🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

This thread was rather dead, and most people were in agreement that it was probably good to go easy on you. You'd got what you had claimed to want so many times, for this thread tracking you and your movements to finally die...

And then you went and transformed into a love-shy and made a lot of shitposts and passive aggressive negative rating of other users here.

God damn, @Connor Bible, the 'sluts' aren't your problem it's yourself.

P.S. On the astronomically small chance that you wind up with a girlfriend one day, Connor, I'd like to remind you now that there's posts attached to your name where you call all women sluts.

 

[Dr. Meme]

now i want a klaus krieger dakimakura

Seriously if someone makes that for me i'll make it my profile pic

 

[Bugaboo]

How are women who are celibate sluts? Isn't not putting out at all the opposite of being a slut.
Also, everyone loves sluts, the only people who don't like them are people who don't get any

 

[José Mourinho]

Congrats, @Connor Bible , your thread is featured again for being actually funny and going full loveshy (good ol' classic Connor) along with the hilarious replies, and this is from someone who posted back then about how the thread was shit (not anymore lol).

The fanart here made it even better too.

 

[Linako 2.0]

How are women who are celibate sluts?

because you know they secretly want to be tied up, covered in whip cream and be whipped by some dude wearing a kiwi mask.

 

[Jaimas]

because you know they secretly want to be tied up, covered in whip cream and be whipped by some dude wearing a kiwi mask.

We charge by the hour.

 

[Linako 2.0]

We charge by the hour.

But I work here.

 

[LegoTugboat]

But I work here.

So? People that work at McDonalds or Subway still have to pay for food.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Presented without comment

[11:39:28 PM] Bork Laser: the connor got funny? what happened?
[11:39:36 PM] TheIceCreamMan: this will sum it up for you
[11:39:37 PM] TheIceCreamMan: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/connor-bible.7044/page-392#post-886466
[11:40:11 PM] TheIceCreamMan: i have no mouth and I must laugh
[11:40:35 PM] Bork Laser: hahahaha
[11:40:57 PM] TheIceCreamMan: is that not The Greatest Thing
[11:41:14 PM] Bork Laser: what page does this shit storm start?
[11:41:20 PM] TheIceCreamMan: couple pages prior
[11:41:26 PM] TheIceCreamMan: I guess, I don't know, its connor, it never truly stops
[11:41:46 PM] TheIceCreamMan: seriously though @Coster
[11:41:59 PM] TheIceCreamMan: when you read this, understand that I would pay you for a comic book about connor, just a bunch of short little vignettes
[11:42:11 PM] TheIceCreamMan: just draw up funny posts from the thread, I don't care, it's easy money dude
[11:42:38 PM] Bork Laser: I have the first one
[11:42:50 PM] Bork Laser: "son does this milk smell rotten to you?"
[11:43:02 PM] Bork Laser: "hmmm it smells just like my crotch!"
[11:43:09 PM] TheIceCreamMan: you beat me to it
[11:43:40 PM] TheIceCreamMan: like I just imagine this endeavour from @Coster's point of view
[11:43:50 PM] TheIceCreamMan: like some horribly demented version of draw me from Kid Pix
[11:44:35 PM] TheIceCreamMan: "ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS" "I SHOULD JUST KILL MYSELF" "FUCK YOU GUYS I'M LEAVING" "HI GUYS I'M BACK I DIDN'T DO SHIT" "WHY ARE YOU GUYS SUCH HATERS" draw me

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

My family (excluding my grandmother) see me as a burden

She and I are like peas and carrots. She's probably the only member of my family that isn't fucked up on some level.

Just gonna stop you right there, @Connor Bible, but just because someone disagrees with your career choices or some aspects of your lifestyle, that doesn't make them "fucked up." There are legitimate issues that can sometimes tear people apart at a family level, such as sexual orientation, gender identification, or religious beliefs, but what job or career path you pick and, consequentially, the life you lead as a result, is perfectly open to scrutiny, as these aren't often affected by cultural or traditional values. It sounds like your parents simply think that a writer's lifestyle is unsustainable, and you know what? It KINDA IS. Most writers aren't Rowling or Martin. They don't get bank off of every novel.

 

[Fallensaint]

He'll be back. Connor never misses a period.

What are you talking about have you even read his writ....? Oooohhhhhhh

 

[Kirby]

This is unoriginal Connor and I don't like it. We know you're misogynistic and whiny, but we already have an incel loveshy that hates women. Unless you can top an ideology that believes that a person who decapitates a woman should be worshiped as a King, then quit trying to be the Nihilstic Edgelord of Darkness. Your autism isn't the chaotic dark type, your autism is the bland and generic kind. Don't try to be something you are not. You have your niche, so stay in it and don't break character.

You know that Facebook friend that posts farmville achievements and bland statuses about how they are at the store, eating dinner or happy for the weekend? That's you. Go back to sperging about your life and books and shit.

And the next time you decide to suicide bate, private message me first and I'll give you some pointers on how to do it more effectively. As of right now your "please pity me" method has proven ineffective because it's been overused; so when we talk in the future we'll try to go over some constructive brainstorming sessions on other methods you can use to effectively suicide bate. Until we schedule a date though, take some time to enrich your mind and survey the internet for the many ways people suicide bait. Tumblr specifically is a good place to start. Whether you're baiting for sympathy, money or attention; suicide baiting is always something that should be approached strategically and scientifically, and I'd like you to keep that in mind going forward.

 

[JU 199]

I missed connor's patented spergouts

Edit: 'Connor the loveshy' Has a nice ring to it....

 

[Ariel]

Connor should shoot himself in the dick.

 

[knuckles]

Honestly you sound like any 12 year old bent on being successful in the creative industry
High expectations yet you're completely underdeveloped as a person and lack any real experiences
Make yourself the project rather than worry about projects

 

[CatParty]

Connor should shoot himself in the dick.

should we make a poll/petition?

 

[Ariel]

should we make a poll/petition?

Yes! & a Patreon too.

 

[K>C]

Wow Connor is a loveshy. What's next dipping tobacco?

 

[TM Ambrose]

Everyone's fucking trash to me. This whole planet is one giant mound of shit floating in outer space.

That's why you should become a space captain and discover a new planet.

So I'm just destined to be a loser, aren't I?

Not if you become Captain Connor, discoverer of Eva 7.

Let's look at it this way... I can't write anything as terrible as Josh Trank's Fantastic Four.

I don't know. We had this one guy on this site who wrote this thing called Redesigning Eva....
(Low blow)

chronically-masturbating autistic

Not only do we not want to know this but your willingness to discuss your penis in public is reaching Chris heights.

 

[SOINCHU]

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

To paraphrase what others said in jest about Pixyteri:

Connor is both fat and stupid and I would not have sex with him.