🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
I just want this shit to end, to be honest. I'm certain there are other lolcows that need your attention. You people have lives as well, I'm simply inconveniencing you, as well as myself, by simply posting in this thread. In this time, I could have been churning out close to 2000 words. I've already made substantial progress on my book review, and I've wasted moments I could have used to at least finish a rough version. We're not getting anything out of this, folks. That's why I'm signing out for the evening.

Goodbye, and good luck.
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Connor Bible said:
I just want this shit to end, to be honest. I'm certain there are other lolcows that need your attention. You people have lives as well, I'm simply inconveniencing you, as well as myself, by simply posting in this thread. In this time, I could have been churning out close to 2000 words. I've already made substantial progress on my book review, and I've wasted moments I could have used to at least finish a rough version. We're not getting anything out of this, folks. That's why I'm signing out for the evening.

Goodbye, and good luck.
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How about a contest, Connor?
I'll work on a chapter of my novel and you work on a chapter of yours. Whose chapter will be longer? That's the fun! We'll compare lengths when you get back <3
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
HOW HAVE YOU MANAGED TO NOT LEARN ANYTHING
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Because null's probably right and he gets off to the attention.

It makes sense. We've been going around in circles for 350 pages. Connor wont change because he doesn't want to.

He just masturbates to our salt. (:_(
 
Connor Bible said:
I just want this shit to end, to be honest. I'm certain there are other lolcows that need your attention. You people have lives as well, I'm simply inconveniencing you, as well as myself, by simply posting in this thread. In this time, I could have been churning out close to 2000 words. I've already made substantial progress on my book review, and I've wasted moments I could have used to at least finish a rough version. We're not getting anything out of this, folks. That's why I'm signing out for the evening.

Goodbye, and good luck.
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We'll be waiting.
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Connor Bible said:
People. Change.
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Connor....

Connor never changes.

Seriously, you've been at this for months on end. You post about how you're going to write something awesome but never actually get around to it.

What you're actually doing however is constantly coming on here and fighting a losing battle against people who have documented everything you have posted.

The only winning move here is not to play Connor.
 
It's true, we're cynical.

We're cynical in the same way the guy who's bashed his head against a brick wall ninety nine times and decides "hey maybe I won't do that the hundredth time" is cynically refusing to believe in the wall's softness and comfort.
 
I wonder if I can get the entirety of Rewriting Eva (see what I did there hurrhurr) written before he comes back. Or at least caught up to where he gave up.
 
Fuckey you guys! I'm going to cry into a bowl of lard and masturbate while watching The Breakfast Club.
 
Connor Bible said:
I just want this shit to end, to be honest. I'm certain there are other lolcows that need your attention. You people have lives as well, I'm simply inconveniencing you, as well as myself, by simply posting in this thread. In this time, I could have been churning out close to 2000 words. I've already made substantial progress on my book review, and I've wasted moments I could have used to at least finish a rough version. We're not getting anything out of this, folks. That's why I'm signing out for the evening.

Goodbye, and good luck.
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xxX_WhinyFatFaggot420_Xxx has left the game.

See you, space fagboy.
 
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This thread certainly exploded today.

I guess I should note, because I'm tired of seeing it, Conner shouting "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE" at me was sperg, not salt. We were quoting bad flawless Arnold movies to each other in the only pleasant conversation we ever had. Specifically, he was referencing this:
 
I would just like to point something out about @Connor Bible 's worst/best case scenario thing with the alcoholism and the dead-end job and the loveless marriage and all that. Specifically, that latter point.

I know he's left the thread (pffft) but I'm going to address it to him nonetheless: Connor, you're acting as if the mere act of becoming a famous author or whatever it is is instantly going to land you success. Are you really implying that not being a writer would automatically make it impossible for you to find love? Would you really want to marry someone who only wanted you for your famous authorship, anyway? I mean, why are you not considering the possibility that things could still work out, even slightly, if you are not the next Stephen King? For comparison, my halfboyfriend is someone I met on a Pokémon forum, for chrissakes. This would not have changed if I were, say, something other than a music major, or he something other than a physics major. We met because of our shared love for Pokémon, video games in general, The Room and other shitty movies, and extremely similar senses of humor. That is the kind of person I'd like to marry, not someone I met because of my eventual status as a music theory professor. I just don't understand why you're treating it as if not being a famous writer is automatically gonna make your life a pile of absolute shit. You're wanting the "storybook" fame, aren't you... fame + fortune with lots of sexy ladies fawning over you. That's kind of a terrible way to live life, though...
 
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