?" and the answer to that question would be "a whore". She is the cause of all the problems in John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, and if it wasn't for her the lovable simple minded Lennie would not have been violently murdered in the only exciting scene in the entire book. In conclusion, I think that George and Lennie represent homosexuals and laziness, and also they represent good men who find their entire lives destroyed by sluts who flirt with them for their own amusement.
 
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What did Connor do in school when it was time to write a short essay and he only had one period to write it
My guess is that Connor was in special education the gifted program where talented artists took all the time they needed.

That or he'll do something when he absolutely has to.
 
hey Connor, you said all women are sluts. Does that include your mother and grandmother as well ya piece of shit?

EDIT: I don't pay enough attention to what I'm typing. It does mean that. disregard this, I suck cocks.
 
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Let's not forget teachers masturbating to death in front of their class or openly selling meth.
Connor sighted. Sound the alarms.

I... dunno what I'm supposed to get out of that. There really needs to be a "wat" rating.


I need to get some sleep...
 
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I'm a bit torn: on the one hand it's funny seeing this guy get mad and scream that people are stupid faggots.

On the other, I want to offer genuine advice about getting his shit together.
 
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