🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
This is America. Every state has a program to get people with zero qualifications or social skills, and a significant mental issue some type of employment since it makes it easier to generate tax revenue.

Anybody can get a job, and even if you manage to lose one, you can be sent to behavioral therapy or whatever on the state's dime to ensure you can both have and keep a job. Ayhuvia Harel had a job for years.
 
Jesus, there's no point in arguing. Fuck it, I'm just going to agree with everything you say from this point on. I'm a pathetic, no-good, freeloading, worthless bum who should just give up his aspirations of being a teacher and writer. Maybe I'll get a menial job, get in a loveless marriage, and probably drink myself to death by the age of fifty, wondering what the fuck happened.
 
Connor Bible said:
Jesus, there's no point in arguing. Fuck it, I'm just going to agree with everything you say from this point on. I'm a pathetic, no-good, freeloading, worthless bum who should just give up his aspirations of being a teacher and writer. Maybe I'll get a menial job, get in a loveless marriage, and probably drink myself to death by the age of fifty, wondering what the fuck happened.
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^THE CONNOR CYCLE^
 
Connor Bible said:
Jesus, there's no point in arguing. Fuck it, I'm just going to agree with everything you say from this point on. I'm a pathetic, no-good, freeloading, worthless bum who should just give up his aspirations of being a teacher and writer. Maybe I'll get a menial job, get in a loveless marriage, and probably drink myself to death by the age of fifty, wondering what the fuck happened.
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Exit, stage left. Just like I thought. And then you'll come back.
 
Ass Manager 3000 said:
The connor cycle will prevail. It's like the rise and fall of the sun. It will always happen (:_(
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/stress-sigh

I know.

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Connor Bible said:
Jesus, there's no point in arguing. Fuck it, I'm just going to agree with everything you say from this point on. I'm a pathetic, no-good, freeloading, worthless bum who should just give up his aspirations of being a teacher and writer. Maybe I'll get a menial job, get in a loveless marriage, and probably drink myself to death by the age of fifty, wondering what the fuck happened.
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How about you don't get married, get a job anyway, and you spend the money on hookers instead since you hate women and would make a terrible husband even if you could convince a mail-order bride?
 
Connor Bible said:
Jesus, there's no point in arguing. Fuck it, I'm just going to agree with everything you say from this point on. I'm a pathetic, no-good, freeloading, worthless bum who should just give up his aspirations of being a teacher and writer. Maybe I'll get a menial job, get in a loveless marriage, and probably drink myself to death by the age of fifty, wondering what the fuck happened.
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The kiwis have done nothing but encourage you for the most part. They have only said "give up" in desperation when you literally have exhausted all their patience.
 
Connor Bible said:
The gist of what I was saying is that I'd basically be Al Bundy.
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Al Bundy had a job, kept his job, got laid, had a house, didn't live with his parents, and had ambition. He was also talented at crafting jokes.

You're several steps below that.
 
Connor Bible said:
I'm being perfectly calm here.
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Connor Bible said:
You know what? Fuck all of you. What gives you the right to tell me how to live and how to think?
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Connor Bible said:
Fuck you, Chip. How the fuck am I supposed to just accept hardship and smile through all of it? It ain't worth it.
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Connor Bible said:
Fuck you too, Hellblazer.
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Connor Bible said:
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE.
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Connor Bible said:
You honestly fucking believe that there are people in this garbage can world that are willing, for whatever stupid reason, to adopt children and love them unconditionally with no ulterior motives? Fuck you.
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