🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Abby]

You honestly fucking believe that there are people in this garbage can world that are willing, for whatever stupid reason, to adopt children and love them unconditionally with no ulterior motives? Fuck you.

Oh, yay, edgy Connor is back.

I think you should watch the full movie, man.

 

[AP 297]

Why is everyone telling a sociopath how emotions work and then insulting him for not understanding what is physically impossible for him? The troll shielding in here has gotten pretty dumb and feels like one big circlejerk going around saying whiny fat faggot over and over again. Not that Connor isn't one, but seriously.

Meh, people need that person in their life that they can point at and say I may be " ", " ", and " "; but at least I am not "that guy". The world needs that person because otherwise we have to all look at ourselves in the mirror and that sucks.

Are you going to deny them of their lamb to slaughter? So when is someone gonna threaten to kill him in real life?

 

[benzodiazepine]

Why is everyone telling a sociopath how emotions work and then insulting him for not understanding what is physically impossible for him? The troll shielding in here has gotten pretty dumb and feels like one big circlejerk going around saying whiny fat faggot over and over again. Not that Connor isn't one, but seriously.

Connor isn't a sociopath, he's just severely autistic.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

If I were in that boy's position, I wouldn't even regard Jennifer Garner's character as a mother. But I guess I'd be expected to love the bitch anyway, in spite of her absences.

Developing emotional self-sufficiency is good for a child.

Remember that time Connor declared war on us on behalf of wrongplanet, and then everyone on wrongplanet called him a stupid faggot, and then one of the wrongplanet mods came here and turned out to be p cool and we all made friends with her?

.

I feel so loved. If I could be bothered finding a throbbing heart emoticon there would be one right here.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

I am going to break the trend and not kill Connor.

However, since it's raining, I can't find a good fish stew recipe, and the guy I'm into didn't text me back enough last night (just ignoring the fact that we spoke for over 2 hours the night before), and generally I wish life would give my balls a break, I'm going to poke him with a stick until he goes into a nuclear rage. Possibly. I may just get bored and play Pokemon instead.

 

[HG 400]

I can't find a good fish stew recipe

http://allrecipes.com.au/recipe/8563/cod-casserole.aspx

 

[Golly]

Connor on Adoption, end of January, 2015:

So are you admitting that you were wrong then and your views have changed now?

Yes, indeed.
[Responding to separate quote, but perhaps still relevant.]
My different attitude can attributed to this very thread. I regularly keep up with it, and it's caused me to look deep within myself.

Connor on Adoption, end of April, 2015:

You honestly fucking believe that there are people in this garbage can world that are willing, for whatever stupid reason, to adopt children and love them unconditionally with no ulterior motives? Fuck you.

What happened?

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

http://allrecipes.com.au/recipe/8563/cod-casserole.aspx

Hey, that looks good. Thanks.

 

[HG 400]

Hey, that looks good. Thanks.

Smoked cod is amazing in any roux based sauce. It won't work well with blander fish though.

 

[KingofManga420]

Meh, people need that person in their life that they can point at and say I may be " ", " ", and " "; but at least I am not "that guy". The world needs that person because otherwise we have to all look at ourselves in the mirror and that sucks.

Are you going to deny them of their lamb to slaughter? So when is someone gonna threaten to kill him in real life?

There's a difference as that's not the reason for observing lolcows. You're supposed to laugh and have a good time, not constantly look down on him and call him a whiny fat faggot to his face. To anyone that feels the need to go out of their way to do that than it really just says more about that person to me than it does of Connor. If not being Connor is the sole highlight of your day then congratulations.

Connor isn't a sociopath, he's just severely autistic.

It was an exaggeration, but both of them struggle with or are incapable of feeling love so yeah.

 

[BriarHeart]

Oh look, @Connor is back, and making grandiose promises of new novels inspired by totally deep, "le wrong generation" mainstream bands which he will never, ever actually write. Just like I said he would be.

Hey Connor, what do you think of my assessment of you in the above link? If you disagree with it, tell me why. If you don't reply, though, I'll be forced to conclude that you find it completely accurate on all counts. Silence is acquiescence, doncha know.

 

[AP 297]

There's a difference as that's not the reason for observing lolcows. You're supposed to laugh and have a good time, not constantly look down on him and call him a whiny fat faggot to his face. To anyone that feels the need to go out of their way to do that than it really just says more about that person to me than it does of Connor. If not being Connor is the sole highlight of your day then congratulations.

Well said, that is the reason I have been avoiding this thread almost entirely. You will find only a hand full of posts of mine here.

I really wish Connor could grow out of his mess. I really do. Being the lowest form of life is a sad existence. Perhaps Carl Jung was right though...

 

[Coster]

There's a difference as that's not the reason for observing lolcows. You're supposed to laugh and have a good time, not constantly look down on him and call him a whiny fat faggot to his face. To anyone that feels the need to go out of their way to do that than it really just says more about that person to me than it does of Connor. If not being Connor is the sole highlight of your day then congratulations.

Connor and Holden are two lolcows who have similar thread cycles in my opinion, only Holden won't go away.

People type up an essay on how to treat women to Holden, and when that invariably does nothing but result in him saying "women should be raped," they get mad and type up more vapid essays on how to treat women. People type up essays on how to live life to Connor, and that invariably results in him saying "I'm going to live life this way," only for nothing to actually happen and everyone gets disappointed/mad at him for things he ultimately wasn't going to do anyway. The only cheap laughs I get from Connor are when he ends up huffing, puffing, and leaving forever for the millionth time, because he gets this really almost boxer-like way of typing and it's great to picture a tubby, nasally white guy calling me a motherfucker and trying to be intimidating. That, and when people just take dumb stabs at him and call him funny names, but that's mostly my immaturity.

If you're legitimately using Connor as a way to gauge your success in life by looking down on him,

 

[Picklechu]

I think this was a speed record for the Connor Cycle.

 

[HG 400]

Connor and Holden are two lolcows who have similar thread cycles in my opinion, only Holden won't go away.

People type up an essay on how to treat women to Holden, and when that invariably does nothing but result in him saying "women should be raped," they get mad and type up more vapid essays on how to treat women. People type up essays on how to live life to Connor, and that invariably results in him saying "I'm going to live life this way," only for nothing to actually happen and everyone gets disappointed/mad at him for things he ultimately wasn't going to do anyway. The only cheap laughs I get from Connor are when he ends up huffing, puffing, and leaving forever for the millionth time, because he gets this really almost boxer-like way of typing and it's great to picture a tubby, nasally white guy calling me a motherfucker and trying to be intimidating. That, and when people just take dumb stabs at him and call him funny names, but that's mostly my immaturity.

If you're legitimately using Connor as a way to gauge your success in life by looking down on him,

bUT WHY WON'T THEY CHANGE THEIR VIEWS I'VE SUCCESSFULLY REFUTED ALL THEIR POINTS

 

[Meowthkip]

So, is it fanfiction or just inspired by Juno. Have you seen Juno yet, by the way? I thought I read awhile back that you hadn't actually seen the film.

Will you be posting this to be viewed anywhere? I know you said you were thinking of not posting your work in this forums anymore.

Good luck with the story.

Connor, if you want to write self-indulgent fanfiction, just go ahead and write self-indulgent fanfiction. Just don't get it into your head that it's more than that.

Honestly, your writing is subpar even at fanfic level. Perhaps if you get into some fic writing circles, you might churn some things out until you're ready to start on some original fic. You're not there yet, nowhere near. Also, fanfic is fun and you're so joyless that it might do you some good to just write stuff purely for funsies with no pressure.

You honestly fucking believe that there are people in this garbage can world that are willing, for whatever stupid reason, to adopt children and love them unconditionally with no ulterior motives? Fuck you.

Rorschach is your favorite Watchmen character, isn't he?

 

[KingofManga420]

Rorschach is your favorite Watchmen character, isn't he?

Rorschach is everyone's favorite Watchmen character, despite the entire point of the story being that guys like Rorschach are horrible.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Hey guys,

My semester is drawing to a close, and the final is next week. After that, I'll see if I can get back to writing, mainly short stories. I'm putting Alphaboy on hold, because a fascinating idea for a novel came to mind lately. I've been brainstorming.

What's your new novel idea?

*prays, takes a deep breath*
I've been feeling a little philosophical lately, a little introspective. Listening to Pink Floyd's The Wall can do that. I feel I need to get more darkness out of me before I churn out Alphaboy. Basically, it's a spiritual successor to Juno, using the film's uncertain ending as a jump-off point and exploring the consequences of such a situation.

So you're going to sperg about how much you hate adoptive parents again?

No, not at all. A major aspect of the story is going to be the relationship between the kid and his single adoptive mom. I doubt it's as happy as the Gillespies, though.

Will this be more grounded in reality, or have a sci/fi slant to it? And will it be in your shared universe as well, or a one-off project?

I see this being way more grounded in reality, and very psychological. Kind of like The Wall.

Wait you actually hate adoption? I thought you were just trying to be 2edgy4me.

I don't hate it, per se, but given my skepticism and negative view of human nature...

So did you finally watch the movie or did you just read about it on tvtropes like usual?

I hate to say this, but I can't bring myself to watch Juno in its entirety, largely because of the implications that its ending raises. It seems to be saying that giving a child up for adoption is painless and devoid of consequence, even if said child is going to grow up with a single mom that won't have much time for him. That's what pisses me off.

.....Didn't we have this whole discussion like a year ago?

Yeah, but it keeps me up at night, to be honest. Is human life really that expendable?

Hey Fatty Ding-Dongs. Looks like I finally caught you!

You're acting out for attention. Stop it.

Juno is just a movie, and you really haven't learned a damn thing from what's happened before, have you?

You could ask the same thing about the abortion Juno would have had without adoption as an alternative, but no, you're right. Keep sperging about how adoption is evil.

If I were in that boy's position, I wouldn't even regard Jennifer Garner's character as a mother. But I guess I'd be expected to love the bitch anyway, in spite of her absences.

And the Connor Cycle begins anew for the umpteenth time!

Shame you wouldn't learn from our shots at that adoption bullshit. This coming from the creator of a Doom WAD that contained a jab at it.

You honestly fucking believe that there are people in this garbage can world that are willing, for whatever stupid reason, to adopt children and love them unconditionally with no ulterior motives? Fuck you.

Holy fuck I am laughing so hard.

 

[BriarHeart]

Rorschach is everyone's favorite Watchmen character, despite the entire point of the story being that guys like Rorschach are horrible.

Hey, now. Rorschach is some people's favorite Watchmen character because he's horrible, and the soul-rending cruelty that made him so horrible is both tragic and fascinating.

...I mean, that's what I heard.

 

[Lunachu]

So how does Conner feel about single working mothers of biological children then? Or is it just a sin for Juno to be a single parent because she had the audacity to give a child a home?