🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
In all honestly, I wake up every single morning trying to come up with some pathetic reason not to blow my brains out.
We know. We hear this same song & dance every other week. Come on, kid.
 
I was in a Wal-Mart today, and I saw some fat, punk woman abusing her four kids. Nobody did anything. Nobody said anything. When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.
 
I was in a Wal-Mart today, and I saw some fat, punk woman abusing her four kids. Nobody did anything. Nobody said anything. When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.

That's what caused your depression today? White trash?

You brag about writing nitty-gritty but you can't handle fucking Wal-Mart?
 
In all honestly, I wake up every single morning trying to come up with some pathetic reason not to blow my brains out.
It's hard to find purpose when you haven't experienced life. Why don't you get out and enjoy life a bit? It's summer. Find some girls to creep on like a normal teenage boy.
 
I was in a Wal-Mart today, and I saw some fat, punk woman abusing her four kids. Nobody did anything. Nobody said anything. When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.
This sounds like a really funny story and I would like to hear you elaborate on what happened.
 
No, that's not what @yawning sneasel said. He said your first book would likely be shit. That is why you write the second book. Only, of course, that involves learning from your mistakes, and of course I agreed that you were being loserish. Why? I am deeply unhappy about your getting angry at your grandmother for having dementia symptoms, in a tone suggesting she's doing it at you, which is frankly unfeeling to a degree that makes Christine Chandler look like the queen of empathy. (Also, you're chastising a woman in Wal-Mart for being fat, which... I... do you own a mirror?)
 
I was in a Wal-Mart today, and I saw some fat, punk woman abusing her four kids. Nobody did anything. Nobody said anything. When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.
So... everyone else has to suck the lemons like a cock?
Everyone's fucking trash to me. This whole planet is one giant mound of shit floating in outer space.
Follow-up question: have you seen the first season of True Detective?
 
When life gives people lemons, we're expected to suck them down like a cock. Fuck that. I'll shove the lemons down life's throat.
No, you will try to eat the lemons, bitch at them for being sour, then try to eat them again. & continue to be surprised & upset when they're still sour.
 
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@Connor Bible, why does potentially not having a future as a writer mean that you shouldn't live?
At least it gives me some fucking mission to accomplish. But I'm not cut out for it. Why should I even attempt to make an effort? Why should I grin and bear it? Why should I suck up to people who fuck me over IRL?
 
At least it gives me some fucking mission to accomplish. But I'm not cut out for it. Why should I even attempt to make an effort? Why should I grin and bear it? Why should I suck up to people who fuck me over IRL?

Why do you have impossible standards and ignore all the good in your life
 
At least it gives me some fucking mission to accomplish. But I'm not cut out for it. Why should I even attempt to make an effort? Why should I grin and bear it? Why should I suck up to people who fuck me over IRL?
lmao if you're gonna give up then do it and stop complaining and edgelording. its your life and i couldnt give more of a shit about what you do with it.
 
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