🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
You sure he's /b/, @balcolm? Because what with all the backstabbing of people who have tried to give him legit advice, like Sneasel, I wonder if he's not more suited for that Gothic Lolita board there that just got its own thread.
 
So what was Conner sperging about?
all I can get is that it was something about Donald Trump
 
Oglooger said:
So what was Conner sperging about?
all I can get is that it was something about Donald Trump
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All women are sluts, he's totally not gay, and he's running away to join the circus Sluthate.
 
Man, all this time trying to woo @IJustWantToSeeAttachments , & she immediately drops trou for @Connor Bible , of all people.
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In all seriousness, though, whenever @Connor Bible pulls his usual raegquit vanishing act, I always wonder which post was the one that pushed him over the edge. His last post was the one about how he'd tell any girl who asked him out to go fuck herself, which was followed by:
LegoTugboat said:
Every time I look at Connor's avatar, I become gayer.

Therefore I must go look at Sailor Moon posters to stay straight.
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Dr. Meme said:
everyone looks like a faggot to me because homosexuals are normal people like you or me. now stop being tsundere.
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Coster said:
@Dr. Meme is ready and waiting, just sayin
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Clearly, @Connor Bible isn't upset about people not patting his ass or taking his suicide bait, but sophomoric jabs at his sexuality.

He really is like a surly teenage boy, isn't he?
 
Connor Bible is a man so virile that the men go gay and lesbians become straight with the feeling of his strong, manly, sensual touch.

Reach for the stars, Connor. Shoot for the moon.* Anything is possible.


*not both though
 
Rin said:
I wouldn't worry about it. Connor was addressing all of us in spirit.
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I'm just saying, I realize now that Connor is a giant homophobic crybaby. In hindsight, I think honestly he was made insecure about his sexuality.
 
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