🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Meowthkip]

Rorschach is everyone's favorite Watchmen character, despite the entire point of the story being that guys like Rorschach are horrible.

That is true, but he'd be one of those stans who like, relates to him, man.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Here's a list of 22 serial killers who were adopted. Many more throughout the late 19th and early 20th century have been abandoned entirely by their families and grew up abused and impoverished, only "feeling" the pain they inflicted on others.

Anyone who thinks adoption can't wreck havoc on entire communities needs to get their heads examined.

Makes sense to me. Hey, did you see these other scholarly articles that the above article recommended?

Spoiler: seems legit

MEANWHILE

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3174.jpg?1412498315 35 minutes agoBork Laser:
   sometimes when I see the connor bible thread topic i misread it as Coster Bible
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1428729474 35 minutes agoCoster:
   @ @Bork Laser, when connor used to come in chat not only would i misread @ Connor as @ Coster, i'd be confused when i'd think i see my username with the wrong avatar
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/127.jpg?1428419102 34 minutes agoOrganic Fapcup:
   @ @Coster, juno, you might have poor eyesight.
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/127.jpg?1428419102 33 minutes agoOrganic Fapcup
   slaps his knee
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1428729474 32 minutes agoCoster:
   @ @Organic Fapcup, i'll have to adopt a new way of thinking
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1428729474 32 minutes agoCoster
   slaps his knee
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3174.jpg?1412498315 33 minutes agoBork Laser:
   I will pay someone money if they redraw Costers avatar only with connor's face

You bitches need to stop giving me ideas for shit to draw ok

 

[Conrix]

If you're legitimately using Connor as a way to gauge your success in life by looking down on him,

Which is like using Nick Bate to gauge your morality (or dental hygiene). Or Dipshit Phil videos to gauge your skill at video games.

 

[Count groudon]

If I were in that boy's position, I wouldn't even regard Jennifer Garner's character as a mother. But I guess I'd be expected to love the bitch anyway, in spite of her absences.

Aw dude you were doing such an ok job at not being a sperg for a while...

 

[EI 903]

If people could stop A-Logging Connor, that would be wonderful.

He's a stubborn, spergy, lazy kid, not a monster like Marijan.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I'm pretty disappointed. I thought you guys were better than this.

Seriously, this is one of my favorite threads. I'm willing to put up with a little trollshielding to look at all the wonderful art, writing, and content people have made about Connor.

But you still gotta get your shit together. Posts that are just yelling FATTY DING DONGS stopped being funny months ago. And stop getting angry whenever Connor doesn't change in a thread that is all about how he never changes.

 

[Conrix]

All I did today was point out that he hasn't learned his lesson; I did see people pointing out that Connor's just being whiny about how characters in a movie - a work of fiction - were being treated. Calling him a whiny fat faggot when he lapses and whines about adoption or abortion or whatever yet again isn't a-logging, it's just pointing out that he's being whiny about a work of fiction and needs to fucking chill. I don't see a lot of trollshielding in pointing out that's he's being a whiny fat faggot in a thread about him being a whiny fat faggot, but if we're just getting angry about it then that's defeating the purpose of a lolcow.

 

[Neener]

Oh hey guys, new content on this thread! Are we doing another writing jam or wha-

Oh. Oh for goodness sakes.

@Connor This thread was stagnant since tues until you decided to post in it. You never learn and you never will.

This thread is almost 12 Monkeys-esque cyclic reality. I want to get off the ride but so much beautiful art and stories have come out of this thread.

 

[Ruin]

Adoption is totes evil u guiz. Fuck those people who dare to give disadvantaged children a loving home! Those people are literally worse than Hitler.

Have I achieved Connor level edgy yet?

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Like clockwork.

I have to say, I'm disappointed. Not surprised, just disappointed.
One step forward, two steps back, it seems.

And I do believe I'll leave the adoption thing alone this time, especially since 1) everyone else has already said something about it, 2) there's no point since it's like talking to a brick wall, and 3) it's a rather personal subject for me.

However, I do look forward to more Connor-inspired works.

Adoption is totes evil u guiz. Fuck those people who dare to give disadvantaged children a loving home! Those people are literally worse than Hitler.

Have I achieved Connor level edgy yet?

Needs more edge.

 

[Surtur]

It was an exaggeration, but both of them struggle with or are incapable of feeling love so yeah.

Actually, people with autism struggle with understanding and expressing emotion. They feel it just fine.

 

[KingofManga420]

Actually, people with autism struggle with understanding and expressing emotion. They feel it just fine.

Yeah dude I know, I have autism. So many people caught up on technicalities

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Seriously, this is one of my favorite threads. I'm willing to put up with a little trollshielding to look at all the wonderful art, writing, and content people have made about Connor.

Oh hey guys, new content on this thread! Are we doing another writing jam or wha-

I want to get off the ride but so much beautiful art and stories have come out of this thread.

Like clockwork.

I have to say, I'm disappointed. Not surprised, just disappointed.
One step forward, two steps back, it seems.

However, I do look forward to more Connor-inspired works.

I'M. WORKIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THE STUPID DRAWINGS, SO I CAN SHOW ERRYONE, IN MY COMMAND---

Okay, for cereals, though, I'm been quietly fuming because everything I've tried to draw looks particularly shitty to me. Probably in part because I am a giant emotional faggot was gripped with genuine troll's remorse & the only time I can draw something that passes muster is when I'm actively making fun of someone.

However, after @Connor's spectacular tantrum, I'm feeling much better. Also I found some old stuff I was working on before my kidneys exploded (about the time I told my friend @Smutley to step back from that ledge).

Spoiler: you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in

So, yeah. Rest assured, I'm working on stuff! Unfortunately, all I really have to show for it is a GIF of my ass. . .

which kinda syncs up pretty well with this, oddly enough.

EDIT: FUCKY YOU @KingofManga420 MY ASS IS NOT HORRIFYING actually yeah it is sorry brah

but at least I'm not "buttheart" over it!

/slaps @Coster's knee

 

[Cosmos]

You honestly fucking believe that there are people in this garbage can world that are willing, for whatever stupid reason, to adopt children and love them unconditionally with no ulterior motives? Fuck you.

It's comforting to know that, after 300 pages, Connor is still the exact same person. There are constants in this world!

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Remember the ol' wig pic?

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/115.jpg?1427332861 A moment ago Darky:
   
   
   why is tyler dressed up like chris
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1564.jpg?1420157336 A moment ago Unbovvered:
   wow it's black connor

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

It's comforting to know that, after 300 pages, Connor is still the exact same person. There are constants in this world!

Our Pet Vealchop is the only cow to throw me into an existential crisis. I want him to get better, but I also like having him around for the lulz. I'm simultaneously disappointed & relieved when he chimps out. It's so weird.
But ultimately, I do feel a strange sense of comfort.

Remember the ol' wig pic?

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/115.jpg?1427332861 A moment ago Darky:
   
   
   why is tyler dressed up like chris
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1564.jpg?1420157336 A moment ago Unbovvered:
   wow it's black connor

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Apologies for double-posting, but you know what might be fun? Take a recent post (or write a new one) & pair it with an old Connor response. For example:

Recent post:

If people could stop A-Logging Connor, that would be wonderful.

He's a stubborn, spergy, lazy kid, not a monster like Marijan.

Old response:

Fuck you too, Hellblazer.

Or:


Recent chatlog:

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1428729474 32 minutes ago @Coster:
   @Organic Fapcup, i'll have to adopt a new way of thinking
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2074.jpg?1428729474 32 minutes ago @Coster
   slaps his knee

Old chat response:

1. 15 minutes ago @Connor: @Coster, now you're crossing the line.

 

[Stratomsk]

And stop getting angry whenever Connor doesn't change in a thread that is all about how he never changes.

War. War never changes.

You honestly fucking believe that there are people in this garbage can world that are willing, for whatever stupid reason, to adopt children and love them unconditionally with no ulterior motives? Fuck you.

Connor you've made it clear you hate adoption for a long time now. This isn't anything new. You seem to have this inexplicably negative predisposition towards it. Why? As others have pointed out, some people for whatever reasons are incapable of having children. Whether they be gay/lesbian couples, people who are infertile and thus unable to have children, or maybe they just want to love and take care of a child who was abandoned by their real parents.

The fact that you do not see an exception to your belief that "Adoption is all bad for reasons because I say so!" means you probably had some kind of negative experience during your childhood that made you feel that adoption is an exclusively negative experience for the child and involves some kind of ulterior motive with the adoptive parents. If you want to talk about that experience, I'll lend an ear.

 

[Conrix]

Connor you've made it clear you hate adoption for a long time now. This isn't anything new. You seem to have this inexplicably negative predisposition towards it. Why? As others have pointed out, some people for whatever reasons are incapable of having children. Whether they be gay/lesbian couples, people who are infertile and thus unable to have children, or maybe they just want to love and take care of a child who was abandoned by their real parents.

The fact that you do not see an exception to your belief that "Adoption is all bad for reasons because I say so!" means you probably had some kind of negative experience during your childhood that made you feel that adoption is an exclusively negative experience for the child and involves some kind of ulterior motive with the adoptive parents. If you want to talk about that experience, I'll lend an ear.

I wouldn't rule out negative experiences on that even with Connor, but it really all seems like attention whoring, and also he likely realized that backpedalling on that wouldn't get him asspats.

 

[Ruin]

Just realized that despite being an absolute trainwreck of a human being Chris Chan has

- Obtained a college degree
-Can drive
-Is allowed to manage his own finances

All of these things Connor has failed to achieve at the age of 22. If he doesn't get his shit together he's going to end up as a less functional adult than the prince of autism himself. This should scare the absolute shit out of Connor.