🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Watcher]

Like that would do any good. You'd shit on me anyways. Fuckers.

And yet you're still here

 

[Dr. Meme]

In all honestly, I wake up every single morning trying to come up with some pathetic reason not to blow my brains out.

metal gear solid v comes out at the beginning of next month

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

In all honestly, I wake up every single morning trying to come up with some pathetic reason not to blow my brains out.

We know. We hear this same song & dance every other week. Come on, kid.

 

[DN 420]

Like that would do any good. You'd shit on me anyways. Fuckers.

Stop a-logging please. I'm just trying to help.

 

[Connor Bible]

I was in a Wal-Mart today, and I saw some fat, punk woman abusing her four kids. Nobody did anything. Nobody said anything. When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Like that would do any good. You'd shit on me anyways. Fuckers.

You're only proving my point here, bucko.

For fuck's sake, no. But I think you'd secretly love it if we said yes. Because it'll give you something you can use to demonize us. Seriously, you do this every time.

 

[DN 420]

I was in a Wal-Mart today, and I saw some fat, punk woman abusing her four kids. Nobody did anything. Nobody said anything. When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.

That's what caused your depression today? White trash?

You brag about writing nitty-gritty but you can't handle fucking Wal-Mart?

 

[GS 281]

In all honestly, I wake up every single morning trying to come up with some pathetic reason not to blow my brains out.

It's hard to find purpose when you haven't experienced life. Why don't you get out and enjoy life a bit? It's summer. Find some girls to creep on like a normal teenage boy.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I was in a Wal-Mart today, and I saw some fat, punk woman abusing her four kids. Nobody did anything. Nobody said anything. When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.

This sounds like a really funny story and I would like to hear you elaborate on what happened.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

No, that's not what @yawning sneasel said. He said your first book would likely be shit. That is why you write the second book. Only, of course, that involves learning from your mistakes, and of course I agreed that you were being loserish. Why? I am deeply unhappy about your getting angry at your grandmother for having dementia symptoms, in a tone suggesting she's doing it at you, which is frankly unfeeling to a degree that makes Christine Chandler look like the queen of empathy. (Also, you're chastising a woman in Wal-Mart for being fat, which... I... do you own a mirror?)

 

[Connor Bible]

Everyone's fucking trash to me. This whole planet is one giant mound of shit floating in outer space.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I was in a Wal-Mart today, and I saw some fat, punk woman abusing her four kids. Nobody did anything. Nobody said anything. When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.

So... everyone else has to suck the lemons like a cock?

Everyone's fucking trash to me. This whole planet is one giant mound of shit floating in outer space.

Follow-up question: have you seen the first season of True Detective?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.

No, you will try to eat the lemons, bitch at them for being sour, then try to eat them again. & continue to be surprised & upset when they're still sour.

 

[DN 420]

Everyone's fucking trash to me. This whole planet is one giant mound of shit floating in outer space.

Connor Bible you cannot write about angst if it consumes you. You are a giant poser.

 

[Coster]

 

[Silver]

@Connor Bible, why does potentially not having a future as a writer mean that you shouldn't live?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

This whole planet is one giant mound of shit floating in outer space.

Oh, so you do own a mirror.

 

[Connor Bible]

@Connor Bible, why does potentially not having a future as a writer mean that you shouldn't live?

At least it gives me some fucking mission to accomplish. But I'm not cut out for it. Why should I even attempt to make an effort? Why should I grin and bear it? Why should I suck up to people who fuck me over IRL?

 

[DN 420]

At least it gives me some fucking mission to accomplish. But I'm not cut out for it. Why should I even attempt to make an effort? Why should I grin and bear it? Why should I suck up to people who fuck me over IRL?

Why do you have impossible standards and ignore all the good in your life

 

[Dr. Meme]

At least it gives me some fucking mission to accomplish. But I'm not cut out for it. Why should I even attempt to make an effort? Why should I grin and bear it? Why should I suck up to people who fuck me over IRL?

lmao if you're gonna give up then do it and stop complaining and edgelording. its your life and i couldnt give more of a shit about what you do with it.