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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.
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I could be the same way too you know. But unlike you, I'm proud of who I am, and take the humor used at my expense in good spirits.

I have a thread dedicated to me as well, and I can't even see it! But you don't see me crying about it, do you?
 
Connor said:
The thing is, even if I do improve my life, I'll still be a lolcow in your eyes.
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I believe in the cycle now!
Connor, even if you never come back, we'd still probably talk about you. We'd talk about you much less and wonder where you'd gone. We'd also be glad that you realized we aren't worth it. We'd hope that you've overcome your obstacles and were able to find happiness. Sure, we'd probably reminisce about when we'd watch you throw tantrums here, but it would still be much less often and only a fraction of what we'd discuss.
 
Connor said:
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.
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And yet you're the one that wants to impress us with his "writing". What does that say about you?
 
Connor said:
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.
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Connor I'm really hurting right now from these words. I've done nothing to hurt you, and I think, to a certain extent, I love you, little buddy. This is completely out of left field.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
I could be the same way too you know. But unlike you, I'm proud of who I am, and take the humor used at my expense in good spirits.

I have a thread dedicated to me as well, and I can't even see it! But you don't see me crying about it, do you?
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They closed the thread about you that I made *sigh*

It wasn't even making fun of you, it was more like a 'best of' thread.
 
Connor said:
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.
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Connor, they are the villains you want them to be. When you wake up to that realization your life will look a lot different.

You need them to blame and you need them to be mean. They are responding to you. You have made this hell, sadly.

How will the rest of your time here be with that knowledge?
 
Connor said:
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.
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You do realize the only reason this thread is still here is because people find your autistic freakouts amusing right? The only thing you have to blame for this is your lack of self control. Don't come here anymore and this thread dies.

See how easy that was?
 
Connor said:
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.
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Aww Connor. Don't be like that. Some of us do wish to see you to improve yourself and get better. But you have to be the one to take those necessary steps. And bringing up your issues with Juno and adoption is just throwing fuel into the fire.
 
Connor said:
Do you know how sick you people are? I bet you all wake up every morning and say "Hey, I'm going ruin this guy's life on the Internet just for the fuck of it."
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Conner...let's keep this on an elementary school level so that your slow in the mind autistic brain can comprehend what I'm about to tell you that you NEED to hear!

Molly Ringwald, the woman of your masturbation fantasies has told you to get your shit together.

We do not intentionally wake up, check the forums, and pause to say to ourselves "Oh geez better see if Conner, TJChurch, or Fuckbot is online so we can mess with them!"

They bring that on themselves by not wising up to their mistakes and leaving the internet or at least keeping a very low profile.

For a while, I thought that when I saw your "recovering lolcow" status, it meant you finally took to heart the various pieces of advice we and Ms. Ringwald herself have given you.

I suppose not however!
 
Connor said:
Do you know how sick you people are? I bet you all wake up every morning and say "Hey, I'm going ruin this guy's life on the Internet just for the fuck of it."
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No, Connor, I wake up in the morning or the late afternoon and think to myself, "I'm such a god-damned failure, why do the gods punish me with life?"

You, on the other hand, wake up in the morning without a thought in your head and without the joy of learning from previous experiences, and then you seem to think that it's our fault you keep coming back to tell us how much you're writing when you know as well as we do that it will take you about five years to write ten pages just so you can brag about how well you're doing in math class.

Grow the fuck up.
 
Connor said:
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.
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No one lured you here, no one forced you to say anything, we just treated you like anyone else until you proved you weren't like everyone else, and then you get mad when you place yourself willingly in the jaws of the beast and get bitten. :)

Whiny fat faggot, indeed.
 
I love to just skip through the pages of this thread because its always the same hilarious pattern. Connor shows up and talks about all the stuff he's doing to improve himself, says some wacky shit that people start calling him out on, gets extremely offended and then its 3 whole pages of him posting overly dramatic movie-like rants about how all the people here are heartless monsters picking on the poor defenseless 20 year old little Autistic boy. And he leaves to masterbate violently for a day or so and then the cycle begins anew.
 
It's a basic math course too. He seriously came here to brag that he got a B in a course that literally teaches you multiplication and division.
 
Connor said:
Do you know how sick you people are? I bet you all wake up every morning and say "Hey, I'm going ruin this guy's life on the Internet just for the fuck of it."
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We're a small forum full of people who look at bizarre/comically tragic individuals with an internet presence. We have a strict look-but-don't-touch policy. When this policy gets broken, the offending member is usually mocked themselves.

You should know this. Not so long ago you were a part of this. You still post in other threads from time to time, so you are still a part of this.
 
Is there absolutely no chance that on some level Connor is fucking with everyone? He's too self aware sometimes and it feels like he's well aware of how people treat him on here so he'd just come on and say repetitive stupid things because you all tard rage at him. He's still a spastic though :sighduck:
 
Connor said:
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.
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counting down until this appears in that quote thingy that appears at the top of the page here.

This is about the quickest mood swing I've seen. Puberty is a bitch.
 
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