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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Welcome back @Connor!

Not sure if this has been answered already, but what kind of math class are you taking? Pre-Algebra? Algebra? Calculus?
 
Hey, @Connor - do you watch foreign films other than Italian? I really enjoy French (and occasionally Swedish) movies.
 
Connor said:
I watched an Italian poliziotteschi film called Ricco the Mean Machine, or just Ricco for short. It's got to be one of the best movies of the genre. Christopher Mitchum (son of Robert) gives an understated, well-rounded performance as a young man torn between getting payback against the Don who killed his old man and being a playboy. It has a liberal amount of T&A and gory violence, as well as a surprising touch of tragedy. In short, it was fun.
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You should write out a review of it and post it on WP. As @Smutley said earlier, your movie reviews have been some of your strongest writing.
 
Handsome Pete said:
ConnorQuest: The Connor Bible Interactive Fiction Experience.

The result of literal minutes spent learning Twine and applying the magic of hypertext to my natural shitposting instinct. @BOLDYSPICY!, I hope it's ok that I used a piece of your Connor art. If I decide to expand on this very silly project in the future, I will take the time to ask permission, but because this was something I slapped together in an hour it sort of slipped my mind.

Also, there's no chance in hell I will expand on it in the future, and I won't make any crazy promises to the contrary. Hint hint, Connor.

EDIT: Thanks to @Hat for catching a pretty obvious bug. It should be fixed now, but if not, it's probably your fault for not owning a high-end gaming rig.
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Simply brilliant. 10/10 Kiwis would play again.

Connor said:
I have some Blu-Rays and DVD of foreign films. Japanese, German, French, Russian, Hong Kong...
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If you enjoy French cinema, I recommend À la folie...pas du tout (English title "He Loves Me...He Loves Me Not"). Hilarious dark comedy featuring an erotomaniac art student in Bordeaux.
 
Connor said:
I just played ConnorQuest. I'm laughing my ass off.
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That's good! It's a good thing to have a bit of self awareness and laugh at yourself once in a while.

That's something that I've only learned about myself not too long ago.
 
What I love about ConnorQuest is that it's so fucking true. Good comedy, in my mind, always has an element of reality to it, and in that department, @Handsome Pete did not disappoint. There's also kind of a fatalistic overtone to the game; no matter what you do, you're still going to get a FUCKY YOU staring right back at ya.

Pete, you deserve an award.
 
Connor said:
What I love about ConnorQuest is that it's so fucking true. Good comedy, in my mind, always has an element of reality to it, and in that department, @Handsome Pete did not disappoint. There's also kind of a fatalistic overtone to the game; no matter what you do, you're still going to get a FUCKY YOU staring right back at ya.

Pete, you deserve an award.
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Didn't you sperg out about ConnorQuest on Wrong Planet? I can find it if you want.

Edit: Found it
Edit 2: Fuck wrong one.
Edit 3: Here it is
https://archive.today/InA8L
 
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Woo! Looks like I'm just in time! @Connor, here are some previously unanswered questions:

@Locksnap: I'd like to ask you a question myself. I'm not positive if you answered this a long time ago, but what attracted you to this forum in the first place?

@Ruin: Do you have anything else you are passionate about like fixing cars, computer programming, or something?[...][edited because Connor likely won't read any of that, sorry @Ruin :c]

@Chipmunk's Bounty: Why do you come back here if you hate us so much?

@Philosophy Zombie: On that note, do you genuinely enjoy writing? It always seemed to me that you didn't like writing except as a means to an end so people can see what a talented yet troubled maverick you are.

@Randall Fragg: Hey, Connor, since you're an aspiring writer, how about you join in one of the community RPG games? @@Sanic was going to doing something with DnD a while back, he still might do it.

@Hi_I_Am_From_Page_6: Have you considered wanking less, eating better, and exercising? Seriously, hard exercise is the absolute best for dealing with bad feels.
 
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