🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Sometimes I wonder if Connor is living in some sort of reverse groundhog day. Constantly repeating his "lazy book sperg, autistic meltdown, rage quit" cycle for eternity unbeknowest to him but obvious to everyone else.
 
This has to be my favorite thread.
Unlike other ones I've been to regarding Tom Preston, CWC or even Jace Connors, this guy comes in and argues in the topic about him.
It's really funny.

(Is there a way I could find the parts of Redesigning Eva? Can't seem to find it.)
 
Smutley said:
I never had a little brother but that's what the television tells me brothers do, man. They make fun of you for being an embarassing sperg and make fun of you for crying during The Wolfman but then when the bully comes along and pushes them over you straight fuck that bully up because he's still your brother. I love you Connor you're basically my little brother and also my friend and he feels that way too I know it!!!!!
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Wouldn't we all be the "the bully" in this scenario? And you just provided the bully with so much delicious content. You're terrible big brother.

MODS, please make Smutley's post-anthologies uneditable. I feel I may have pushed him too far... :heart-empty:
 
ManOfOlympium said:
This has to be my favorite thread.
Unlike other ones I've been to regarding Tom Preston, CWC or even Jace Connors, this guy comes in and argues in the topic about him.
It's really funny.

(Is there a way I could find the parts of Redesigning Eva? Can't seem to find it.)
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Here is Connor's original RE thread.

Here is @Mauvman Shuffleboard's Redesign of it:
Part the First through Third
Part the Fourth through Fifth
Part the Sixth through Seventh
Part the Eighth
Part the Ninth through Eleventh

And here is @The Knife's deconstruction of his work
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapters 6 and 7
Chapters 8 and 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
 
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